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Adam Beltaine

@maddambeltaine.bsky.social
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He / him. Perpetually exhausted but still somehow smiling. Chief llama at Albert the Llama Enterprises. Banner art by @kanizo.bsky.social and PFP art by @jaunty.art Find my stuff here: linktr.ee/albertthellama

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The Hearth Magazine 🌈💜🖤🤍 @thehearthmag.bsky.social · 10h
So we just got a "pitch" email directly from an AI agent on ilands(dot)app. First of all,🤢. Second, making folks aware so you can preemptively block them wherever you need to.
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Daniel Tunnard @danieltunnard.bsky.social · 10h
An Ancient Egyptian-themed ham shop called Tután Jamón. Sounds like "tutankamón" (toutankhamun in Spanish) AND a bit like "all the ham". Win win.
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 12h
The halloween harvest from the book hole has arrived in our store. We lost 18 whole staff and 46 body parts. Which parts? Don't ask. But if you don't buy our books it will all have been for nothing😞 🙏We are running out of Staff Candlelight Vigil budget🙏
graphic of a newsprint mouth with fangs and eat the reich is written in fuschia between the teeth. Below it says this halloween play a game with bite.
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Lou Lyz @magpiehound.bsky.social · 10h
Vasa Museum, as well as being amazing, is an absolute treasure trove of weird little guys.
Incredibly happy lionThe best "WTF" face I've ever seen. Probably because she's on a ship that will sink within minutes of being launched. Henson looking face. Apparently a dog?
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Izzy.PumpkiNG | comms closed @izzydotpng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm back and drawing again! starting out with some prompt lists for warmup #morktober #mörktober #art
a skeleton in a hood with a button stitched on like a cyclops eye, wielding a huge needle
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
bear asks opossum “anything good in the paper today?”
opossum says “nope, everything is terrible. except for one little thing.” opossum pokes its head through the newspaper and smiles
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/04/2025
Who remembers the original NFT
From: David Thorne

Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David

drawing of a spider with a smiley face
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 20h
red hat #digitalart #horror #rpg #halloween #spooky
A vaguely menacing scarecrow stands in a field, glowing blue eyes fixed on the viewer. Two birds sit on its arms. A shiny red hat on its head.
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Andy Raff is Definitely Not the Werewolf in this Scenario @wulfboyraff.bsky.social · 18h
THE KRAKEN IS BEING HARASSED BY A LITTLE CAT
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Ramona @alderdoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're doing a lot of doomscrolling for someone who has a bunch of unread RPG books on their shelf 👀
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Albert the Llama Enterprises @forcemajeurepod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bring Down the Sky Episode 06 - Death From Above! With alien monstrosities plummeting towards them and something even bigger and scarier blocking their way out, can the fireteam hold out long enough for Valkyrie to carve them an exit? Acid hisses and gravity warps - it's the Mecha Hack!
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Bring Down the Sky - A Mecha Hack Actual Play Podcast: Bring Down the Sky Episode 06 - Death From Above | A Mecha Hack Actual Play Podcast
With alien monstrosities plummeting towards them and something even bigger and scarier blocking their way out, can the fireteam hold out long enough for Valkyrie to carve them an exit? Acid hisses and...
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Friends With Consequences @fwc-actual-play.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
24 hour stream of us playing VtM? For charity? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! Starting midnight pacific time! Many thanks to @vancitybynight.bsky.social for organizing this, and doing all the hard work! Charity link in thread!
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Friends With Consequences Play VtM for the Trevor Project!
YouTube video by Friends With Consequences
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO. DO NOT DO THIS. Do NOT think about The Event and under NO circumstances attempt to relive The Event. This may cause DISTRESS and CONFUSION. REMAIN INDOORS.
A double decker London bus with a poster on the side of it, saying “Relive the Event”. The poster is advertising Disney+ and the event in question is the Oasis reunion tour.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 06/10/2026
The graves of Jesus, who settled in Japan, married, had four kids and died at 106, and his brother who died at Golgotha for him. Very simple and rather lovely. The accompanying museum, however, is flamboyantly insane.
Two simple crosses in a woody landscape
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Dice Company @dicecompany.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 ALARM 🚨 Chapter 114 of our Small Embers D&D campaign - The High Inquisitor - is out now! This week, the gang face the torturer who changed Vander's life 🎧🎲👇
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Small Embers Episode 114: The High Inquisitor | Dice Company D&D Actual Play Podcast - Dice Company Podcast
Small Embers is Dice Company’s D&D Actual Play Podcast, cinematic Dungeons & Dragons adventures and a thrilling fantasy campaign.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the artefact on planet 12 #digitalart #scifi #rpg
Beneath two distant planets, a strange vaguely cylindrical floating rock structure or mechanism, its interior lit by a billowing blue fire. Three tiny observers look on from below,
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Somerled @amacdon6.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deployed this bad boy at our recent #DCCRPG session 😏. The delightful 'Corvus corpus' - a murder of crows melded together in humanoid form, retaining feathers, beaks, eyes and claws. My first use of Dungeon Denizens 2, which is packed with such wonderment 🐦‍⬛ ⚔️ @goodmangames.bsky.social
An illustration of the monstrous 'Corvus corpus', a murder of crows melded together in humanoid form while retaining all the feathers, beaks, eyes and claws of dozens of crows.  From @goodmangames.bsky.social delightfully demented tome Dungeon Denizens 2, with gorgeous art by @colinrichardsart.bsky.social
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IT'S SPACE CATS DAY TODAY! Only £3.73 for a wild ride, taking in trauma and the ethics of uplift and of course, cats in giant mechs! (And bears, and rooks) So come join humans Min, Glor and Sam, the cats, Hinder and Oz, the bear, Sitka Pete and the Rook Yawns-Too-Much out in the Wild Black.
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Beasts of the Wild Black: A Deep Space Novella: Beasts of the Wild Black, Book 1
Beasts of the Wild Black: A Deep Space Novella: Beasts of the Wild Black, Book 1 (Audio Download): RJ Barker, Clare Corbett, Vidish Athavale, Podium Audio: Amazon.co.uk: Audible Books & Originals
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"to piss in her face" should suffice in its own right
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i maintain Enki is one of the greatest possible cat names
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Mama Strange @mamastrange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The new episode is out, and it’s really good! @forcemajeurepod.bsky.social
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Albert the Llama Enterprises @forcemajeurepod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Shot At Redemption E18 - The Numbers Don't Add Up Only one Leatherback remains, but half of our heroes are grievously wounded - will this first contact with the saurian threat also be the last? #ttrpg #starwars #actualplay
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Force Majeure - A Star Wars Actual Play Podcast: A Shot At Redemption E18 - The Numbers Don't Add Up
Only one Leatherback remains, but half of our heroes are grievously wounded - will this first contact with the saurian threat also be the last?  Cast! Adam Beltaine is your GM, and can be found o...
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Kenneth F. Duggan 🇨🇦 @kfduggan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yet another unrealistic body standard for women in this Costco add.
A woman in a bathing suit is resting face down in the water with her feet pointing in the wrong direction, i.e. as if her feet pointed behind rather than in front of her.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
strange house #digitalhouse #rpg #D&D #fantasy
A strange structure of roofs and rails and structures atop a pinnacle of rock
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The exact size of the cat and the box may vary, but the underlying principle remains pleasingly consistent.
A tiger in a cardboard box.
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Jen Williams | STONEBOUND out next year! @sennydreadful.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey The Copper Promise is currently only 99p on kindle (also on offer in the States!). Please find inside: A wise-crackin' rogue who has No Good Plans An exasperated knight who loves her dearly but also has Had Enough A lordly mage who also kinda loves her but also Kinda Hates It
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my quest for minimalism, I have made a relaxing game of balance 🧘 Please try it and let me know what you think? It’s real quick, and I’m proud of this one.
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Notan
A quiet black-and-white nonogram that starts at two by two and eases up to fifteen.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been muttering "this whole act's immutably decreed" since I saw this post yday. I reckon reading this novel would be dangerous, even getting fragments of it in post form is whatever the positive version of a cognitohazard is
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
swan2swan writes
The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever because the entire premise is essentially "Amazon has obtained its own private army and now two future samurai have to stop it from forcing Natalie Portman's planet to use its services by cutting through Jeff Bezos's army of robots and attempting to convince Congress to do something about it
SPOILER WARNING Congress doesn't do jack so Natalie Portman has to take matters into her own hands also the day is saved by a redneck kid the samurai picked up when the car broke down".
#the phantom menace #star wars #the movie is oddly becoming really understandable
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT'S SPACE CATS WEEK!
The cover of Beasts of the Wild Black. A cat looks out of a human space helmet. Lots of very sci fi graphics around her. Mostly green.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roses are red Eyelids are blinky Something something
Graffiti: FISHTITS WINKY
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads up for UK folks, The Substance just got added to BBC iPlayer.
A movie poster for the movie The Substance directed by Coralie Fargeat starring Demo Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid. The poster shows a green vial of activator fluid and lots of positive review quotes.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mrs leaves for work before me and gets home first. I blocked the loo with a huge dump, but was late for my train so left it for her to find. Blamed it on postie asking to use the toilet. Thanks to my disgusted wife he's now known as "Postman Shat" to the neighbours. Sorry mate.
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Andy Raff is Definitely Not the Werewolf in this Scenario @wulfboyraff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But also: fuck you Hollows #ttrpg. Fuuuuuuck you.
A sufebar, written in the voice of a bad thought, reading "That's it. Do the funny voices and make the monsters dance. Would they still be your friends if you stopped?"
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Dice Company @dicecompany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This weekend we're recording the final showdown of our Small Embers D&D campaign After 3+ years and 100+ episodes, it all comes down to this Wish us luck 🎲🎲🎲
static.klipy.com
Jonsnow
Alt: Jon snow drawing his sword as cavalry gallop towards him
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Andy Raff is Definitely Not the Werewolf in this Scenario @wulfboyraff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All this talk of using GenAI to make automated chatbot #ttrpg GMs and none about creating Chatbot Players so GMs don't have to deal with real humans who don't appreciate their genius. Typical Player-centric bias on show here.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
offworld engineering 2026 #digitalart #scifi #rpg
A group of engineers assess giant unfathomable towers of technology on a distant world
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Andarta 🏳️‍⚧️🍁🏳️‍⚧️ @deuteriumice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nails are done, I'm going to be doing a Monster Camp stream with @ytcritic.bsky.social tonight at 6pm MDT/8PM Eastern. I'll be doing my normal stream time(3pm MDT/5 Eastern) with more Zero Company, we'll see what the game brings though it'll be a shorter one considering www.twitch.tv/deuteriumice
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DeuteriumIce - Twitch
Hello, I'm Andarta.I'm a trans woman of a bear giftuber.I try to be kind to everyone as I have a hard time figuring out if I'm doing that right. Also: Dew(🌫)-Tear(💧)-ee-Uhm Ice — DeuteriumIce streams ...
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Andy Raff is Definitely Not the Werewolf in this Scenario @wulfboyraff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was on my way to the corner shop when a car pulled up next to me. The driver, with some obvious herky-jerky difficulty rolled down the window. It was an old car. "'Scuse me mate?" From his accent I could tell he was not from around here. I leant forward as you do and immediately spotted that 1/-
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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