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Matt Ghoul

@mattgill.me
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Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5h
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 7h
experts differ
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 22h
"The Pope? How many gigs of RAM has he got?" --Iosif Stalin
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 23h
lol that boomer hasn't even upgraded to a pentium
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 04/10/2026
hey, I do hate those guys! so relatable mr president
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 03/10/2026
love 2 set my Pray Discern Discern mug next to my non euclidean notebook
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 03/10/2026
I was concerned to see coworkers start to depend on AI to do math. but then I remembered they used to depend on excel, so this can't be any worse
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 03/10/2026
damn it worst person you know meme
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 03/10/2026
up early cause I can't sleep. waiting for people to come put my kitchen back together so I can't go anywhere. more wow forever beta it is
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 03/10/2026
wait, the guy's named onion?
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
dueling should be used sparingly as a management tactic. if at all
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
well it was a casserole dish
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
gotem
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
I like to imagine that
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
big if true
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
not looking forward to the president attempting to pronounce this
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Congress passes bill to make Chiricahua Arizona's 4th national park
Congress has voted to make Chiricahua National Monument into Arizona's fourth national park. The measure now goes to the president for final approval.
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
trump tomato tariffs, the dreaded Triple T
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
luke skywalked so david ellison could skydance
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
who cares, ask him when there's gonna be a new Tool album
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 02/10/2026
they're still trying to find the guys responsible for that
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
yes as it turns out
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
oh they go everywhere a non-mormon might be found
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
wonder if he ever calls natalie "ivanka"
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gork I started a war with Iran and it’s not going well. Do a breakthrough
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
yeah, the text says on track to drop 2mil year over year, the slope at the end of the graph makes it look like a lot more than that
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
they said it couldn't be done
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
smh, the tall poppy gets blocked
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
some guys are downstairs demoing the part of my kitchen that got flooded. it's weird, usually try to prevent people from destroying my house
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
this is terrible news for the NFL. and for math
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
when you have no real belief in the idea of truth or facts in the abstract this kind of thing is bound to trip you up
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
I mean why would they feel the need to pretend at this point
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
conservative lawyers hurriedly searching the nation for a test case on pierogi sales discrimination
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
sounding like a lot of us need to touch grass and chat about IQ with some country music fans
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone with a 173 IQ, I can tell you that it's a common topic of conversation wherever I am
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
betrayal!
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is good but still presents an implementation challenge because Throw polling at 60% is misleading when Take polls at 5%.
A dog asks his human to throw his ball without taking the ball from him.
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 01/10/2026
why is this
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
love it when I open a menu and select an option but the menu loads more items at the same moment and I instead select some random thing. both phone and computer do this now, what a brave new world we've created
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
people will just say anything on the internet
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
<taking notes> leonard nimoy's shins uninspiring actually
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
man I wish I didn't
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
fake news!
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
just rebrand it as Super Smirk, it will be fine
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
trump perceiving that AI is getting bad press and deciding that a rebrand to SI will fix it is very funny to me
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
don't point your phone at it, you don't want to see where it sends you
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
dutch detected
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 30/09/2026
they're calling it Super Posture
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