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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 29/09/2026
These are the games I played with all the best people (via my9games.net/en/edit)
Descent
Magic Mushrooms
Conquests Of Camelot
Ico
Myst
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Chocks Away
Soul Calibur
Lemmings
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Charles Snart (Histocrat) @thehistocrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today I found out that pretty much all the original footage from the live action filming sessions for both Myst and Riven are viewable online over on the Video Game History Foundation Library in their original quality and I think thats pretty damn neat.
archive.gamehistory.org
Raw camera footage
View Raw camera footage in the Video Game History Foundation Library – Digital Archive.
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Rebecca Rideal @rebeccarideal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m all for a bit of library sounds ASMR, but this is… well…?
Screenshot of a YouTube ASMR video where your in Salem and being accused of being a witch
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you seen my snooker table, Doris? No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning.
Old painting. Man and enormous rectangular sheep
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
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J.A. Killingsound @kislingconnection.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very pleased and excited to see that this generation of anti-smoking ads are going with the Cronenberg angle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIhr...
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UNDO - Lab Rat (2026)
YouTube video by Diskki Hoax
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/08/2026
This is the route Rockstar should have taken
Wallace and Gromit A Grand Theft Auto
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 24/08/2026
Well blow me down, the sociologist defending the racist professor (sorry I mean academic freedom) is really into AI for classifying people (sorry, survey efficiency), and thinks the supreme court has been *perfectly* clear on gender. If that means nothing to you, be thankful, go free, enjoy life.
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My post-punk playlist has obliquely reminded me that I won an in-house competition for best bookseller anthem with the suggestion “(When I Think About You) I Dust My Shelf”
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 19/08/2026
Richard Tice looks like Richard Madeley's Wario
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/08/2026
My brain still translates all alarm noises into this 30yo Spitting Image sketch youtu.be/CNJ4LEcZ4ak?...
youtu.be
101 uses for a Björk - Spitting Image
YouTube video by bjorkfr
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Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/08/2026
searching "how to disable emergency alerts forever android"
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Robin the ghost from BBC ghosts with a speech bubble going down to the OP
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 30/07/2026
Just run this and you can forget about every Microsoft innovation since about 2008 github.com/Raphire/Win1...
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GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script that allows you to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to declutter and custom...
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script that allows you to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to declutter and customize your Windows experience....
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Robin Wilde @robinwilde.me · 30/07/2026
I actually know the answer to this and it's slightly insane. Google pulls from Wikipedia to determine if a place is a city, town, neighbourhood, whatever. Brighton's first line describes it as a "seaside resort" so Google Maps thinks it's a neighbourhood and doesn't display it in the "city" font.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 30/07/2026
Christ, also a lesson for people implementing web service signup forms 😬
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 29/07/2026
I'm suspicious that the new "Indie Forever" stream & its relentless promotion this week is softening up the audience for the BBC to take another swing at 6 Music 🤨
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 27/07/2026
I enjoyed Everything Everything closing Deershed like the headmaster in this Fry & Laurie sketch youtu.be/zxru0HDs5_g?...
youtu.be
A Bit of Fry and Laurie - "Prize Poem"
YouTube video by sunnydalegal
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 22/07/2026
this is a good game
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
movement in non-euclidean quaternionic space
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 16/07/2026
This is an excellent take-down, and sold me a subscription. For the price of this bad book, I could have paid for >3 months!
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James @jamesrandall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I've been spending some time analysing the code and systems of the epic 1988 BBC game Exile resulting in a (I hope) bit perfect recreation in TypeScript and a set of @markmoxon.bsky.social inspired deep dives into its working. bbcexile.com #retrocomputing #bbcmicro #gamehistory
Project homepage showing the game heroExample articlesInline disassemblyLayered map demo
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 13/07/2026
This is not a category, #Connections
A hand holding a mug that has no handleA hand opening a drawer that has no handleA boy wearing an umbrella on his head - no handle!A bucket without a handle
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There Must And Shall Be Aspirin @boscobel1975.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Franz Liszt was the best Suede guitarist. I will not be taking questions.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 11/07/2026
Such an anti-ad on TV for the pervert glasses - massive twats storming around the city with no friends shouting "Meta! Take a picture!" Sure dufuses that's much better than pressing a button.
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astro @ msx.gay @msx.gay · 09/07/2026
yeah, that eject spring works
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 07/07/2026
After release, a game costs the publisher $0 to keep selling forever. And therefore removing an old game from sale, or stopping its online service, is just mindless vandalism.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*shaking my wife awake* KRAKEN HAS SUSPENDED WITHDRAWALS OF BONK
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oxford drinkers may finally be able to swear in the Three Goats’ Heads after the death of Humphrey Smith, the irascible owner of Sam Smiths Brewery, at the age of 81. The pub chain enforced strict bans on swearing and mobile phone use. Smith was described in a Facebook pubs group as “an absolute tit
The Three Goats Heads on St Michael’s Street. Ian S at geograph.org.uk, CC-BY-SA https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/6665658
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 25/06/2026
Makes The Day Today's graphics look pretty sober
Chris Morris standing in front of a nonsense graph with "Scale", "Man", "Drugs" and "Dead Children" in geometric shapes.A graphic looking like something off BBC News from the 90s, with the title "Currency Susan", with pictures of 3 differently-dressed women standing in front of UK, Japanese & German national flags.
Another BBC news graphic entitled "Finance Arse" with the caption "But increased trading formed a unified arse at around lunchtime", illustrated with two globes close together looking like a bum
A news graphic showing a British policeman pointing a spray can at a cutaway diagram of a dog, with the dog apparently full of metal. The caption reads "The inside of the dog is destroyed but the outside stays the same shape". The outside of the dog is labelled "Resin".
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 24/06/2026
I mean, obviously
Suede's eponymous first album cover, showing two seated women kissing in a glowing sepia
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Mark @vbloke.com · 20/06/2026
It’s only a USB port if it’s on the left side of your device, otherwise it’s a USB starboard.
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Spicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SJÄMSÅRA
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Tony Cliff @tangocharlie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Who wants to make a PAPERS, PLEASE-style game about getting your child ready for each day of school, using the crumbs of information from the principal, the teacher, and the calendar, in their emails, PDF attachments, and assorted apps?
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hate it when people suggest children will be happy if they play outside. I remember playing outside. It was fucking dreadful. I wanted to go back in and play video games and read comics, but apparently being outside held some kind of magic power which erased adults' critical faculties.
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Pessimists Archive @pessimistsarc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In 1908 the Lancet called for an 18+ age limit on reading in bed for U.K. children.
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