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Lazear

@lazear.bsky.social
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Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.

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brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social · 1h
just a reminder. don't think like idaho is in play, think like it's making musk spend money there instead
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 1h
God thats horrific to read.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 6h
Look if Hegseth wants to die of dysentery on a virginia battlefield in the 1700s I think we have to let him do that.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 7h
Today I heard someone use the Human Centipede as a way to explain why large model AI is inevitably heading towards its own self destruction by tainting its future inputs, and honestly? It was a beautiful teaching metaphor.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 9h
Tom cruise is gonna beg David Ellison to make another 3 mission impossible movies, and thats just gonna speed up paramounts death.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 9h
Ok but this is some poetry right here.
Screen shot from the America.gov chatbots response to the prompt "play minecraft" which says "But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes a hold-music recording for the whole of the state.

To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere. We can offer a form."
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 9h
This would be good advice coming from somebody who hadn't guided PS into its current era of middling exclusives and random gimmicks in the controller. But from Layden its a little eye raising.
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 10h
John Carpenter (@TheHorrorMast) on They Live @AcademyMuseum : It’s about Yuppies The KKK, the white arian resistance, started the rumor that it was about Jews. And they asked me, was it about Jewish people taking over? I couldn't believe it. And I'm like these assholes. How dare you! Fuck you!
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 12h
By their very nature LLMs are actually super hard to force into propaganda. Because they are trained on EVERYTHING they get reinforcement of things that are culturally accepted as true over random lies spouted off by say Trump or Elon.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 12h
Paint that shit green and give to scooby doo so he finally has an airforce.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 12h
One of the first things a new administration is gonna have to do is release the bumber of people who have died from RFKs negligence. Man is gonna need to be charged with multiple cases of manslaughter at least.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 23h
No shade to OP, it makes sense when you realize most of these guys arent leftist because they believe in universal rights or the power of class solidarity (which is obvious if theyre willingly paying for a Meta bluecheck) but because they assume it allows them to be bigots and also not be shunned.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So seems like someone at Twitter is fucking with posts Metadata. And safe odds are Elon is invovled.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not clicking that link but why do I get the vibe its just a longer version of Bin Ladens "letter to the american people".
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Amanda C 🥄 @amandaesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY SCREAM CACKLING at this search prompt and image combo on the new trashbasket america.gov
Screenshot of the america.gov website. A search box offers an example prompt of "How can I invest in my child's future?" over an image of a young ice-staking child sprawled out face-down after falling on a frozen pond.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hapless Republicans hold up a sign that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's gooooooooooooooooooo
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quinnipiac being unable to coom the books to make this look tight is very funny.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't actually care all that much about the Shenron, but I want that Goku mini figure.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that sure is interesting.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To little too late is the thing. Shes basically set off a doom spiral that will take a massive lift to course correct, and David ellison is to dumb to be the person who initiates that.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/09/2026
She’s running (for Senate)
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We need more posters running campaigns. (Note i do not want posters in power. No political should be a poster. A poster president has been hell on earth. But our campaign comes staff should be able to fire off bangers like this consistently)
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes Ken that'll help. Definetly keep reminding people you are soft on predators and have the personality one. That'll Definetly help you win.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losin’ Texas
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Retweeting just for the image.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is why i’m not interested in “Bibi told Trump to do this war so it’s Bibi’s fault.” Bibi had told every president since Clinton to bomb Iran. It’s the President’s job to know when a foreign leader is being a bloodthirsty idiot and NOT LISTEN TO THAT GUY. This war is because of Trump.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She was fully on board with this caravan bullshit when it inspired the Tree of Life shooter. Stop handing it to MTG.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"No Santa in Israel, pal" is a top 10 Biden banger. Right up there with "don't play with me jack, at least 3".
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
again, the “yudkowsky is a pedophile” allegations would be the least surprising truth in all of this
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is aho bernie is getting political advice from. Christ this is depressing.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was positive that this was gonna be the diesel ban, but this is somehow even worse. A national televised announcement for a plant that wont be built for 5 years in one state that will provide maybe 200 jobs? The flop sweat coming off him is incredible.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A wins a win, but I would love it if the Broncos stopped waiting till the second half to play well.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Odds the president shits himself on live tv?
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has always been the smart choice. 2028 is gonna be filled with decent candidates and that senate seat is hers to lose (schumer will be 80 and if this cycle has shown us anything its that dem voters want younger candidates so I would bet he doesnt run again).
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has there been a more disappointing figure in the last decade than Bernies Sanders? Like yes I am aware he's always had these tendencies but it seems like from 2016 onward he just decided to speed run associating with cranks and awful people.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the Rockies are once again a playoff team in the distant future, we will be able to say we were here. They will know we have earned it.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My undergrad was anthropology with a minor in history. I am currently pursuing an MS from CU Engineering and am taking a digital humanities course that teaches humanities grad students how to navigate digital tools. Being multifaceted is good no matter what your core focus.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again this is the equivalent of if the PDB bush received before 9/11 had included the exact plan rather than just vague warnings. Bibi basically chose to ignore a blatant warning because he knew dealing with it would show he was incompetent.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maine upgraded hard.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The tech bros really are dedicated to making this movie a massive hit via a Streisand Effect situation, aren't they?
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
60 seat democratic senate majority by the end of next month.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sits down into a rocking chair like a grandpa. There was a thread. A hell thread. Where everyone kept posting the most insane things. It broke the site if you visited it and every time something from the thread broke containment and impacted the rest of the site it drove everyone insane.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grok gonna give him the wrong dosage of a ketamine and cocaine and its gonna make his heart explode.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: the Quest for Peace
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Insist on tying everything back to Harrison Ford, the greatest actor to ever live.
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sheer number of laughs in this movie makes it rotten tomatoes score insane.
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Paul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup Line
Alt: Paul Rudd saying "you taste like a burger. I dont like you anymore" in wet hot american summer
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Marty McFly: Hey, I've Seen This One!
Alt: Marty McFly saying "Hey, I've Seen This One!"
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