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@lpisgreat.bsky.social
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You were born tired.—my gma

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous peoples day!
Fuck Christopher Columbus.
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I an building a bunker cuz this world is shit and you seem cool and a nurse would be useful so come on over. I am a pharmacist so what I bring to the team is…..,drugs
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
stop
white text on a blue background:
please stop using ai to make your flyers and graphics
it looks like shit
(a picture of diddy kong)
my god
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I am both.
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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
mom come get me the world is being callous toward my tender heart
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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pecker head @pecker-head.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
common grackle #birds
common grackle
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Dracula says to Brian 
"I dropped my phone in McDonald's Sprite and that MF started charging"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/03/2026
A thing about me is even if I'm having a great time I can't wait to go home
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Catch by Yrsa Dailey-Ward
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Yes
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Spooki Yammi 🎃 @yammibammi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/01/2026
PSA
Fred Rogers with a big old timey cassette player smiling at the camera captioned 

always record the police because they are fucking liars
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The image is a picture of Brian from Quest 64 with the text 

"The urge to say no worries either way when you're actually very worried about both ways and also a secret third Way"
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Braindead Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 26/09/2025
Morning walk
Wheat paste poster that says the all the world is dying and the new world struggles to be born now is the time of monsters. There's a picture of Elmo
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
[putting the kids to bed] maybe I don’t say it enough but I hope you both know that I’m scared to death
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’m just a lurker and thought I followed a niche group of funny people who made you a thing. Butthis popped up yesterday so now I am wondering……are you the president of Bluesky??
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A throuple but where I just have someone to go to a movie with or have people around to help with house projects. No funny business.
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
My cat likes to lay directly on top of me when I’m in bed and she is reading all your posts right now.
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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Staying positive is exhausting, but it beats the alternative.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/03/2025
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This is now primarily an account about all my pets and the birds I see. Here is Mr. Gordo and Spike, two of my four handsome orange boys.Thanks for looking, zero followers.
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/06/2025
I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Waiting for the big outlets to put two and two together and realize that police whose identities are secret and facilities are secret are secret police.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Everything will be ok when the worms eat my body
a purple bear is laying in the grass and looking at a worm
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
[Alien family passing Earth] *door lock noise*
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2025
PUNDIT A: Trump voters are primarily animated by economic anxiety! PUNDIT B: But Republican economic policy hurts the working class! Trump voters are just racist! ME: (wisely) People can be double stupid
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/06/2025
Being put out to pasture sounds so good thank you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2025
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Never the Michelle Pfeiffer in the skintight cat suit, always the Danny DeVito waddling around in a dirty onesie 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
*Is that even "black humor"? Gee whiz
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
there are a lot of dumb motherfucking things happening right now, but to be fair, that’s because there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Definitely going to use the pet angle from now on.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my pharmacist automatically writes an Rx for Narcan whenever a patient gets a new opioid prescription and so far the big hits when convincing people to take it are “it’s like having a fire extinguisher in your home” and “it works on pets if they get into your meds”
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Man, the only reason I replied to any of this was trying to be helpful. What is your deal?
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lpisgreat.bsky.social @lpisgreat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Goodrx you rob small independent pharmacies by charging ridiculous processing fees. You rob corporation pharmacies, too, I just don’t care about them.
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