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Delbert Grady Seasons

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I came here to meticulously dissect contemporary politics and post feet, and I’m all out of politics. Tragicomic ride and die Clippers fan. Reader. Taurus.

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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 17h
Cool except Schmitt was playing to an audience of one. Calling Smith a dirtbag and a perjurer on the TV, as well as showing a picture of him with two (2) black people while linking him to Atlanta and basketball constitutes a huge victory
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How do you say “scoreboard, bitch” in Farsi
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social Hallmark Channel…After Dark
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ironically, Eric Schmitt has become the new Human Highlight Film
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why tho
First Space Force guardians graduate from Army jungle school in Panama
Two officers completed the 18-day-long jungle wartare and survival course, amid a larger U.S. military focus on Latin
America.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK I’m not saying you have to watch in full, the summary pretty much nails it, but Smith seems evasive about whether he’s been to Atlanta. I mean the city and not the airport, please don’t imply that the city is not memorable sir
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everybody’s wife got that one friend amirite fellas
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course I’ve heard of Jews in Texas. Kinky Friedman, obviously. Mark Cuban. Fuckin…not Buddy Holly but definitely his glasses
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The media has fucked itself into a corner on this. “Dude has really deteriorated in the years since he looked directly at an eclipse, I think he’s lost a step you guys.” “Our boy isn’t as great as he was when he said the border patrol was vexed by literal coyotes.” What can they say?
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Middle Eastbound & Down
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’re feeling down about whatever take some inspiration from how hard Bug is working to stay in the bug game.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Women weaken legs
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My skyline just gets me
Catbus @catbus.phd • 2m
look I'm sorry, but any plan predicated on me
'getting my shit together' is doomed to fail
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social • 3m
Thinking about turning my life around and becoming personally and professionally successful.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It Follows (2014)
It looks like there’s somebody behind The President
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reacher (2022-)
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The original pic was giving Challengers (2024)
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That Platner guy
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
gavin newsom looks like he needs to be given the explicit instruction of “don’t eat it” every time someone hands him a baby
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Unhappiest Beast in the World Silent Film Quote
Alt: Unhappiest Beast in the World Silent Film Quote
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great that Vance is unpopular, unfortunate that it’s because he isn’t 14 Wordsy enough for the Defend Our Future crowd
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Roses are red You don’t like it? So sue me
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok more of this and I’ll start watching football
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mandalorian is only “must watch” if you’re at gunpoint
CULTURE
The 8 Best Movies to Stream This Month
By Matt Kamen
The Mandalorian and Grogu, The Wild Robot, and Obsession are among the must-watch films arriving this month.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Senator Binks
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😄
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At this point going to the Correspondents Dinner is a kink. Media, find yourselves another way to climax, I beg of thee
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes. And by “shame” I mean napalm
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I watched Gone Girl again. It’s still really good.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice of her to weigh in but she has a more important duty involving her cousin’s head and a cinder block
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna stop you right there pal. Nothing about Piker “goes under-discussed.” Far more people know his name than would know it if the media was worth a damn.
Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social
One think about Piker that goes under-discussed
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
r/philadelphia
u/NewcRoc • Grad Ho • 2h • ibtimes.co.uk
ICE Recruit Fatally Shoots
Himself Outside Philadelphia Field Office After Being Told He'd Be Fired
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Go birds
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Will they finally investigate the Magic Ear theory www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
GOP lawmakers blindsided by new revelations about Trump Butler shooter: 'Awfully strange'
Thomas Matthew Crooks' father searched for ways to block his son's gun access months before the Butler, Pennsylvania, assassination attempt on Trump.
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It doesn’t negate his point about Palestine but come on Macklemore what were you thinking
Photos from Maestro (2023) staring Nose as Maestro
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, Prussian Blue left the Ed Sheeran tour? I mean you don’t gotta hand it to em but
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bahahahaha
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks to KP, Some of those who work forces Are indeed the same who fuck horses
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever fall in love with somebody you were already in love with youtu.be/lX3xQB0Hz4s?...
youtu.be
The Muppet Show: Lynda Carter - The Rubberband Man (HD)
YouTube video by Don Jack
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re a bajillion times more insightful than tech reporters
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/03/2026
Threads. 

pepsi: "What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?"

coloneltonymoore: "Putting all billionaires into submarines that implode when they get to the bottom of the ocean, where pressures can reach 16,000 or more psi."
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Senator Binks
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would imagine that it’s hard to turn pro as a housewife, faithful or otherwise
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@vincemancini.bsky.social
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now playing
New York City Cops
The Strokes
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now playing
The Coup’s “Party Music,” world’s most prescient album cover
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Democrats should be pissed. They lost every branch of government. He’s not just accusing them of cheating, he’s also saying they suck at it
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
-FOR ME, EVERY DAY IS-CYBER MONDAY

BECAUSE I LOG INTO ONLINE ON THE WEB EVERY DAY
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