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Connor Mpregger

@redhalfguard.bsky.social
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Just another victim of the ambient morality

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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 14h
Actual twitter screenshots are OUT Fake-ass yet alarmingly realistic twitter cartoon "screenshots" are IN
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 20h
Two battery mod
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like that 2B gets around by moving between vending machines. Imagine it breaking down and she's stuck in there until somebody buys something
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if Nier took place in cuba it would take about 30 seconds "Your little sister has a horrible disease? We will devote all the resources of the state to finding her a cure. Please just enjoy the time you have together."
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DeAVdLKDcqN/ one I won narrowly
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
4-1 for gold in light heavy and silver in heavy
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people shitting themselves about the lesbian masked bar couldn't handle tboywrestling, the transmasc pro wrestling promotion that gave its unpaid performers life changing injuries they refused to help with, then went under due to staggering amounts of embezzlement by its sex pest owner
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dreamed I had to go in the Forsky Building and the entrance was a giant sculpture of a foreskin. Also dreamed I said "I'm ol' narmin' slarmin' bob." so they put a gun to my head so I said "ol' narmin' slarmin' Bob's in trouble!"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm so glad to be doing this radical left/pro trans underground combat sports thing. It feels like the early days of MMA in the states, before it got to be a playground for guys possessed by the demons of their divorces.
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 27/03/2026
I loved the baru cormorant books but my main qualm with the series is that its not titled like other contemporary queer fantasy. Quick attempt to fix it...
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Katerwaul @katerwaul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Tumblr post by user spiribia:

I think if you showed baru cormorant excel spreadsheets she would feel wonder at its arithmetic capabilities and profound pleasure at her command of such a quick witted tool but after a few hours sunk into playing with it the cold fist of dread that this was a masquerade tool - provided her to poison her figures? - would close in her chest and she’d queasily redo all the sums by hand just to double check and finding nothing would wonder if it wasn’t an exercise to steadily sow her faith in the technology and make her complacent in its whisperings so that one errant sum arced from the heart of the empire like an arrow could unravel the intestines of her lifelong work and she would come to the troubled conclusion that she could never trust their solutions meanwhile the apparitor is like you aren’t using Microsoft excel? and baru is like (lie) I found its results finicky, I trust my own hand better & apparitor’s like really now? You had trouble with it? Odd… And their brow furrows and the white hot knife of triumph like a darting fish flashes through baru’s mind like I’ve caught them guilty now! meanwhile exceedingly hot women are begging to have sex with her and she’s like don’t bother me right now I need to think on how to outsmart Microsoft excel
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Zaryn @zapd117.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Liberals" behind totally normal about this
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not only is he right but america also conducts al qaeda and literally put them into government in syria
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Lex @lexromanov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@erininthemorning.com has some very useful reporting on that.
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe they don't because the things you believe are delusional
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Playing enderal, which has some really good and actually sad story beats where characters die, but unfortunately it's a skyrim mod so when they do they all let out a cry and like do a backflip, which undermines the pathos a lot
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i need people to start responding to questions about trans women in sports with "what the hell is wrong with you?? why do you care about this all of a sudden? why do you want to impose insane, invasive rules just to stop some 8th grader from hanging out with her friends after school" at the minimum
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna be in seattle tomorrow, what should I be doing?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Zita @zitatron-9000.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
female sex hormones? Uh, yeah. I sure hope she does.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh you're a British novelist of the twentieth century and your writing satirises the cloying social conventions of the aristocracy while at once mourning its inevitable eclipse by a crude and grasping middle class? Wow. Tell me more about your repressed homosexuality
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 31/08/2026
Iowa Democratic Governor Candidate Rob Sand becomes the latest to throw transgender people under the bus. In an interview this weekend, he told Politico that "girls sports are for girls," decrying Democrats for being too caught up in "culture war" issues. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Iowa Dem Candidate Rob Sand: "Girls' Sports Are For Girls," Says Critics "Get Mad If You Use This Word Or That Word"
The Democrat is the latest to embrace anti-trans policies in his quest for political power.
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my jannisary rising up so she give me an auspicious incident
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Wet Electric Blanket @wetelectricblanket.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Castrated any cutie that would bark for me, made a back alley business out of ending lineages. Learned how to use the dark web, started flippin kilos of e in red states on my own dime to speed up the collapse of western civilization.
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
shorty got me saying "yes mistress" to the woman behind the counter at the dmv, i don't even need to renew my license i just wanted to hear someone to refer to me by number in an authoritative voice
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WELCOME TO CUNT JUNGLE @wuwa.bzky.team · 21/01/2026
taking enough t to get my pussy classified as an airsoft gun under china's weapons laws
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/01/2026
"are you a squirter" brother my box produces a goo of a viscosity not unlike Velveeta Cheese you aren't ready for my shit
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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dracula Flow
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Ruth Baader-Meinhof @urmetazoan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fist of the north star porn parody where kenshiro presses the villain's prostate a bunch of times, there's he's a pause, he's like "Heh, is that all you got?" but then he starts nutting everywhere
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Woke 1.0 was crazy, people were even apologizing for party rocking
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tweet from blink-sun8tzu (@suntzufuntzu):

Sexy singles in your area built a vibrant culture. But they vanished overnight, leaving monuments half-finished, tools abandoned in the dirt
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Sweet Science, Savage Art @sweetscisavart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wrestling is great for bouncing unwanted losers like this without it turning into a fistfight in a friendly space.
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
word I learned today in my dreams: Untjt: the small amount of fluid discharge that is sometimes the byproduct of casting black magic
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
people are misunderstanding me and thinking I said mma used to be a bastion of woke no, what I'm saying, as someone who's trained since the early aughts, mma used to be almost all people who were too dumb to have a political opinion nerds got in and ruined it
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ive worked on this for a long time and im very pleased to share it with you today youtu.be/vu0uBhQvgkc?...
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Epic Rap Battle of Sitcoms: Jerry Seinfeld vs. Charlie Kelly
YouTube video by Stupid Twink
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/03/2024
I love whataboutism. Like what about it
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I fuck like it's for survival. As if it's the last sip of water I'll еver get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away
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Connor Mpregger @redhalfguard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨 @mrsalty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Never Trump Republican/ Dem establishment coalition's derangement re: DSA is rooted in their basic strategy, which is somehow simultaneously quotidian and accelerationist: let the MAGA excess fester until the streets run red with blood until they have their Moment and politics resets to 1993.
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Ruth Baader-Meinhof @urmetazoan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When it's an individual matter one should be able to make decisions about their own health care without legal or financial restriction. But when it comes to public health - and the right of others to be free of infectious disease - the needs of society trump those of the individual
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Ruth Baader-Meinhof @urmetazoan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On a serious note I think this is where bodily autonomy reaches its limits. For things like abortion and and gender-affirming care I think these should be not only legal but also free on demand without question. But I think everyone who can be vaccinated for infectious disease should have to be
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The British bourgeoisie, for example, derives more profit from the many millions of the population of India and other colonies than from the British workers. In certain countries this provides the material and economic basis for infecting the proletariat with colonial chauvinism.
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