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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 14/10/2026
every time you see a company like google boasting about its AI users, remember they're counting people like me, who simply has the same google storage add-on ive had for 15 years, only they changed its name to add "AI"
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Write it on the blackboard a thousand times: they will have to demolish the ballroom, the arch and so forth. They will have to make a show of it. You will get the usual sons of bitches saying we don’t do that in this country. We do now. That is not emotion, it’s politics. To do less is dereliction.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highly usable post from last year
@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Zobot/HAP and 4BeersIn @reedzohap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fantastic! My favorite (read somewhere): “libertarians are like my cat, intolerant of a system they are wholly dependent on.”
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Dr. Amanda Baby, Divaa DiVoice Devotee @xminust.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So good. This is my favorite:
Original tweet from the Libertarian Party: In your words, what do Libertarians believe?

Quote tweet from The Amos With the Pearl Earring: My girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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explore.org @explore.org · 23/07/2026
Yearly bear cam maintenance staff reporting for duty.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A black Helen of Troy has him completely wrecked for weeks.
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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Corruption reaches far and wide with this regime. 🤬
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65yearcitizen @usa24freedom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Take 20 seconds , read the whole thing.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“.. Tropical storm poised to hit basically every major US LNG export plant this week.” @bloomberg.com #TropicalDepression2
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Our News Media needs to get it together….
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jeff Timmer: Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A contractor building Meta's data center flushed its "closed-loop" cooling system straight into Cheyenne's sewer. It carried a bacterium and knocked the city's water-reuse system offline for months. They sell these as sealed systems that barely touch the water. This one poisoned a city's.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I literally cannot uncheck this box on PowerPoint for Mac, so the next time you hear about Copilot adoption metrics, know these shenanigans are ongoing...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 02/07/2026
I heard a strange sound in our bedroom, a metallic exhaling—regular and alive, how you would do the sound effect of an evil robot's breathing in a movie. I couldn’t see anything weird in the room… until I realized our dog was sleeping next to Christa’s banjo, which acted as a weird amplifier for it.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The 250th anniversary of America is exactly what I thought it would be: with America losing wars constantly and the president arresting you for disrespecting his pool
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I used to think number of app downloads was the most useless vanity metric until token maxxing.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I may only be a novelist who doesn’t get out much, but I know that if you win a war, you don’t have to pay the loser $300bn
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The most shadow banned post in the history of posts lol
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Aaron Black @aaronblack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Meanwhile at the White Trash White House last night the main event wasn’t even in the ring. Fights were breaking out on the lawn everywhere under the light of fireworks. Not since the White House burned down in 1814 have we seen so many battles. Sign! 🤡
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
omg ffs we just want healthcare
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The dudes who burned sage outside the MSG Gates the day after President Trump desecrated the place, attending the only game the  Knicks lost all postseason, are the real  NBA Finals MVPs.
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Legacy Update @legacyupdate.net · 14/06/2026
Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.
The top-left corner of Microsoft Word 2007, showing the ribbon.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
̶L̶e̶a̶r̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶o̶d̶e̶ ̶ Learn to build data centers.
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“criminal mischief” sounds like a crime punishable by no more than a lil tousle of the hair
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Andy @loveretrobtw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Outtake from ‘Predator 2’ (1990) where the Predators dance on the ship with Danny Glover.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What a good book could possibly do to you.. 📖📚🔖 So, read more 💚 #books #reading
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#caturday #cats
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Lady Starblade @ladystarblade.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So there’s an Odyssey movie coming out this summer, they released a new trailer, and I laughed WAY TOO HARD at this comment… (As someone who has had to read both works multiple times…)
A screenshot of a tweet from Eduardo Garcia-Molina reading: “The Odyssey teaser trailer”? You mean the Iliad?
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/05/2026
Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Looked up this writers previous columns and was not disappointed
Sen. Fetterman is the kind of Democrat we need more of
COLUMNISTS Ingrid Jacques
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Balcony, by Édouard Manet, 1868-69, 📸 by Sarah Stier
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
chat is this bad?
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chills all over again folks- | just spotted Chicago
ULSD wholesale prices- up 73 CENTS/gal.
Diesel in MI/IN/OH/IL/WI could get close to or soon exceed $6/gal- NEW RECORDS will be set.
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Michael W @djmikewill • 48m
How much does the website lag these alerts?
Gasbuddy insights still shows 4.28 in Indiana
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it's nearly impossible for our system/algos right now-we've maybe never seen prices go up this much in one sitting.
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 29/04/2026
“vibe code cleanup specialist” is probably a good way of landing freelance gigs at the moment
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