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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 33m
Sean living his best life
A wonky shot of a greyhound inverted on a white sofa with colourful cushions
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 52m
on national poetry day bsky.app/profile/brai...
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 1h
Except software engineers, and I'm wondering if we might be wrong.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 2h
It's still a bad name (in English), literally sounds like it doesn't want to tell you what the game is about! You only remember it because it award-winning games get their names repeated a lot. The lesson is you can ignore this advice if you simply make a critically-lauded game.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 17h
The peak
The menu for Shufflepuck Cafe, with a variety of monochrome bar denizens staring out of the screen
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 22h
I mean - yes and no. Good for preservation! But Claude hasn't hidden the fact that it's a derivative work of the PS5 SDK. So assuming Sony act, it'll have to live underground with the Switch emulators.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 30/09/2026
Like - fun! - but Sony are surely going to nuke this from orbit.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 30/09/2026
Whuh, is that just someone feeding the PS5 SDK and tools to Claude, putting a lot of coins in the meter, and asking it for a porting toolkit?
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 29/09/2026
I just finished S3 & agree it's a (relatively brief???) saggy bit, juxtaposed with the very urgent & exciting a-plot.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 29/09/2026
These are the games I played with all the best people (via my9games.net/en/edit)
Descent
Magic Mushrooms
Conquests Of Camelot
Ico
Myst
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Chocks Away
Soul Calibur
Lemmings
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 29/09/2026
Yessss! Played it through on the Game Gear. I remember rinsing that game, but it was a real B-grade Sonic.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 28/09/2026
wow, is that Clifton Ings
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 25/09/2026
Oh yep it was Helldivers 2 that went from 154GB to 23GB.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 25/09/2026
classic! which game was it Very Recently which issued a minor update that reduced the total download & install size by 100GB or something.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 25/09/2026
Margaret Atwood must have done OK? (even if she'd reject the label)
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 21/09/2026
oh NICE. That's going straight on my server later.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 21/09/2026
As a creative coward I lovvvve those parts of game dev. Porting! Platform-complaint error handling! Bulletproof save code! Means players are gonna have a *reliably* good time. Give me the "boring" bits!
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 20/09/2026
That sounds a lot like Dinosaur Discovery - pretty exacting game with navigation, research etc. where the ultimate object was to find & hatch a dinosaur egg. Same classroom context, little groups, lots of discussion.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 19/09/2026
Yeah talk about not sticking the ending hoho 💉 Was explaining to my pal who'd never played the games that RE games never show normal life, the whole world is corporate zombie hell, 100% of the time. Can't break the spell.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Charles Snart (Histobat) @thehistocrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today I found out that pretty much all the original footage from the live action filming sessions for both Myst and Riven are viewable online over on the Video Game History Foundation Library in their original quality and I think thats pretty damn neat.
archive.gamehistory.org
Raw camera footage
View Raw camera footage in the Video Game History Foundation Library – Digital Archive.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 16/09/2026
delicious
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 16/09/2026
Really not a fan of all these "30 year anniversary" reissues of stuff that was released surely like 8 or 9 years ago.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 15/09/2026
A ZX Spectrum game called Jumping Jack, played it when I was very young torinak.com/qaop/play/ju...
torinak.com
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 15/09/2026
it takes me back every time you post!
The game "Jumping Jack" that I played on my ZX Spectrum at the age of 7
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Rebecca Rideal @rebeccarideal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m all for a bit of library sounds ASMR, but this is… well…?
Screenshot of a YouTube ASMR video where your in Salem and being accused of being a witch
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/09/2026
I can't really share the poster I'm talking about but all the wonky details I mention are accurate.
Hello Mr [redacted]! Didn't want to send this as a public comment but I was really sad to see an AI-generated banner for British Science Week!

I think that normalising AI output and displaying it in the school is bad. It will dampen kids' creativity and their enthusiasm for human achievement. What do they think of time spent learning to draw (or write!) when they see their role models use AI? Who cares if the solar system has 7 planets, a car has a sideways wheel, or the microscope is also a lamp? Children notice these things!

British Scienece Week gives away plenty of carefully-designed material that we could use for a banner. They even run an annual poster competition. 

Anyhow, thank you for organising it but I just wanted to give you a critical voice before AI leaks into the classroom. I think it dulls everyone's instincts and thought processes, and there's always an alternative, even if it's clip-art or stock photos, which I'd much rather see.

All the best - Matthew
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/09/2026
AI-generated teaching material in a British school? 😮 That would be a head teacher complaint from me. I complained about an AI-generated poster to a supply teacher in my daughter's primary; haven't seen any slop from the school since. Hang on, I'll dig out the nice-but-firm wording...
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/09/2026
is this in your wikipedia history by any chance en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_...
en.wikipedia.org
Sexual roleplay - Wikipedia
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/09/2026
Either way there's nobody in Reform who knows what to do with £72m, other than steal it.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 14/09/2026
In theory they're a company limited by guarantee, so if it were wound up the assets would pass to the crown. In practice I'm sure they're already laundering the fuck out of it.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 13/09/2026
Is it worth the hassle of keeping up with exploits, compared to trading it in for an Anberic or similar?
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 12/09/2026
Look at that weather! 🌞 happy hiking
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 10/09/2026
expense a kindle copy?
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 10/09/2026
The ground has shifted to whether we're describing vigilantes and pogroms as "protestors" or - well - lawless thugs. Also protestors about climate change are always "climate change protestors", but protestors about the existence of brown people are never "race protestors" etc. Just "protestors".
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 10/09/2026
Thank you, immediately where my mind went. Ryanair should compensate them in bones.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 09/09/2026
There would be (are?) very strong antimemetic incentives on the inside of a profitable & well-embedded corporation directed by a small number of evil people. Feels like it's hard to imagine by design.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 09/09/2026
Has anyone seen Archie's jumper? (20 people answer "no" over the course of 6hrs)
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 08/09/2026
They played this to my 5yo at school once and she still wants it at bedtime once in a while, a couple of years later 🫪
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 08/09/2026
That's really rough, I'm sorry for your loss. 90s online friends lived in a faraway land beyond the modem, they are not a renewable resource :'(
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 08/09/2026
but it's not time to fight him! @philipbak.bsky.social
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 07/09/2026
🫶🏻 A pal of mine died at 19 and I post this great picture of him most years because nobody had digital cameras and also he hated cameras bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 07/09/2026
does that camera see a lot of hippos then?
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you seen my snooker table, Doris? No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning.
Old painting. Man and enormous rectangular sheep
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 05/09/2026
Yeah a few lamppost flaggers in York somehow drew £20,000 to their GoFundMe last year, with a memecoin listed publicly as their largest individual donor. Given the strength of the public & council pushback, it didn't feel like a truly local movement.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 02/09/2026
I don't speak Dutch but "We hebben meer dan 100 flipperkasten in huis" delights me
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
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Matthew Bloch @matthewblo.ch · 01/09/2026
I've written code that screwed up this scene on 3 different platforms now! Glitchy leaves, blown-out speakers, disappearing megas, foreground masks that don't etc. etc.
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