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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Asking an ICE agent to stand still for a moment so I can scan their QR code shoulder patch, a bitly loads and I get rickrolled, we both laugh, I say "ahhh you got me" and point my finger at him, he immediately shoots me in the head
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Rizmy (リズミー) @r1zmy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"target rich" neighborhoods www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
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‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Jealousy is a hell of a thing
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/01/2026
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
obviously not helped by various sociopolitical occurrences at the moment but the january to march stretch is so bleak every year
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
How dare Twitter be down when I’m trying to complain about my cold on my private account
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This week's episode is split pretty cleanly between the horrors in Minneapolis and the NFL playoffs. Arif is really good at talking about both, but we were right on the A Truly Sad Week In America Plus The 2005 NBA Redraftables line in this one. defector.com/what-its-lik...
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What It's Like When ICE Invades Your City, With Arif Hasan | Defector
It is one of the rules of podcasting: if you can avoid it, which you generally can, you should avoid the “A Truly Sad Week In America, Plus The 2005 NBA Redraftables” trap. This trap’s extremely pithy...
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Had a bagel this morning
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/11/2025
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I simply refuse to believe she’s 32. That is the cosmetic work of a much older woman pretending to be 32.
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My work systems are still functioning
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
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Uncle Dana @danahorsewoman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
live action moana is reaching levels of pointlessness and disrespect for animation as a medium that i should be, but am not, shocked that disney is capable of
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/11/2025
Rip Oscar Wilde you would have loved Substack
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leyrer @leyrer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Yeah yeah twitters down so I’m here again what about it
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Immortan Joe Mazzulla @fremenjake.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 20/10/2025
Heartbreaking the worst person you know meme with a beret and a cigarette hastily photoshopped in to show he’s French
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Today’s the day!!!!
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
What do we all have planned for my birthday tomorrow
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Spent the weekend “in DC”
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
laughing so hard at this I’m about to rupture my diaphragm why even bother redacting his name
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Mamdani: I’m focused on affordability Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero Sliwa: parade lives matter
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This Instagram post censoring "hell" is another point for the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Every photo of Newsom he looks like Nicholson trying to hide the fact he's the joker lmao
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 17/10/2025
fuck yes i can't wait for the insanely stupid schism this is gonna cause
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
it's cum
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Netflix dropping the disruptor act to actually try and make some money is an honest-to-god indication that the economy is in shambles
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
could be anyone!
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
He’s friendly!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/10/2025
*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It’s not illegal to send someone a text bluntly saying you would like to have sex with them
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It terrifies me to know that several human beings are going to look at their Friday Night, one of a finite amount of Friday nights you will ever experience, and decide to go see Tron: Ares
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Me the second alcohol touches my lips: Name 5 times PTA said something about Tom Cruise that made me cry before you speak on their relationship
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I agree that when Mitch McConnell falls you should just leave him there. But. For a different reason.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
I sleep in a race car bed
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Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
they put me on the starter pack for annoying people
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