Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Wild story: the acting Social Security chief was warned that terminating data collection contracts with Maine would increase fraud. But he responded that it didn't matter because it was more important to punish Maine's governor for disagreeing with Trump. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/... 15638241623
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Measles 426157351535
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry. 690503653752
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground. 419814959819207
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialRyan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 16/01/2025RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo. 251120201799
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialSam @samd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol) 15975971768
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The lack of self awareness is incredible. 682157202936
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025that sexy pottery scene in ghost only we’re cutting off pieces of al pastor 17696132
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialjefferson @jeffersongaskin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Mexicomedia.tenor.coma close up of a pizza with tomatoes , cheese , onions and green peppers .Alt: A close-up of a Taco Bell Mexican pizza with tomatoes, cheese, onions, and green peppers. 22482
magruder.bsky.social @magruder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Room for improvement in my coffee routine: I gotta find a middle ground between too tired and unmotivated to log in and get to work, and too jittery to enter my passwords correctly so I can log in and get to work 🤔 021
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 02/01/2025All the dudes with the most power in this country right now are the type of guys that you walk away from at parties 804983714
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours. 1273280186480
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024RIP Jimmy Carter and thank you for the hardest picture in White House history (h/t @kopalo.bsky.social) 797899973
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 27/12/2024this is a dril tweet 1084308463225
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Mamma Mia that’s a why we love a Luigi! 251204110
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/12/2024holy hell this is sad stuff from CNN 756102991782
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/12/2024 212119
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialCharlotte Ivers @charlotteivers.bsky.social · 20/12/2024just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking ‘wow wouldn’t it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat fee’ so anyway that’s how today I invented the concept of the ‘newspaper’ 280138831152
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI 20138602132
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he... 287199664492
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho... 367316096045
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialBerny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 19/12/2024What a time to be alive 11379398
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialStaid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 17/12/2024one of the greatest stories ever told 222211461
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/12/2024“My Fellow Americans: today we stand at the dawn of a new political era. Senator Amy Charizard has introduced a bipartisan bill making the Bald Eagle our national fucking bird or whatever. I’m proud to lend my signature to this piece of shit legislation. Fuck you all and may God protect our troops.” 59315
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 17/12/2024 653372313
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/12/2024whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides" 231911239
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen 185123511966
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 13/12/2024you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film 1124344387
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialMaxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 12/12/2024This definitely happened in real life. 3469253872438
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 08/12/2024This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol 99876081246
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime. 702269522702
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The White House gave Israel the coordinates of an American family in Gaza, ostensibly to protect them. Israel used those coordinates to bomb them. theintercept.com/2024/12/06/i...theintercept.comThe White House Gave Israel Coordinates to Save an American’s Family. Then Israel Bombed Them Again.The Alsayed brothers lost their mother in the first bombing. They thought the White House could help save the survivors. 22679421
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/12/2024me: my sympathies lie with the canada post union, we’re a wealthy country and can afford to pay federal employees fair wages to do a hard job also me: not getting mail fucking rocks 310517
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/12/2024 987490167656
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialmuscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/12/2024rally round the family. with a pasta full of shells. hi, tom morello here for velveeta shells + cheese 214221
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/12/2024This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-... 38594993309
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/12/2024What’s with all the “alpha males” looking to men like Tucker and Rogan for what to believe and for other male approval? Now they all look act and believe the same. Sounds kind of Beta to me actually 1387226692851
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024 13716152
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot 742955593
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/12/2024Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on. I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco. 51811993576
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.social🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work 608445976285
Reposted by @magruder.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/12/2024shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff 1235402840