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Noël Coward’s Way Out

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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 21m
Graphic design is my passion
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 24m
My man looks like every cookout playlist starts with Staind
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 9h
Digger isn’t funny but it’s a very cynical and hopeless film.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 13h
Me when you talk about your political goals
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 20h
The only reason there’s a loneliness epidemic is because people don’t know how to be interesting.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 23h
I don’t need to change my handle or avatar for October because a) it bangs and b) I’m already scary. Scary handsome, that is.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Threw on an old podcast for comfort listening; turns out it was recorded during high pandemic and gave me a panic attack
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well well well it’s Enkidu my good bitch
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursued by a fucking bear
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know what Choosin’ Texas sounds like but that’s because I’ve been listening to Steel Dan baby hell yeah Cousin Dupree
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vibing on Escape From New York. Cool cool movie
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Children’s Hospital, no Venture Brothers, no Bored to Death, no Kid Nation - absolute cowardice
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking Bad isn’t even in my Top 50 shows of all time
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am not sure if I liked this or not but I’m leaning no boxd.it/gtCmiV
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A ★★ review of Primetime (2026)
Perhaps a reason for desire makes sense
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to see Primetime with this cool young person I met on the internet
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social mystery book recommendation: James Lee Burke’s In The Electric Mist with Confederate Dead. Page-turner that is well-written and thrilling without being too addictive, and it also explains the South in interesting ways.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Important to remember that some people posting here are intelligent, passionate, and thoughtful about culture but are absolutely fucking stupid about the real world. That lady needs a savings account.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me when you tell me about politics
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s a goddamn embarrassment to see Parks and Rec on any list of great shows.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You see that Shaq horse?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the greatest shows ever made
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ends with a Waterboys song, so it’s not a bad movie. I like Knoxville boxd.it/grUKDr
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A ★★★ review of Tiny Fugitives (2026)
Pretty charming and the pink eye gag made an old man walk out of the theater
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My feelings on Bret Stephens and Literary Awards: All literary awards are for idiots.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This guy definitely eats pieces of shit for breakfast
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wish we didn’t advertise for toilet paper
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This jives with a feeling I had while watching it. This guy is playing the game on easy mode. There’s so much ammo available to him. He drops it but he doesn’t run out.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was teasing my wife about me having an AI girlfriend and then said I actually have an AI catamite. She said I don’t know that word, I made her look it up, and then she hit me.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There but for the grace of God go I
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven’t posted my Letterboxd logs in a while but I’m gonna start up again. I’ve watched 186 movies so far this year, and my taste is impeccable. I also don’t believe in spoilers. Resident Evil was zip splat fun. Shot out of a cannon, and just too genuinely disgusting to deny. boxd.it/gncxAv
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A ★★★ review of Resident Evil (2026)
Freaking sick dude
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sent my friend a compliment and he replied with an emoji and now I know never to say anything nice to him for ten years
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just went maximum dad mode by assistant coaching my kid’s soccer game
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Listening to audiobooks isn’t reading and you know this.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you’re an NFL player and your mom does Depends ads…
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Once upon a time Kevin Costner fucked Cal Ripken’s wife and the Orioles paid off the city of Baltimore to kill the power so Cal didn’t lose his streak
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking forward to my kid telling me about these three great albums of a newish rock band and, like, phoebe bridgers covering old Macklemore songs
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kid Nation
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You ever catch your cousin posting like a moron on TigerDroppings?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A voice and a face for the printed page
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m pretty serious about my casual golf - shot a 91 today, but I allot myself a mulligan per 9, especially because my local munis don’t have driving ranges. 91 is the best I’ve ever played, and I’m only a few tweaks away from being solidly in the 80s.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been hitting some bangers
My last 4 watched
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty good post
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about Steve Rannazzisi today, and other heroes
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And this is how you remind me?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think MMA guys are more of a trailing than a leading indicator
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was just wondering, “What’s Mike Pesca doing these days?” And what do you know? Bari Weiss hired him. Bet he can use a racial slur at CBS.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I sincerely hate the Patriots and wish nothing but sadness for their fans since I know the people on Cheers aren’t real
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s so funny that Jason Kelce and his wife are in ads about hosting parties in their home and it shows the truth (that Taylor doesn’t come over)
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The only way AI will kill us all is if we refuse to turn off the computer. Under the absolute worst case scenarios, we’ll revert back to a technological standard commensurate to the 1930s.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just realized it’s called the blade because they make swords in Toledo, Spain
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