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Madeline

@fauxedo.bsky.social
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The doctor said my mom shoulda had an abortion. (Poly, Bi, She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ Girlfriend of @deep9x.com

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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 8h
For my birthday I bought some new boots and a new dress, and I’m so excited to wear themmmmm. They are also both from Costco because that is just who I am now.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12h
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty passive aggressive of you, Nintendo Music.
A notification from Nintendo Music that says “Why not give the game music we added in September a listen?”
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am attempting to improve my selfie game.
Despite everything, it’s still me.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is, quite frankly, the exact type of relationship I want to have with a man.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God forbid a white girl get a little motion.
Taylor Swift dressed like a quirked up white boy
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, pre-transition, wearing a t-shirt: Damn, this t-shirt is a little too tight in the chest for me to pull off. Me, post-transition, wearing the same t-shirt: 😈😈😈
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bring a sort of "*making jokes*" Vibe to *the porn comments section* that *people jerking off* don't really like
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hey man, I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your name." "Oh uh, it's Ozymandias." "No way... you're the guy from the poem???" "Haha, yeah. That's me."
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hey man, I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your name." "Oh uh, it's Ozymandias." "No way... you're the guy from the poem???" "Haha, yeah. That's me."
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dee Cooley 🏳️‍⚧️ @deep9x.com · 26/09/2026
The happy times are happier when @fauxedo.bsky.social is in them :3
Me with @fauxedo.bsky.social's hand on my forehead as her face is on my hair, I am grinning like an idiot
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god, I cannot believe this is real: www.locktoberfesttx.com
locktoberfesttx.com
Locktoberfest 2026
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excited to finally have a cover for my album of acoustic Steely Dan covers.
A picture of me
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m a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BOSTON! I am so excited to share that A Tape: The American History of Nobuhiko Obayashi’s “House” is screening before its namesake at the Brattle Theatre next month during this year’s GlobeDocs film festival. Info: events.bostonglobe.com/2026/globedocs
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Celebrated Bi Visibility Day by having lunch with my girlfriend and telling her about all the boys I have crushes on.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I haven't updated my Steam profile since I created it in like 2011, so I fixed my name and changed my profile picture to this.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I now have met at least three trans women who are obsessed with season 2 of True Detective. I think this warrants further investigation...
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something I think about a lot is in The Usual Suspects when Benicio del Toro says, “Who in the piss hell stole the fuckin’ truck?”
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 22/09/2026
once i became trans i finally understood the scene where yoda gets so tired of answering luke's questions he just dies.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a wonderful weekend during which @deep9x.com took this cute (if not blurry) pic of me.
Me being cute
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love to get ads for a mobile game that is like "The most addictive game ever made". Like, yes, that is what I'm looking for in a game, an addiction.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes I think of a bit of dialogue without any context that I write down to save for some future project. Here’s something I thought of the other day.
1: Fuckin fascists won't even let you smoke crack here anymore.
2: What? You're not allowed to smoke crack *anywhere*
1: Brother, don't I know it.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My 5 star letterboxd review of The Matrix that says, “I think the reason that I, a trans woman, so strongly connect with The Matrix is that, in The Matrix, cash is king.”
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way the release of this movie has lined up with the current events of my life. One must simply say Lol. Lmao.
Screencap of an Instagram reel of Hannah Einbinder with the caption “Camp Miasma is an allegory for the joy of s3x after transitioning”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol I love this website
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 9h
Every week more and more of this website becomes fans of professional wrestling and I feel like the endpoint of all this is
Weird Al having an AEW match 1/2
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I really wish adults would stop watching professional wrestling. It's their fault Linda McMahon is the Secretary of Education.
Weird Al is not going to wrestle.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turning my girlfriend on by explaining the basics of soil identification and classification to her.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Probably the most noticeable side effect of HRT has been how much more comfortable I have become with using the word “bitch”.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it’s probably a good sign for my life overall that, as I’ve gotten older, it has become increasingly funnier that I seriously considered the priesthood when I was in high school.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I look forward to Macklemore's song about supporting Palestine in which he makes it VERY CLEAR that he himself is not Palestinian.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know I am at least a little bit delusional. I have enough self awareness to admit that. But when I look at myself in the mirror, I just feel so fucking hot.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just wanna say that if you are a dem and you are arguing on here that we all need to continue to give our uncritical support to James Talarico in spite of his transphobic comments and you have a trans person in your life, it is highly likely that that person no longer feels safe around you.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...

"Y'all don't understand. People fucking suck in my state. Which is why you have to suck too to get them to vote for you. They are too fucking stupid to ever want anything better. And they'll kill you for even trying. This is how it will always be."
That's how a lot of you sound right now with this "you have to win Republicans to be a Democrat shit."
"Try coming to where I'm from and inspire people. Just try it. They'll piss on you. No one wants anything good or decent where I'm from. No one wants someone to make things better. They want to die in the mud. They want to sink real slow into the mud until it's just their hat on top of it."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A good internet joke that predates widespread internet use is the Jack Handey Deep Thought where he says “to me, clowns aren’t funny, in fact they’re kind of scary, I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad”
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As someone who has recently gone through a divorce, when I see two people I know are getting divorced, I send them love and wish them all the best in this time that is challenging even under the best of circumstances. But As a messy bitch who loves drama?
static.klipy.com
Birdman Ready
Alt: Birdman rubbing his hands together in excitement and anticipation
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 13/09/2026
Today we remember captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, who on this day in history flew a Boeing 767 into the north tower of the World Trade Center,
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never Stop Bating - Jack Me Dong
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Baby Blues one is legitimately hilarious.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am happy that I transitioned when I did for a million reasons, but every once in a while I see a photo of me in college and think SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PRETTY.
A photo of 20 year old me in college
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Praise kinks are so funny. “It makes me feel so good when someone tells me I did a good job.” Oh, you mean the thing that everyone everywhere likes?
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am having fun flirting* with boys on Instagram. *sending them just the most unhinged reels I can find
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I simply must say: me and who?
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Steve Borden might be the hottest wrestler, and that is an insanely high bar. #AEWDynamite
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Welp, fuck to this guy.
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Dee Cooley 🏳️‍⚧️ @deep9x.com · 09/09/2026
hello yes I would like to report an adorable girlfriend @fauxedo.bsky.social
Madeline sitting behind me on a couch in a black tshirt while I smile as she has her hand on my chest I am wearing a brown tanktop
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cloudd @clouddttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a professional Zelda speedrunner and lifelong fan of the series, many people have been asking me for my take on the Ocarina of Time remake. My opinion on the game is yet undetermined and hinges on one singular point: how they model Bombchu Bowling Alley lady.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“created theranos as a trauma response” is an all-timer
chase@softbodywarrior • 1h
honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when she clearly created theranos as a trauma response (and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
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@A24 • 19h
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Doing the most intimate thing with her that a person can do (showing her Miami Vice (2006)).
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