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Deltron Zero

@lloid.bsky.social
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Skate-a-delic. Wannabe transit planner Afrofuturist, cuz I'll be here for a bit. Dabbath Observant. Reluctant CarMerican 🛹🏎️🇯🇲

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 1h
"This your brain on drugs" easily.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1h
google should be forced, by law, to fully fund wikipedia for a thousand years
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ESSEJ @essejpx.bsky.social · 18h
@ me getting down to My Goodies at Marshalls
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19h
brb, suing the federal government over America.gov showing me John Ashcroft's objectively horrifying barbecue rib recipe
I want an official US government barbecue recipe.

Here are official U.S. government barbecue recipes and safety notes.

Simply BBQ (White House archive)

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft's recipe, posted for Independence Day 2003:

. Simmer country-style ribs for one hour (this makes them extremely tender).

. Drain.

. Place on a hot grill.
. Baste with your favorite barbecue sauce only to set and crystallize.

. Remove and eat.

Source: Independence Day: "Simply BBQ" 7
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 19h
Nowhere in the Trump account legislation does it allow auto-enrollment or say anything about enrollment procedures at all, just so you know the way that John Roberts will justify his 6-3 decision blocking auto-enrollment of kids into Medicare
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21h
This is one of the most maddening thigns about this court: Not just the substantive rulings, but how they think about “irreperable harm.” If the Most Special Boy has to wait a month to do a thing he REALLY wants to, that’s irreperable harm. Actual large-scale human suffering? Meh.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 22h
The cleansing of the blood of the nation must continue, as it says in the constitution bsky.app/profile/stev...
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 20h
It is so cool that the guy who can turn policy on a shouted suggestion is this stupid. "Sir, what do you say to those who say you can't conduct electricity with your penis?"
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Lullz
Can the president rename the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts?

No. Not without Congress. I cannot give legal advice.Can the president demolish the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts?

Not on his own. Congress created the John
F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as a national memorial. I cannot give legal advice.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird unprompted suggestion for me to visit Great Slave Lake, which I have never heard of, Google Maps. No, I've never been to NW Canada. Is this because I called Google Home an asshole twice today?
A Google maps page for Great Slave Lake in Northwest Territories, Canada
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If y’all broke, just say that. Lol
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 28/09/2026
People are pissed at Jack for selling Twitter. I'm pissed at Jack for buying, and ruining, Tweetdeck and Vine
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Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, let me get this straight - the US government (meaning, we, the taxpayers) now pay more to borrow than I, a lowly wage earner subject to the whims of my boss, do on my mortgage loan?
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, let's do all the bad parts of every movie, but gain not a fucking thing from it, as national policy. We really need to restrict the levers the government has, first chance we get, cuz they're pulling all of em and nobody is there to stop them.
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I Don't Bluebook @idontbluebook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where’s the Tupperware full of rotting food I’ve been delaying dealing with because I don’t want to open and smell it?
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fridge the servants use to store the actual food to be eaten is just off screen.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, at least some of my prayers are working. Curse, prayer, hope. whatever you want to call it, just get it done! www.newschannel5.com/news/coreciv...
newschannel5.com
CoreCivic names new CEO after Patrick Swindle steps down due to cancer diagnosis
CoreCivic has named longtime executive Lucibeth Mayberry its new president and CEO after Patrick Swindle resigned less than a year into the role as he undergoes treatment for stage four pancreatic can...
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 26/09/2026
When I get into my car at night, this is what I’m afraid I’ll find in my rearview mirror
Cinnamon Toast Crunch new mascot’s eyes seen through a car rearview mirror.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy white power Fucking Friday courtesy of Kavanaugh and Roberts. Bunch of gaping assholes kicking us 1 step further from equal rights every chance they get.
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, sometimes choking a MFer is acceptable, and a sign that I respect and hold you dear, since we're going into cultural nuance now. The HR videos breaking down when it's OK are gonna be great.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The green bottom 20% income line is supposed to be folks sitting at home on all that sweet COVID money, yet their line dropped hard for 2 years and never up more than blip Their decline is 23% , while the top bracket has 25% more in their vault to swim around in
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yuuuuuup…
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genuine F-35 parts. No lowballs. I know what I have.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 23/09/2026
feels very early 2001
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess 'UPS fuckup leads to Trump trading Taiwan to China for jet parts' was not a path I had considered. I lack imagination
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T.J. Payne @thomaspayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bet all the registrations that failed go through selected democrat or independent. Typical Texas rigging the election.
newrepublic.com
Massive Error Affects Unknown Number of Texas Voter Registrations
The state Department of Public Safety wouldn’t say how many voters are affected.
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Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"How to hide from your wife that you have a severe gambling addiction for another few weeks"
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My partner is an accountant. I showed her this and she threw my phone on the bed and wiped her hands off while visibly disgusted.
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ambrosen @ambrosen.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd call the major root cause as “delivery drivers stop wherever they want” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...
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London buses in decline? Why public transport in global cities is slowing to a crawl – visualised
As experts fear for future of UK capital’s bus network, some commuters are giving up entirely. London is not alone – with worrying implications for poorest in society
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When they lose all these cases, I never see if the money was actually dispersed.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good thing this is not a sign of any larger problem that needs addressing
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Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
$1,100 chiller pants is what stage of capitalism? How much disposable income do you have to say Icy-Hot ain't enough. Where do you even store these? They look like The X-tacles rocket boots! You better get the service plan, cuz them shits will not last thru Christmas.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So much of what we’re living through right now, from Trump to AI, feels like it’s driven by an explicit strategy of “we just do the crimes so quickly that we can’t be stopped and by the time the courts weigh in, they have no choice but to accept our crimes.” www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-the-a...
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It's the accountability, stupid.
Doing crime
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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I don't want a nanny state, I want a nanny subscription service."
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, is Bill Burr in this Social Reckoning Facebook movie? Cuz he is a good asshole, and there are plenty in that story. Still not gonna pay to see it, of course.
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sTu @rangers2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"SOMEBODY IN THERE ISN'T SHARING THE GOSPEL!!!"
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Two all the way, a coffee milk, and a Del's @ri.oldfolkshome.org · 21/09/2026
Google eliminating Google Reader is why the United States is on the verge of becoming an outright fascist state. (I think only about 25% /s)
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WTF?? I just saw a tiny, red, plastic swastika on the sidewalk, like small enough to go on a lego set, and I have questions. Lots of questions. 1st:Which of my neighbors has a Nazi toy collection? Not posting a photo for obvious reasons, but y'all white folks out here need to get your cousins.
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hidinginplains.bsky.social @hidinginplains.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“This is the first time the leopards want to eat MY face.”
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So when Trump demands the cable and broadcast channels carry his embedded live streamer 24x7 for security reasons, will the Supreme Court say nobody has standing, or that the executive branch can't be restrained? I'm only half joking, him sending guys with guns to put him back on TV is on brand.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You ever see your hospital or insurance company with a huge ad at an MLB stadium and think wow thats wild I wonder where they got all that money to spend on baseball
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right? Communion is late! This won’t hit until you’re already napping after Mass!
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's cool when countries care about their citizens!
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