Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I just feel like our great prophesied blue wave isn't going to happen, at least not to that extent. remember the red wave of 2022? 110
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 18/03/202690% of space emperors grow a conscience about the 60 billion killed in jihad right before it achieves eternal peace 030
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 18/03/202690% of space emperors grow a conscience about the 60 billion killed in jihad right before it achieves eternal peace 020
Reposted by SylvianNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 08/02/2026not enough people on here watching movies 121269
Reposted by SylvianJohn DiLillo @johndilillo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the academy finally nominated aunt gladys this year so in return she lifted the curse she'd previously placed on the best actor category 072
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026to a guy like me every day is whiskey friday with tony doukoupil 030
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 14/01/2026rip scott adams. my mom knew who you were but not my dad 130
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I've become so bad at acquiring new music to like 340
Reposted by Sylvianmiss fern (scary) 🏳️⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 10/11/2024peter: if aunt may ever finds out that i'm the web slingin' spider-man, she might just have a conniption!! mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!? harry: i may end my own life 211531
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 24/10/2025i kinda wish brooklyn 99 was still around just so i could see their desperate attempt at an ICE episode 071
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 24/10/2025people love to say swamp thing was bad before alan moore came in but he mined that shit for YEARS. i'd say at least half of moore's run was directly referencing or returning characters from wein or pasko's runs 010
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 23/10/2025everybody be sure to hop on this book before the season's over 040
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025it feels crazy that adams is still the mayor throughout all this 030
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025the nazi bit in falling down 1993 is aging really well 160
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 21/10/2025it's crazy how your music taste is just sitting there under the surface waiting for you to hear the right musician at the right time. before this year i could have pointed out maybe one aretha franklin song i liked. now it's like 50 2140
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 19/10/2025if you follow someone and they delete their account you should have to delete as well 080
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 17/10/2025everybody start talking about donald westlake NOW‼️ 130
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 17/10/2025every website i go to now advertises itself as 'the last website' 010
Reposted by Sylvian🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025some posts are better simply muttered under one’s breath 1235
Reposted by SylvianJordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Pro sailor tip, if this happens to you it's over 211427
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025feel like i can finally share this now that i'm on a site that has no engagement - i am actually thomas pynchon 290
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025in the original joe hill black phone story which is like 20 pages long basically all we hear about the grabber is that he's fat. there's like 2000 words in the whole thing and at least ten percent of them are spent on how enormously fat he is 290
Reposted by SylvianNicole “loose critic” Veneto @kuntsuragi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025We can rebuild her anew on a new platform. 26111
Reposted by SylvianEvelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Brett Michaels being assassinated mid-concert by a group of middle aged masked men, call that anonymous uncs shooting Poison onstage 191
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025they put me on the starter pack for annoying people 0121
Reposted by Sylvianamanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt 34017
Reposted by Sylvianrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/10/2025007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones 131155141
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025i bet there were some good quote unquote jokes the day they added that bullshit removing quote tweet feature 020
Sylvian @thealexsylvian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025ok but for the time being the posts are still going to be about elden ring 060
