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magruder.bsky.social @magruder.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Vance killed the Pope.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wild story: the acting Social Security chief was warned that terminating data collection contracts with Maine would increase fraud. But he responded that it didn't matter because it was more important to punish Maine's governor for disagreeing with Trump. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Measles
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
Pro baseball players Bob Uecker and Bob Gibson holding hands in a team photo
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The lack of self awareness is incredible.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
that sexy pottery scene in ghost only we’re cutting off pieces of al pastor
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jefferson @jeffersongaskin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Mexico
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a close up of a pizza with tomatoes , cheese , onions and green peppers .
Alt: A close-up of a Taco Bell Mexican pizza with tomatoes, cheese, onions, and green peppers.
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magruder.bsky.social @magruder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Room for improvement in my coffee routine: I gotta find a middle ground between too tired and unmotivated to log in and get to work, and too jittery to enter my passwords correctly so I can log in and get to work 🤔
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
All the dudes with the most power in this country right now are the type of guys that you walk away from at parties
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Ian Hartley @ianhartley.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
RIP Jimmy Carter and thank you for the hardest picture in White House history (h/t @kopalo.bsky.social)
Jimmy Carter and Olusegun Obasanjo standing hands crossed in front of the camera, with mean mug
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/12/2024
this is a dril tweet
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Mamma Mia that’s a why we love a Luigi!
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NONNIE_TN @nonniebear.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This 💟
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/12/2024
holy hell this is sad stuff from CNN
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tweet from user @murrman that says 
"[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?"
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Charlotte Ivers @charlotteivers.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking ‘wow wouldn’t it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat fee’ so anyway that’s how today I invented the concept of the ‘newspaper’
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he...
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer

-The Onion
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

-The Onion
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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
What a time to be alive
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
one of the greatest stories ever told
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/12/2024
“My Fellow Americans: today we stand at the dawn of a new political era. Senator Amy Charizard has introduced a bipartisan bill making the Bald Eagle our national fucking bird or whatever. I’m proud to lend my signature to this piece of shit legislation. Fuck you all and may God protect our troops.”
Biden in the Oval Office addressing terrified Americans
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/12/2024
whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 13/12/2024
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This definitely happened in real life.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The White House gave Israel the coordinates of an American family in Gaza, ostensibly to protect them. Israel used those coordinates to bomb them. theintercept.com/2024/12/06/i...
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The White House Gave Israel Coordinates to Save an American’s Family. Then Israel Bombed Them Again.
The Alsayed brothers lost their mother in the first bombing. They thought the White House could help save the survivors.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/12/2024
me: my sympathies lie with the canada post union, we’re a wealthy country and can afford to pay federal employees fair wages to do a hard job also me: not getting mail fucking rocks
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/12/2024
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
rally round the family. with a pasta full of shells. hi, tom morello here for velveeta shells + cheese
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/12/2024
This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
Adair, Iowa, had a population of 794. So, it seemed suspicious when its three-person police department asked regulators to buy 90 machine guns, including an M134 Gatling-style minigun capable of shooting up to 6,000 rounds of ammunition every minute.
Federal agents later discovered Adair's police chief, Bradley Wendt, was using his position to acquire weapons and sell them for personal profit. A jury convicted Wendt earlier this year of conspiracy to defraud the United States, lying to federal law enforcement and illegal possession of a machine gun.
Wendt is unapologetic and has appealed his conviction.
"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term.
Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/12/2024
What’s with all the “alpha males” looking to men like Tucker and Rogan for what to believe and for other male approval? Now they all look act and believe the same. Sounds kind of Beta to me actually
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/12/2024
Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on. I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
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🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
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