Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 6hIn the audience of the kumite trying to get "the wave" going 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm selling this 12 string on fb marketplace for more than I bought it for and I'm telling you right now it wouldn't be worth the brain damage if I got 6x return. 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flock cameras can track you across multiple states and create a detailed profile of you, where you go everyday and who your associates are, but they still can't see why kids LOVE the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch™ 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They are going to turn ai agents into consumers who can spend money on widgets and if you think they aren't worried about drinkable water in your town now, just wait until these cretins don't even need your money anymore. 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point if someone contends they've never heard of king crimson it says more about them 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You should be showing up to interviews with a large plastic cup of gasoline 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Most vampires would prefer a big glass of your blood instead of iced coffee 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You should be bringing a big mug of hot soup to interviews 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not me, I'm safe because in 2013 I posted "I DO NOT GOVE FACE BOOK PERMISION 2 USE MY IMAGE" 021
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Your honor, consider that numbers are made up and not real 020
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Wow I hope that burning smell isn't coming from MY car" I say to myself in the parking lot smelling the fumes that are definitely coming from my car 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think my bands show is going to get rained out this weekend which makes me extremely unmotivated to prepare the video, rebuild the pedal board, print new shirts, or any of the other million things I'm normally scrambling to do in the days leading up. 100
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should invent a sleep that I can do at the time I'm supposed to 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Putting together a video file for the visuals of my bands show has me downloading movies called Johnny Corncob and Cal Ripken Jr highlights 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Asking the tarot reader what kind of crystals I can buy that will make the groceries stop costing $200 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The main thing I'm taking away from the Sydney Sweeney ad is how many people apparently haven't figured out how to eliminate ads from their media consumption. Oh this commercial annoys you? Skill issue. 110
Reposted by Brain bugs“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How much Cowpower does this engine make 171
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry I was late to work boss, I was looking at my cat. 170
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Eating some questionably old food from my fridge because groceries are too expensive. Seems like a choice I wouldn't make in different times. 011
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026All other things aside, asking a politician to weigh in on trans sports is about as relevant to their job as asking who they should cast in the next marvel movie. Any candidate who wants to keep talking about it is not seriously considering any of the problems they would actually be tasked to solve. 011
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Part of the reeducation camps for rightoids needs to involve forcing them to paint their homes vibrant colors. Outlaw grey and beige paint 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 is a made up holiday invented by advertising companies to sell you American flag themed beer cans 120
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I successfully made food with the stuff that was going to go bad instead of microwaving egg rolls for dinner. Please clap. 120
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One of the biggest tells that bots aren't sentient is that they are the only ones who like my posts. No human would do that. 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Am I so desperate for money that I'm about to stoop to giving guitar lessons? 100
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Planning a murder mystery for the next DND session. Hopefully my players don't just cast fireball. 020
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I like to write twelve tone rows because God forbid I play anything anyone would ever want to listen to. 120
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ocean seller! I'm going into battle and I need your STRONGEST oceans! 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026At this point I'm distrustful of anyone who isn't ready to make 9/11 jokes 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trying out some new chess openings and getting demolished right away every time lol 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hmmm, I've been contacted to create an instrumental for a rapper I've worked with in the past. She sent me the track she already recorded over and I'm like 75% sure it's ai (the beat not her vocals) Should I create the instrumental for her or not? 110
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dare I say, the best part of coyote vs acme was the Run the Jewels song with the family friendly edit 130
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Do we think it's possible the "shelving the coyote movie" thing was really just a PR tactic? 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Not to be controversial but caramelized onions are maybe the greatest food stuff ever created 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just left Coyote V Acme. Incredible film and exactly what I wanted it to be. 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Literally why would I ever want the standard search bar of a website like YouTube or Facebook to be an AI chat bot? Like even if I was the type of person who found those things useful there's no version of reality where I wanted it to replace those functions. 211
Reposted by Brain bugsJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out 433146383
