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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 10h
NW: THE BROOD
Wow
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 10h
I have perfect taste
Nothing I regret
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 12h
DEAD HEAT IN MAINE www.cbsnews.com/news/maine-s...
cbsnews.com
CBS News poll finds voters split on state v. national focus in tied Maine Senate race
Troy Jackson is boosted by those looking for change, while Collins peels off some Trump disapprovers.
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Nick Miller @nickmillermusic.bsky.social · 12h
Tfw it’s the freakin weeken
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14h
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 12h
go birds 6abc.com/post/philade...
6abc.com
Man at center of Philadelphia cheesesteak assault surrenders, police say
Authorities say charges are still pending following the incident at Pat's King of Steaks in South Philadelphia on Wednesday evening.
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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 13h
cam winter meeting jp
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Sga Shai
ALT: Sga Shai
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13h
lmfao
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13h
*extremely standing normally at a fancy event voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is in a tuxedo and is standing normally
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Facts Carefully Redacted From Travel Story To Avoid Revealing It Mission Trip theonion.com/facts-carefully-redact…
Facts Carefully Redacted From Travel Story To Avoid Revealing It Mission Trip
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 14h
After impeaching and removing RFK Junior, impeaching and removing Russ Vought is the first major task of any Democratic Congress. His illegal acts are legion, flagrant, and comprehensively documented. And notably, they are also frequently in defiance of Republican appropriations.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17h
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 17h
It's over Warner brothers www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
hollywoodreporter.com
Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 18h
Am just glad industry was able to wrap up before the collapse of WB and HBO
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 19h
THE MOVIE DIGGER IS OUT OF MONEY
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 21h
It's joever
Well
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 21h
Did anyone ever watch Bardo?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
Fox Business host Charles Payne is nearly in tears over the terrible jobs report 😭
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Handmaid @handmaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's true that Mass Ballot Q-3 to establish "Jungle Primaries" is funded almost entirely by Private Equity Vultures, all of whom will not defend their investment to the press. Their silence, and fact that Q3 contributors have spent the most behind any of all 9 Questions, screams "No on 3" to me.
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Why is the investment world financing a Mass. ballot question to eliminate partisan primaries? - The Boston Globe
A wave of wealthy individuals with ties to various investment, private equity, and venture capital firms has put millions of dollars behind a ballot question to scrap the state's party primaries.
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Tennis Updates @tennisupdates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mirra Andreeva wins 3-6, 6-0, 6-0 vs Yue Yuan The rare double bagel from a set down, don't see that often. Mirra is getting close to qualifying for the WTA Finals for the first time.
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 23h
This is what Finchers Zodiac is about
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PS if you want to know which brand of cigarettes I smoke
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Kilometres Davis @kilometresdavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They didn’t read the part of The Art of War where Sun Tzu says “do not show your enemy’s hog on a 25-foot jumbotron.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23h
Palantir shifting from hiring only "Ivy or Ivy-equivalent" degrees to hiring only out of high school is an admission that "training" and "talent" were never factors at all. They were looking for packaging & prestige, and now they're looking for ignorance & impressionability.
Tech companies launching their own programs to train grads because they ‘can’t rely’ on Ivy Leagues
By Lydia Moynihan
Published Oct. 1, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ETAs the university system increasingly becomes a wildly expensive bastion of anti-Western sentiment, key figures in Silicon Valley are betting on alternatives to higher education. They argue that even the Ivy League is no longer producing the best candidates — nor are they even accepting some of the most qualified students.

“It used to be the case that you could rely on somebody who went to an Ivy or Ivy-equivalent to be top notch,” said Jordan Hirsch, who runs Palantir’s semester-long intensive Meritocracy Fellowship, which accepts high school graduates.“But that’s not the case anymore… we suspected that there was a lot of talent being missed.”
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mystical books, whose perusal would seem to have been indispensable
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Again this gets it wrong. This is part of the marketing hype so the regulators don't focus on the real threats from AI like how it's been used to plan mass shootings or keeps sending people into AI psychosis which results in death alot to the time
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men. / S07E01 The Engagement
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now they're both dead 😭
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're a bunch of bums
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phillies have been shutdown effective immediately, they're sending in bulldozers as we speak. The stadium is set to be replaced with nothing actually
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're doing the racist chant
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Trea Turner
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
putting this in my visor like Jamie Foxx in Collateral
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Bela Lugosi's Dad @koolwhp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many bags of hot fries consumed in a week are too much? Asking for a friend
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Neil McCauley era @mindcrime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe we should make it easier to fire bad cops.. and generally hold them to higher standards.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Querelle (1982)
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
music.apple.com
Radio Free Europe by R.E.M. on Apple Music
Song · 1983 · Duration 4:04
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
Novel idea: a love triangle forms on Mars between three rovers from different countries
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about Twitter is it's a good place to find out what the Chilean (South American in general too) socialists and communists are up to.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abolish this barbarism
nytimes.com
Tennessee Death Row Inmate Christa Pike Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say
Christa Pike was convicted of murdering a classmate in 1995. It was not clear what went wrong in the execution or what her current medical condition was.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But this is not all.
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Form of Blue by František Kupka, 1925 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Gift, Andrew Powie Fuller and Geraldine Spreckels Fuller Collection, 1999

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York / ADAGP, Paris
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still 83 games left
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FLYERS
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HITLER LIVES
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
alec bohm
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