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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 19h
This person spent 3 hours learning about the math going on in chatgpt. That's all. 3 hours. For context, she is an ENGLISH PROFESSOR.
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 19h
O . . . okay?
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may be one of the dumbest things ever printed. If you're buying a $600 pitching machine, a $500 aluminum bat, and a $400 glove FOR A SEVEN YEAR OLD, that's on you. The WSJ is just the dumbest newspaper. www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
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Advanced Stats and $500 Bats: Why Baseball for 6-Year-Olds Is Breaking the Bank
Travel teams, high-end gear and specialized training are turning America’s pastime into a sport for rich kids.
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
on one hand we have offshored armies of low paid PTSD victims trying to stem an endless tide of actual damaging content and on the other is one guy sitting on the west coast puffing his bubble pipe out his ass about who can post about The Camps
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BlackSky is amazing you guys
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Hrimhari @hrimhari.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some people see civil rights as a zero sum game, so if they give ground to trans people it means others go on the back burner It's bullshit, of course. We all have rights or none of us do.
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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This passage from One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This can be applied
"Vote for the liberal though he harms you because the conservative will harm you more" starts to sound a lot like "Vote for the liberal though he harms you because the conservative might harm me, too."
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And yet here you are
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
substack.com
Jessica Friday (@fridayseconomics)
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A reminder for everyone doom-scrolling the "warnings" about AI coming from current or former workers in the space: We don't have to accept it! AI is not a given! We have a choice here!
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/09/2026
my sexual orientation is landscape mode
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
174 quote-skeets (now 175) 9 likes 3 saves 352 comments ZERO RESKEETS Ladies and gentlemen we may have finally found some competition for Olivia Reingold in the Ratio Hall of Fame.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The man is a fascist racist bigot with a breeding fetish and the democrats are like “we won’t say anything bad, he might give us some money later.”
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Carl Gibson 🍉 @crgibs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone thinks the big intraparty fight is between the establishment Dems and the progressive Dems but in reality it’s between the socialists who want to build a pro-working class movement that appeals to millions and the friendless, joyless dorks who want a book club where they jerk each other off
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/09/2026
i don’t know it also feels cool as hell to be able to pick up hundreds of pounds of weight with your bare hands
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me: I wouldn’t say I’m unsociable her: you never talk to anyone me: which is why I wouldn’t say it
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are 2 genders: good girls and power cishets
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PosadismFan-238 @letturz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dude is out there saying females
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
cop: say the alphabet backwards me: the alphabet backwards cop: you’re under arrest me: no but you said— cop: I didn’t say simon says me: oh shit
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cleric wife has high heals, bard wife is just in it for the lute
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/09/2026
you can't be idly gay on the internet these days anymore. because of woke.
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Gandalf: There's No Need To Get Angry
Alt: Gandalf: There's No Need To Get Angry
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Don’t mind if I do
Well-deserved freak-out
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"When the enemy is making a false movement we must take good care not to interrupt him.” --Literally Fucking Napoleon
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Anya Taylor-Fear Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My single national victory in an election 32 years ago entitles me to unlimited policy and platform control, no matter how many times those policies are shown to fail. You, detestable leftist, must prove your policies will work instantly or be mocked as a febrile jester.
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
option A: burn less fossil fuels option B: *takes very large dose of ketamine* well you see it starts with factories on the moon
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themengomango.bsky.social @themengomango.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wake up and all I can see is being cucked
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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026
tucked and cucked is how i take my hashbrowns at waffle house
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This seems normal
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Ken Wesley @darkarm66.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A @thesarahyork.bsky.social Why Your Team Sucks has appeared!
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is Very Good
celestemdavis.substack.com
Why aren't we talking about the real reason male college enrollment is dropping?
We would rather talk about literally everything else.
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"An incredibly benign industry"
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AI itself is a scandal, to be sure, but the more frustrating thing to me about it is that NO ONE THINKS TO CHECK THE GODDAMN THING BEFORE SUBMITTING IT like how did this make it through any kind of approval process? Just WHY
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness it’s male unpleasantness
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
dan sinker @dansinker.com • 8h
Think we've forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I'm saying is we can go harder.
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THINGS TO DO > ENTERTAINMENT • News
Elon Musk almost needed
SFPD wellness check after breakdown, getting booed at Dave Chappelle show
'He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset' that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire
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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm Brett Kavanaugh, & I approve this message
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Put amphetamines in the drinking water is all I'm hearing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower.
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is very good
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One more reason to make the voting age 16. You shouldn’t be able to enlist without having at least had a chance to vote once.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I mean . . .
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
socialism is when no pinball
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i better pick up some gatorade
Road sign reads “Virginia / 3 MILFS / 4 MINUTES.”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I think about this post and it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh
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Just a general FYI: I get that the CIA and
FBI did some shady and crappy things in the 50s-80s. But if you are using those examples as referents for their (legal) powers *now,* you are showing your ignorance of some major constraints that were placed on them by Congress*
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