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Brandon Kennedy

@bicycleidiot.bsky.social
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Writer, Reader, Father of 3 | Twin Cities, MN | Fuck Cancer gofund.me/5ec2c234f

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Edge Effects @edgeeffectsmag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Extinction unfolds across multiple temporalities and is mediated through a variety of cultural forms. Today on Edge Effects, Yota Batsaki unpacks the afterlives of the chestnut that once dominated the overstory of the American landscape. 🌳📚
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The Understoried Afterlives of the American Chestnut - Edge Effects
Richard Powers' elegy of the American chestnut in The Overstory reveals how the afterlives of plants complicate our stories of extinction.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Off to the cancer center for round 28 of chemotherapy
28 years later
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not gonna lie I’d eat New Ulm Style Meatloaf
Beer Belongs, a cookbook full of recipes featuring beer. Produced by the Minnesota Beer Wholesalers Association in 1992.NEW ULM STYLE
MEATLOAF
2 pounds lean ground beef
1 envelope (1-1/2 oz. size) spaghetti sauce mix
1 - 8 oz. can beer
1 tbsp. instant minced onion
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1 cup Pepperidge Farm sage bread stuffing mix
Combine meat with other ingredients; mix well. Shape into loaf and place in loaf pan or shallow baking pan. Bake in 350° oven for 1 hour, or until well browned. If desired, 4 strips of bacon may be laid over top of the loaf after it has baked for 30 minutes. When done, let cool for 10 minutes before slicing.
This recipe can also be made into meatballs.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m watching The Beekeeper again because it gives me warm feelings to see Jason Statham maim and murder menacing morons
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“My tummy’s rumblin’ for hungries, Dad.” — Murphy, 3 years old, begging for candy at bedtime
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if we kissed in the morning fog with a million muted colors cutting through the clouds
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went to Summit Friday to celebrate their 40th anniversary. They had a nice crowd and a killer taco truck called Chili Lime. I caught up with my old boss Mark Stutrud and heard his side of the foreclosure saga. Everyone at Summit believes they’ll find a way. It’s easy to root against a bank.
Summit Brewing exterior with gray clouds above
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m seeing Sturgill Simpson / Johnny Blue Skies tonight. He probably won’t play Choosin’ Texas and that’s fine with me.
Sturgill Simpson playing a Gibson ES 335 and wearing a Pearl Jam t-shirt Sturgill Simpson with the same Gibson ES 335 only this time you can’t see him because he’s wearing a camouflage shirt
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I looked up Choosin’ Texas. Listened to it for the first time. My wife walked in the room and started singing along. She knows it from Instagram Reels. Anyway Margo Price has a dozen country songs stronger than this one.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Left the house for bagels. Ran into friends from a former job. My kids behaved themselves juuust long enough so I could appear competent and in control. Which I am. At all times.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
“Then yield thee, fucking coward.”
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please don’t gross me out
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How long are you keeping leftovers in your fridge? I met a woman yesterday who said she’ll cook a meal and eat the leftovers a week later. No freezing, just fridging. Meanwhile I’ll keep most food for two days max.
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Homer Simpsons & Marge: Mayonnaise Turning
ALT: Homer Simpsons & Marge: Mayonnaise Turning
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FARM AID
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My daughters are playing soccer on separate fields at the same time. I’m trying to run back and forth and watch both. Madness.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ve got brewers facing foreclosure and financial ruin and a trade organization throwing money at a millionaire
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David Berg @bergbrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Brewer's Association once again showing they don't really care about brewers. Paying the fine of a millionaire, while charging $200 per entry for GABF
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You won’t sleep. You’ll choke on your whiskey and your water. The food you eat will block up your bowels and you’ll die of your own shit. Your mothers and your sisters and your wives and your daughters will cuss your broke-dick souls.” — Tommy Lee Jones, The Homesman
Tommy Lee Jones in The Homesman, 2014
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo, that guy into this pass is $$$$$
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just learned my kid was exposed to LICE at daycare, please unfollow me and keep your distance as necessary
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thirteen years to the day
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I remember this bit from her @jasonderusha.com interview at the State Fair
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I put a chicken tortilla soup in the crock pot. I couldn't resist.
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought this story and everyone around it, including and especially the subject of the article, couldn't any get stupider. But misspelling the first word on the Sunday front page is truly amazing. Full marks, @startribune.com, full marks.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It finally happened. Soccer season started for my daughters, and for the first time I am officially a Sports Dad. My job is to sit on the sidelines with their hot chocolate, yelling stuff like, “Nice pass!” Or “Defense!” It’s a great gig.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have all the bikes and guitars I ever wanted. My kids tell me I’m cool all the time.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m off to the hospital for chemo round 27. Maybe I’ll meet a handsome reporter.
27 Dresses promo
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Twins were one out away from beating the Yankees 2-0 but then they screwed it all up
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a real nice time at Arbeiter Brewing last week for a collaboration brew called MPLS PILS, made with Rahr malted barley and Rahr red wheat. These folks are excellent partners every time we team up.
Me with malt sacks piled highDoughnutsPizza in the brewhouseDog in the brewhouse
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Loaded my main dude into the bike trailer and took him to the park. Chased him around and fed him a bowl of chocolate ice cream when we came home. Then he looked at me and called me a giraffe.
My boy, 3.5, climbing the playground steps
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine supporting these clowns and telling all your neighbors what a loser you are
Lisa Demuth and Michelle Tafoya lawn signs
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is exactly correct. Breweries nationwide have swallowed steep increases in prices for aluminum and pretty much everything else required to brew and package beer. It’s ugly everywhere.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summit EPA is the official beer of meaningless baseball
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That bitch Trump can’t have his name on the Kennedy Center but I can
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I finished watching Mad Men. Great show. But if Don Draper were my creative director I’d quit my job and move to Alaska. I don’t want to write copy for Secor Laxative, Bro.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm a stubborn copywriter with zero design skills but I'm forcing myself to get more comfortable using Canva for work, please clap
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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh hell yeah.
mprnews.org
After 30 years, Minnesota's longest paved bike path is finally finished
The Mesabi Trail cuts a 165-mile path across northern Minnesota’s Iron Range. Officials will celebrate the trail’s completion with a ribbon cutting Tuesday in Tower.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My spicy 5yo puts together fits like this. I say let Shailene cook.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hennepin County requires a medical statement from my doctor to excuse me from jury duty. Anyone else need a doctor's note while I'm at it?
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Minnesota Dads of a certain age will see this and say Yep, Same
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Summit’s founder Mark Stutrud loves being out in the trade, supporting the people who pour his beer. He hates taprooms — they take business from the bars who buy his kegs. One of the reasons Summit is different from other breweries, getting you to visit their brewery was never their goal.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heartbreaking news for my former employer, one of the Midwest’s very best. Summit is facing foreclosure as it celebrates its 40th anniversary this month.
apple.news
Summit Brewing could lose St. Paul brewery to foreclosure — The Minnesota Star Tribune
BMO Bank alleges Summit’s finances continued to deteriorate after it missed a loan payment. Summit chief executive says its issues reflect “the difficult capital environment the entire craft brewing i...
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They put a helmet on a hat
Vikings hat, purple, featuring an icon of a vikings helmet
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I took my wife and three small children to the Minneapolis Monarch Festival at Lake Nokomis and we had a tubular time. I ate tamales and drank fresh squeezed blackberry lemonade. Butterfly-themed programming whips ass.
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was a senior in high school when the towers fell and the 9/11 memory I carry with me is seeing the military recruiters camp out in the cafeteria, signing up my classmates for a bogus war
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forget
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