iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 05/10/2026

this list has to be so valuable considering the people on it are likely the most gullible living americans

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

mi
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“But ‘she’ is an actor because ‘she’ is a single creation who can appear in different roles in different projects!” You are describing Gonzo as Charles Dickens.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers

Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

is this motherfucker really doing a politics PSA centered around the legal test for employees vs independent contractors lmfaoooo

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Alex Schieferdecker @alexschief.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Minneapolis Public Schools is looking for bicycle mechanics (or even just enthusiastic volunteers) to help tune up the district's fleet so that they are ready for 4th/5th grade bike education this fall! Drop-in sessions are open from August 10-19, basically all day. Sign up here: bit.ly/mpsbike

bit.ly

2026 Summer Bike Maintenance Sign-Up

Help us get MPS bike fleets ready for next school year! Please indicate your availability below and MPS will be in touch with more directions. Thank you! Where? Northeast Minneapolis- precise direct...

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I have strong critical thinking skills: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree I often stand up quickly and bang my head into the upper cabinet door I just opened so hard I see stars: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Well, this article is incredibly depressing for cooking enthusiasts. The short version: private equity has, over the last couple of decades, quietly bought up most of the classic brands you’ve heard of and then traded on their names while drastically cutting quality and closing American factories

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Poor bastard’s starving

Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

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Lizzie O'Leary @handle.invalid · 08/07/2026

Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Travis Kelce is having a day like a golden retriever that’s getting put down tomorrow

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They say these chatbots are intelligent but if that were the case "dota 2 player with a girlfriend" would've immediately tipped them off that the scenario was fake

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/06/2026

our local Penzeys likes to display wholesome children’s art:

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

some very good seth rogen lore here

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

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Brittany Page @brittanyepage.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

There really is a tweet for everything

Newsmax tweet from June 24th, 2025: "A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse" with a link reading: "Lawmakers Seek Sterilized Fly Facility to Repel Invasive Screwworm."

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Huge bummer that Strip Law won't get a second season. But that huge bummer is completely eclipsed by what a treat it was to get to work on this amazing show with some of the most talented people on earth.

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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

From bikes to EVs to transit, Trump's war in Iran is boosting every transportation mode he hates

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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

DIG through the veggies and CRISP all the edgies and SLAM in the back of my

a spatula that is designed to chop through things that is named "Chopula"

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/03/2026

I can’t believe it’s gotten Even Worse!

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

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taber @kvetch.gay · 06/02/2026

reading the US State Department travel advisories to Burma and struck by how many of the factors cited in the "Do Not Travel" rating apply to Minnesota, USA

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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

youtu.be

SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit

YouTube video by The Second City

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

NYT: Federal Agents Kill a 37-Year-Old
Minneapolis Man
The victim was an American citizen with no criminal record who had a firearms permit, the city police chief said. Videos of the encounter contradict the federal
government's description of the shooting, a New York Times analysis found.

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

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Jake Schwitzer @jakeschwitzer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

How do you think you’ll feel when the paramilitary drives by your kid’s elementary school in a show of force? I hope you never have to find out.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 07/01/2026

I say “why is it always us?” but it’s because we love and stand up for our neighbors and they fucking know it

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"

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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I think about this tweet every day

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Judge Paula Xinis on the government’s conduct in the Abrego Garcia litigation: “Respondents did not just stonewall. They affirmatively misled the tribunal.”

Respondents instead found a fourth African country, Liberia. This time, when the Court
sought information about Liberia and Costa Rica so to fairly assess the validity of Abrego Garcia's claims, Respondents did not just stonewall. They affirmatively misled the tribunal! They
announced that Liberia is the only viable removal option because Costa Rica "does not wish to
receive him," ECF No. 85 at 9, and that Costa Rica will no longer "accept the transfer" of him,
ECF No. 75-6 1 5; ECF No. 85 at 14.
But Costa Rica had never wavered in its commitment to receive Abrego Garcia, just as
Abrego Garcia never wavered in his commitment to resettle there. See ECF No. 108 at 1; Maria
Sacchetti, Costa Rica says it would accept Kilmar Abrego Garcia, contradicting U.S., WASH.
POST (Nov. 21, 2025), https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2025/11/21/kilmar-
trumpdeport-costarica/. See also Laura Romero, Costa Rican official says country willing to
accept Abrego Garcia, contradicting Trump administration officials, ABC NEWS (Nov. 21,
2025), https://abcnews.go.com/International/costa-rican-official-country-accept-abrego-garcia-
contradicting/story?id=127775855. This evidently remained an inconvenient truth for
Respondents. But more to the point, Respondents' persistent refusal to acknowledge Costa Rica
as a viable removal option, their threats to send Abrego Garcia to African countries that never
agreed to take him, and their misrepresentation to the Court that Liberia is now the only country
available to Abrego Garcia, all reflect that whatever purpose was behind his detention, it was not

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Not very often you see a new product that feels like major religions should issue edicts specifically forbidding it

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/11/2025

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

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