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Jake Williams

@malwarejake.bsky.social
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Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 7h
I couldn't put my finger on it yesterday, but this is like from The Dictator when the they rename a bunch of words to Aladeen, leading to mass confusion. The AI/SI thing isn't as broadly impactful, but it's every bit as stupid in the AI/ML communities. youtu.be/XbOdNKN88VA?...
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The Dictator: Official Opening Scene
YouTube video by RepublicOfWadiya
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 7h
Today's Breach Please is out. Me and @secitup.bsky.social talk about "super intelligence" and one of OpenAI's agents turning to DNS tunneling to try to break out of its sandbox. youtu.be/eKkyPqmMuCY
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S0:E42: AI Is Now Legally 'SI', and OpenAI's Agent Tried DNS Tunneling to Escape
YouTube video by Breach Please
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 7h
Inside of you there are two wolves. One went to a Hawks game. The other went to a Hawkeyes game.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 9h
This isn't great for OpenAI, especially with multiple State AGs having subpoenad them. But real talk: I don't think I've ever worked with a company where employees haven't expressed security concerns. Read this knowing there's a hindsight bias at play here. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/t...
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OpenAI Ignored Employees’ Warnings About Safely Testing A.I. Models (Gift Article)
Employees and security researchers said that they had cautioned the company on safely testing its A.I. models and strengthening its corporate infrastructure, but that OpenAI did not listen.
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Jeff Moss @thedarktangent.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
For all the features the #iPhone Duo does t have, the one feature I like seeing return is the fingerprint reader. It feels more secure than face unlock, but curious if anyone knows of any studies?
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10h
This whole renaming AI to super intelligence is peak cult behavior. The term Super Intelligence already has a well established meaning, as does Artificial Intelligence. Parroting Dear Leader makes you objectively wrong.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10h
Super Intelligence this is not...
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 11h
Found a fossil in the wild.
Boarding gateZooming in and finding Windows XP.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 11h
It's that time of year again and the migration to @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social has begun with stops on the way (actually leaving stop #1 enroute). See you all soon!
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most Bluesky targeted ad I've ever seen lmao
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 18h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Luis Villa @lu.is · 29/09/2026
Pour one out for open APIs.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First degree clownery.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tens of THOUSANDS of drug convictions were tossed after it was discovered that a tech in the state lab was just making up results. Here they made up the reason to stop. Challenge all the resulting convictions.
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Over 20,000 Drug Cases Dismissed Due to Lab Chemist Fraud
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no one should use this thing but I just cannot stress enough that you have to stay away from it if you’re a practicing attorney
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro is tone deaf AF.
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta taking data without consent? Say it isn't so!
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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can someone check to see if hell has frozen over? www.joemygod.com/2026/09/alit...
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Alito Reverses And Recuses From Climate Change Case - Joe.My.God.
NBC News reports: Conservative Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito will no longer participate in a major climate change case after facing calls that he recuse because of his stock holdings in oil compa...
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Ken Schultz @kschultz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry. Is the message “invest in us OR we’ll destroy humanity” or “invest in us AND we’ll destroy humanity“?
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I did not penetrate the goat, I only gave it a hand job."
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Siri, is it good when huge chunks of my revenue come from only two companies?
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Abject failure of leadership here. I tell folks during every incident we work: if you don't communicate with your employees, they'll seek (and trade) information anywhere they can get it, up to and including from the press.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A battery you can lick without feeling self conscious about it.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's grift all the way down.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Timeline cleanser
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you're planning military operations around a political schedule, then you are by definition engaged in a war of choice.
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Nurse Ratched @nurseratched64.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shero
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this photo doesn't win a Pulitzer, you know the whole thing is rigged.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Except "settling with Putin" means giving up land, resources, and people in a war he didn't start.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI companies: We’ve invented an unreliable guessing machine which sometimes doesn’t follow instructions. If you give it access to important systems it could kill us all. Also AI companies: Deploy this technology everywhere and replace your employees with it, otherwise China wins. IPO next month.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do actors in movies actually die? they at least behave as if they do
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If memory serves, Marie Antoinette eventually became a bit "disconnected" due to her disconnection from the people. Not that they'll learn it, but there's a lesson here.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This technology will get people killed if not used carefully.
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Lil_Lost @lillost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ummmm for those who have no perspective my Boomer parents weren’t in elementary school yet, and I have adult children. These people need to step the fuck down and get over themselves
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need this on a campaign ad.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How long until they're laying track?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
hey do i know any lesbians in Denver on here? if so dm me i need your help? (this isn't about me don't worry)
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't think of a better reason to amplify a post. Also, we always knew the Twitter acquisition wasn't about "free speech" but now there's objective proof.
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Comic-book corruption. Gift link: www.wsj.com/articles/kim...
wsj.com
The Mystery Man Shadowing Kimberly Guilfoyle as She Pushes Deals Across Europe
Christos Marafatsos works as an energy lobbyist while also closely advising the U.S. ambassador to Greece.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't wait to see this.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this were the US, we'd have tech bro startups 3D printing air defense systems to "disrupt the market."
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can get THC infused drinks here. Thanks to AI, apparently you can also get "CHC" infused drinks too. I hate AI so much.
Ad showing "CHC" infused drinks.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I LOVE living in the country. Laying on a rock in the middle of the river getting some vitamin D before the next travel starts.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Touching grass.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why did I not get an electric car sooner? Gas prices aside (though that's a pretty big aside), my Hyundai Ioniq 5 N just drives like a dream.
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