Reposted by MalimarAmber Abbasi @bamber.bsky.social · 5hTrump is viscerally repulsed by physical illness and deformity. He despises Paxton because he’s a troll and he loves Zohran because he’s handsome and wears snazzy suits 1165
Reposted by MalimarMalimar @malimar.bsky.social · 26/11/2024If a person is proverbially 'out of your league', consider the possibility that it is because you are in fact playing different sports. Maybe Michael Jordan is the GOAT basketball player, but that doesn't necessarily mean you want him on your baseball team. 001
Reposted by MalimarNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262626405
Reposted by MalimarPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 793568899
Reposted by Malimaran appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole" 2921125
Reposted by MalimarMalaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And that’s what enrages me about people who say they “cannot” drive the speed limit - people driving vehicles possessing more kinetic energy than a bullet does should pay *more* attention than I do, not less. 0143
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why are wool suits, which is basically whole ass winter outdoor wear, the formalwear designated for the always-whines-that-they're-hot gender/sex; while evening gowns, which can be Quite Scanty Indeed, are for the always-whines-that-they're-cold gender/sex? 000
Reposted by MalimarAaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The great recession was twenty years ago. Things aren't worse, you're just middle aged. 3406
Reposted by Malimarae @aelkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026its really silly, because if batman were real he would have found a way to get elon musk imprisoned 1112
Reposted by MalimarHellscape Navigator @hellscapenavigator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026at heart I think a lot of these guys just subconsciously realize that Bruce Wayne would never go on their podcast, and they take that personally 0112
Reposted by MalimarVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would and have crawled through broken glass to vote for the most milquetoast Dem you ever seen out of sheer cussedness towards Republicans 2718
Reposted by MalimarAaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every once in a while, you're witness to someone fucking up so hard that the reverberations of the fuck up resound for months, sometimes even years, and the proper response is awe and gratitidue that you are merely a witness 4172
Reposted by Malimarmallow @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026which is blatantly false obviously it *already* happened and we are a transient, liminal people inhabiting the ghostly ruins of the Old as we give rebirth to the New. smh 3113
Reposted by MalimarVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The anti-Biden people will never talk about this, and it is the single most obvious and clear sign that: 1. Trump was far worse in every way. 2. They have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about. They all checked out when Biden lost, because that’s what they cared about. 215232
Reposted by Malimarellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 29/09/2026one of my central theses that I've learned from personal experience but think generalizes to a lot of people is that the vast majority of people who believe the system is rigged against them believe this because they were told it by someone wanting them to be mad, not bc the system did something 1332
Reposted by MalimarBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis 234469
Reposted by MalimarMalimar @malimar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Harleen Quinzel, famously seduced into a life of crime by a shitty chaotic evil lunatic psychopath felon of unusual skin tone who sucks but whom the worst people find mystifyingly charismatic, that Harley, she would never ever smile at... Donald Trump? 🤔 111
Reposted by MalimarJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when you're not beating the "we want to look at your genitals before you come into this bathroom" allegations 17212
Reposted by MalimarVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump started a war that Biden intentionally did not start, and in fact told Bibi to fuck off about. And this fact has broken the brains of the weakest minded on this app. Because it definitively proves Biden was the better choice than Trump, and they fucked up and caused way, way more harm. 823570
Reposted by Malimarmallow @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i mean honestly i see that as fine at this point, i don't believe in God but i think people should have the right to practice. pluralism is neato 3201
Reposted by MalimarRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A huge part of like, moral character is *deciding which of your thoughts you are going to voice/act on* 1176
Reposted by MalimarWiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/09/2026I keep saying, it should have been "daemon". 0314
Reposted by Malimar(Deadlock) Jimminy @jimminyyyreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If having teeth depends on brushing them, you don't have teeth 02913
Reposted by MalimarRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When future people watch the matrix they won't believe that Agent Smith was named after what the FBI calls its employees instead of this. 513115
Reposted by MalimarLazear-ly Departed @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"No Santa in Israel, pal" is a top 10 Biden banger. Right up there with "don't play with me jack, at least 3". 09813
Reposted by MalimarJess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 28/09/2026which is clearly ridiculous because while my brother doesn't have a degree, i'd obviously help tutor the dog to get into any Ivy League it wanted (although i'd strongly advise it to consider a public university instead) 11294
Reposted by Malimarellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 28/09/2026A big problem with the Democratic base is that it believes you are more likely to get very left outcomes if your candidates have the most left positions, when in reality you are more likely to get very left outcomes by electing the most possible Democrats 1446
Reposted by MalimarVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026King shit. t.co/0kwtLSmVJL 48798144
Reposted by MalimarSen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives 211282224
Reposted by MalimarAlt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think a lot of the facts we teach go in one ear and out the other - I couldn’t label a plant anatomy diagram these days if I tried - but knowing how to interpret new information could be a more durable, valuable skill. 1132
Reposted by MalimarJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/09/2026with love and respect i think we've tried "humanities vs STEM cagematch dogfighting" and it is what led us to this point and perhaps the way we rise above endless wankspirals is by realising that both inform each other and are vitally necessary 55212
Reposted by MalimarMalimar @malimar.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Speaking of the Bible: I figure our habit of referring to "God" is part regular old rule-following proper nouns are capitalized, & part this Technique. It is, after all, just His job title, not His name -- but when a human's job title is used as a proper noun, it is capitalized, eg "hey, Teacher!" 101
Reposted by MalimarNome @nome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was thirty-eight years old before I found out that people don't actually want you to honk in response to their "honk if you ____" bumper stickers. 511011
Reposted by MalimarThe Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every student takes humanities courses because we *hope* that makes them into good citizens. Nobody is really sure it will but it seems like the best bet available. The ones who can do engineering get taught engineering so we can have bridges and houses and water and electricity. 2183
Reposted by MalimarPatrick Brettell @patrickbrettell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've literally only heard of it because of people complaining about people saying they haven't heard of it. 071
Reposted by MalimarWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is mystifying to me because after looking at the various metrics - YouTube views, Spotify plays - this song appears to be the equivalent of an second-quartile Taylor Swift song in overall popularity, and I assure you I don't know all of those either. 141225
Reposted by MalimarBReillyBeau @breillybeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh, that I were a man! I would eat his fucking heart in the marketplace. 031
Reposted by MalimarNoël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exit, pursued by a fucking bear 7829
Reposted by MalimarJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive. 383900763
Reposted by MalimarWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 👇 doesn't want you to know about The Fifth Truth. 411513
Reposted by MalimarJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/09/2026"what do you do for a living" "i get large predators that can purr to purr for science" absolutely peak life right here 35511
Reposted by Malimarivysorta 🏳️⚧️ @ivysorta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think people get confused cuz there's shit like day trading, which is pretty much a form of gambling, but is very different from long-term diversified investing like a sensible person 0222
Reposted by MalimarMalimar @malimar.bsky.social · 25/10/2024My partner just pointed out: maybe this is why I'm not keen on jazz, specifically noodling (the most iconically jazz feature of jazz) -- it's about the musician(s) expressing emotion in a relatively pure uncut way. 001
Reposted by MalimarNow Available on DVD @nowondvd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026saving grace I guess is they thought pissing on the alley wall of democracy would yield to dictatorial supremacy when fwiw any good structure’s built to weather piss 1962
Reposted by MalimarKevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Car dealerships might sell a few extra units if they threw in a wizard option on their plain white vans If they offered me factory rebate and a wizard paint job I would be sorely tempted 426116
Reposted by Malimarc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bless the memory of Stanislav Yevgrafovich, the Man Who Saved the World. At a moment when it mattered, he chose humanity. 8685249
