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Lou Lyz

@magpiehound.bsky.social
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Occasional TTRPG podcast tit Kuhro on Force Majeure S8, Tryk on S9 Felicity on Dungeon Majeure Mostly photos and swearing She/Her Profile pic by @izzypetersart.bsky.social Header by @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social

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Natalie Haynes @nataliehaynes.bsky.social · 3h
Audible listeners! No Friend to This House is on offer for £4.99. Meet Medea, victim of the original witch hunt… A Best Book of the Year from The Observer A Marie Claire Best Book of 2026 'An illuminating and often thrilling work of feminist reclamation' – The Guardian
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 5h
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 5h
"very confused how anyone is enjoying being alive right now it must be pretty great if you pay attention to nothing and care about nothing and have no soul and don't feel the need to constatntly scream into the void" it was shortly after this his co-workers stopped asking him how he was
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
A neurodivergent couple with opposing types of wildly uneven skillsets just about add up to one fully competent adult between them, it has been rumoured. Read this and get exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A heterosexual couple stand in a kitchen holding slices of pizza and making silly faces
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Caveat Frogs @caveatfrogs.bsky.social · 23h
Life Is Pretty Great!*
An illustration of a modern jazz dancing frog 
Text reads:
LIFE IS PRETTY GREAT!*
* if you try not to think about all of the truly horrible things happening everywhere all over the world
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 23h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG I LOVE HIM LOOK AT THIS MUPPET OF A BIRD
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Sara's birthday! Why not sling her some ARTS FUNDING like some sort of POPE?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4
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Dice Company @dicecompany.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 ALARM 🚨 Chapter 113 of our Small Embers D&D adventure is out now! It's called The Apotheosis Chamber and yes, even we had to look up the word apotheosis (score one for the DM @tcpatrick.bsky.social)
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Small Embers Episode 113: The Apotheosis Chamber | Dice Company D&D Actual Play Podcast - Dice Company Podcast
Small Embers is Dice Company’s D&D Actual Play Podcast, cinematic Dungeons & Dragons adventures and a thrilling fantasy campaign.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the opposite of the increasingly excited wrestling man meme
Headline which reads "Kelly Macdonald Exits Dept. Q Ahead of Season 2, James Corden Will Take On Role Of New Forensic Psychologist"
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ShelbyKat - she/her @shelbykat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, so it's been a slow process trying to catch up since the surgery, but there's 3 new listings on the store. Chrysalis set and chonk and Arctic Drift set. #dice #dnd #ttrpg shelbykat.square.site
A set of shimmery purple with blue highlights geode set with gold glitter flakes and gold glitter butterflies hidden inside. The d12 of the set is prominent in the picture with the number 4 facing front. The numbers are painted gold. A shimmery purple with blue highlights geode d20 chonk with gold glitter flakes and gold glitter butterflies hidden inside. The numbers are painted gold. A set of polyhedral dungeons and dragons dice that are an icy blue with white piped throughout. The numbers are painted black.
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this sign posted on Tumblr and thought "is that a chainsaw, or is it in fact an extremely hardcore duck?"
A photo of a sign that indicates "no chainsaws allowed", made from a stylized image of a chainsaw surrounded by a red circle with a diagonal line through it. The photo was taken by the person who runs the qualitysigns.tumblr.com blog in Doncaster, UK, in 2025. A picture of a duck by me. The duck's head is shaped like the chainsaw from the sign in the previous image and the rest of the duck is spiky and studded to match. The caption says "chainsaw duck".
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smol beastie guarding my desk (but falling asleep on the job)
A little black and white kitten sitting on an external CD driveSame kitten but now asleep
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A good example of my brain at work: I jokingly said to a good friend "this will fix me". They said something like "I'm sorry things are hard, but you cannot be improved". Turns out they meant "you are great as you are", and not "you are beyond all hope of improvement", which is how i interpreted it
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Lou Lyz @magpiehound.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@weaselpunk.bsky.social summed up yesterday's session with this quartet of pictures, and I think he absolutely nailed it.
Mr DNA from Jurassic Park
Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 
The gang from The Fast & The Furious
And Jareth from Labyrinth
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Andrew Fusek Peters @andrewfusekpeters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We had 40 red kites in the field above our village as it was being ploughed! Sheer magic! Om1mk2 and 150-400 @omsystem.bsky.social @rspb.bsky.social @swns.com
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only in Switzerland. Workmen having a cheeky fondue by the side of the road over the weekend. Identities obscured to protect the peckish.
Workmen eating fondue by the side of the road.Workman eating fondue by the side of the road.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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SeaWindowCraster @seawindowcraster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
27th September 2026 18.56
Climbing over the wall
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Albert the Llama Enterprises @forcemajeurepod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Despite a slightly rocky start, that ended up as a very good recording session! Three episodes in the bag, the plot has progressed and a callback to earlier seasons made Kip very uncomfortable. What more do you want?
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Live Laugh Lurk @sallllltywater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chongus rat with horns damn it character sheet
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️
Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mogJaffa in his cone of shame
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 24/09/2026
Karen Hoyland, 35, who believes both vaccines and having friends cause autism, actively encourages her six-year-old son Finley to get potentially deadly measles for reasons too stupid to print.
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Kids think they’re autistic because of social contagion, says mum who wants hers to catch measles
Children are catching autism from other kids, according to a mother who took her own offspring to a measles party.  Karen Hoyland, 35, who believes both vaccines and having friends cause autism,…
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Alex Morrison @alexmorrison81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Writers/artists/podcasters/other creative folk: how often to you get fake offers and scams? We all get "you've won $1 million" but I've started getting some pretty sophisticated AI scams Interested to know how widespread this is I've written about it here: alexmorrison.co.uk/september-20...
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Moira Rose: It's A Scam
Alt: Moira Rose: It's A Scam
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So cool… Stick with it. #Caturday
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Mama Strange @mamastrange.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a really fun listen, even if you aren’t sure about robots and kaiju, which I wasn’t sold on to start, honestly. But here we are - definitely a fave now! The new one edit is beautiful , And a new season is coming!
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway. Reminder that if you're a historian - particularly a postgrad - doing a research project your brainworms tell you only you care about... DM me. It's more interesting than you know. Talk to me. We can do a pod ep. It's all about framing. I hope those who've been on already would agree.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/09/2026
Status here did the Legal Funhouse theme song and did it well so of course I’m gonna promote this!
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Kay @gothwhoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is not the branding I would go for I think if I was tasked with producing signage.
A sign in a menswear section that reads 100 years of fash at M&S, with the letters ‘ion’ below and to the right of the word fash.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed.
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Study finds only thing worse than being ignored is being perceived
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed. The study, conducted by researchers who had reportedly “run out of…
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 24/09/2026
I've been shooting in the South Dakota badlands since 2011... this is one of the best evenings I've had here in over a decade
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Jaf @jaffne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The security camera showed me there was someone at the front door. I was not prepared for the experience.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 24/09/2026
An autistic woman who was seemingly fine when you changed plans on her at the 11th hour was not, in fact, fine, it has been revealed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A woman wearing large round sunglasses frowns at her phone and looks very miffed
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silentpeter.bsky.social @silentpeter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social this is proper Heart shit
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Amfleet-Footed Achilles @thatirontube.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
USER WAS BLOCKADED FOR THIS POST
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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