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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 1h

Doomed sandwich Spicy condiments Last bite Kind of yummy Superlunch

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 4h

This past weekend I drove to DC to finally meet one of my oldest & best Friends From Online for what critics are calling “The Most Anticipated Hug of the Decade.” Today’s his birthday and he’s in a spot where he’s in dire financial need. If you can spare a few bucks, we’d both appreciate it.

Dylan and Dom, smilin big outside Nationals Park. You know I must love the guy because is shared this, the only picture we took together, even though it is very unflattering to me. What is happening with my mouth, chin, and neck here. Jesus

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 7h

I’m just like Beetlemoses except I don’t do any of the things that Beetlemoses does and am generally not as good at the things I do in place of those things. I do think Beetlemoses is really funny, though, and I’m pretty sure we’re the same in that regard

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 7h

kid asked if we could go to a Marvin Gaye concert and I said no sorry and he asked why and I just stared him down

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 7h

SCENE: I am a stand-up comedian whose thing is wearing a bathrobe and doing crowd work about being sleepy and I have 120k Instagram followers ME: you, in the front, wearing the suit and tie. How are you supposed to sleep in that? You look like you sleep like shit GUY (barely audible): I do

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kayleigh hearn @ronchronchronch.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

the best part of any Dracula movie is the first act where he's pretending to be a normal dude at the opera and folks are like, "hahaha, so true, Count Dracula"

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An absolutely delicious read

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Smoking that shit that enhances your genes

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This Is Another Weird Website! @hoboabobo8d8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PRESS [F] TO TELL YOUR WIFE YOU DIDN'T INTENTIONALLY SCHEDULE THE DRIVE ON YOUR CHILD'S BIRTHDAY, BUT WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR BRACES SOMEHOW [QTE titled 'Convince your spouse you're not working late with Diane again' begins. "Helpful Tip: Every missed input means trust is lost forever!"]

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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PRESS [Q] TO DEMAND THE CONCRETE POUR BEGIN PRESS [E] TO TALK TO YOUR DEAD DAD

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 28/09/2026

Not to be confused with Weighted Grins Above Replacement, or GwAR.

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m going to create a mod for Slow Roads where throughout your endless drive you have to respond to phone calls about both your ambitious construction project and your collapsing domestic life

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As evil fucks gobble up more and more mass media, it’s a great opportunity to cut down on your big box streaming subscriptions and reallocate that money to small producers who dedicate less (even none!) of their income to maliciously destroying the earth

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This reminded me that I wasn’t yet a Patreon supporter and I think it would be really funny if I started today and pretended it was because I, too, had decided to Reject the Left

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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's good for people to abandon movements when they realize what they've been (some amount of willfully) ignoring or dismissing this whole time is in fact real. No more media career, though. No more notoriety. Like a pilot that forgets to put down the landing gear. Sorry bud, you don't have it.

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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 27/09/2026

there’s a part in the History of Concrete where he attends a WGA class on how to write Hallmark movies, and the instructor says “our audience wants to feel like they’re on the cusp of achieving their dreams, if only one final piece would fall into place.” inscribe it on the statue of liberty imo

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Deadpool suddenly very genuine "I know this is a big ask but...with how things were and I...look...can I call you Dad?" Ant-Man "I feel unsafe"

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

DEADPOOL IN AVENGERS: SECRET WARS: Oh my god, Paul Rugg!! I’m such a huge fan. Freakazoid really popped my “Breaking the Fourth Wall” cherry. I owe you everything, man. If you never need anything — a bridge loan, a quick handy — I’ll come running with the AstroGlide. ANT-MAN: … What?

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Kirk’s Season 3 wig reaches Pike-like intensity here

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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Coyote vs. Acme: A movie where Luis Guzman has to pensively choose between a real and a cartoon gavel is a good movie.

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The time of baseball is coming to an end. The time of cinema has begun.

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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love Star Trek but I think there is a good argument to be made that it birthed fan culture as we now know it, with all the good and the bad.

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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

From CineFantastique magazine, January 1987 issue. “Star Trek: The Next Generation. Fans Irate Over Plans for New Series”’ I especially love the “It would be a disaster” guy.

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got another confection to make Cocktails, too…

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is someone grating the zest The zest The zest The zest of fruit

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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

well well well, if it isn’t ol’

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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Listening to the Planets Suite and realizing Venture Bros. has destroyed "Mars, Bringer of War" for me forever www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMG...

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Reforming The Band | The Venture Brothers | Adult Swim

YouTube video by Adult Swim Nordic

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is a subset of fans out there who say “Million Dollars to Kill Me” is the weakest Joyce Manor record and I find this impossible to comprehend. MDtKM Haters do not interact

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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think about this post all the time. you might too

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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apatow Apatow Apatow Apatow Apatow Apatow (Meet me at the)

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reaching a fantasy lit audience of millions with my new release A Soup of Broth and Carrots

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mothra rules because she’s like if there was a bigger monster who came to rescue King Kong when he was kidnapped. If King Kong had a friend like Mothra he’d still be alive today

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My new conspiracy theory is that streamers all moved the Continue Watching row way down their menus because they actually don’t want you to finish a series. They would prefer you watch 5 episodes of everything and finish nothing so they have so that they don’t have to renew anything.

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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 24/09/2026

could YOU be America’s Next Top Radiator Lady? Sound off with your radiator talent below! The full Eraserhead Cinematic Universe is only on The Pod Universe, streaming on YT or wherever you get podcasts! #podcast #davidlynch #eraserhead #twinpeaks

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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Boy, I love drinking my daily UPDATE in my white and gunmetal galley kitchen. It always makes me feel better… even if I do keep having those dreams- flashes of agony in a dirty, violent battlefield

A “Passion Orange Guava” can of UPDATE, this one is a reflective metallic color with orange lettering

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s early but I think my little son may have the raw material for a very good singing voice, should he choose to refine it

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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.