Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Tesla Model Y really gives I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, yanno? 020
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I was thinkin', foxgloves are really more like foxmittens? Not that foxes really have the fingers to need proper gloves. 000
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 15/05/20261972 is maybe not *so* old, but it's a good 15 years older than me, so it's old to me. I do still occasionally use it, mostly for some useful bits at the back (rhymes, given names, terms of address). 021
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Rhea Myers, "Facecoin", 2014: facial recognition software turned loose on random assortments of pixels. 110
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I remember somebody offering a good word for this, but it is lost now. 111
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Star-nosed moles are what happens when you do illithid ceremorphosis to a regular mole. 001
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Date yourself by dropping a picture of your first celebrity crush 011
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025"The pope named himself Leo? That's my name! I had it first! He owes me licensing fees!" 020
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Theodor Reik: "It has been said that history repeats itself. This is perhaps not quite correct; it merely rhymes." History: 101
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I mean, "DOGE" is certainly an apt name for an organization seeking to enforce corporate rule. 111
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Dragonborn paladin: "I have a magic ring that lets me apply Divine Smite to my Frost Breath attack. I call it 001
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025"Samurai Tactical Fish". Which is funnier: - a fish dressed in samurai armor - a samurai performing the Fish-Slapping Dance from Monty Python 001
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Good luck "block"ing a Dark Lord of the Sith. [finger to ear] I am now hearing I misread a word. 1141
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Welp, guess I gotta get that F on there when I renew my driver's license. It's the law! 010
Malimar @malimar.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Now, which of these states has Castle Doctrine? (I know full well Republicans don't believe in their doofy-ass judicial theories applying to anybody other than straight white male Republicans. Let a person dream.) 010
![Brooklyn 9 9 screencap of Jake subtitled "Cool motive, still [crime]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wbsuhurabk52agwpwr3ybqci/bafkreihzeuc4e6yarlvc4n3psto7nrirrpkmdbuf2otiuagpl4u6uusfxq)
![Tweets from @Malimar:
"This isn't the apocalypse [sic]. Good luck finding an archangel willing to blow the last Trump." (25 May 20)
"A joke about the administration of fellatio to a sitting POTUS? What is this, the 90s?" (02 Oct 20)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wbsuhurabk52agwpwr3ybqci/bafkreif7twe6655for2aq4iu6quew2xyrzs7jifyo3lbcxedlf2e5cc35i)
