Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseAnton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At least no mathematician has ever had an extreme reaction to the rapid development of technology. 14776134
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Okay it's actually worse: NOBODY STOOD UP THE ENTIRE SHOW! NOT FOR DEL, NOT FOR LIL SIMZ WHO FUCKING BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN, NOT FOR GOTILLAZ I gotta say, quite a lot of cities rock more than Cleveland. 240
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026White people of Cleveland, I am severely judging the stationary position of your booties while Deltron 3030 preaches. Why was I the only person in this dang arena doing anything but sitting inert? Pearls before swine I tells ya. For shame. 230
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You (may have) heard of @thethoughtemporium.bsky.social's Jerry the Slime Mold, but have you met Jerry Garcia? (I'm experimenting with making art with a Physarum polycephalum slime mold as an assistant.) 120
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I keep seeing matcha + pumpkin spice as a flavor combination and, as a basic bitch myself, I am imploring whoever is trying to make this a thing to knock it the hell off. Not all trends need to be combined together into one megatrend. Just let matcha be match and pumpkin spice be pumpkin spice. 260
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh look, it is the platonic ideal of the use case for my poster magaro.net/tles/product... 2110
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dennis Hastert, convicted pedophile, dead at 84. The fact that we still refer to one of the most asinine unofficial "rules" of the Senate as the Hastert Rule blows my mind. 020
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseSoren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey Pittsburgh, do you know your chicken? New public art addition here at Lorenson Acres (well 6% of an acre). Watch out, Randyland, there's a new weirdo in town.* *I've been here the whole time, but I've been busy, okay? 1133
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseSoren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For one night only, you can have perhaps the most awkward, cringey and enraging five hours of your life at the Manor Theater in Squirrel Hill. 052
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey Pittsburgh, do you know your chicken? New public art addition here at Lorenson Acres (well 6% of an acre). Watch out, Randyland, there's a new weirdo in town.* *I've been here the whole time, but I've been busy, okay? 1133
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For one night only, you can have perhaps the most awkward, cringey and enraging five hours of your life at the Manor Theater in Squirrel Hill. 052
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gosh what happened around 2015-16 to make national bad vibes spike 🤔 180
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only thing I know about this game (Dressmaker) is that it's getting a lot of buzz right now and I went to watch a let's play to see whether I want to get in on this action. Do you get to decorate your shop or does it come like this with no customization? Because this is hung upside-down. 120
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a time to be alive but also IN YOUR FACE SMUG ASSHOLE NARC WHO ARRESTED ME IN 1997 FOR HAVING AN EMPTY BAG OF STEMS AND SEEDS IN MY POCKET ABOUT 90 MINUTES AFTER I TOOK 50μg OF EXTREMELY GOOD MISSILE SILO LIQUID IYKYK Did not enjoy county lockup, zero stars, walls melt in a threatening way. 010
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseAnders @derzquist.net · 29/09/2026Lots of Third Space Discourse envisions a pattern where individuals go to a place and then connect with others to form a group. But I think the real dynamic is where people first form a group and then go adopt a space to (formally or informally) make their own. 1385
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At Yet Another AI Tutor Demo and this one explicitly made note that the students' logs and history are totally inaccessible to anyone, because their testers needed to be assured no one would see their "stupid questions". We are creating a generation of humans terrified to talk to other humans. 181
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who's gonna tell him about hyperparasitism and that his magical anti-parasite worms all have their own parasites? 140
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This might be the cutest thing I've ever made. (That's my Head Chicken in Charge Dodo) 030
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demisee.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026Weizenbaum wept openai.com/index/introd...openai.comIntroducing MentalHealthBenchMentalHealthBench is an expert-informed benchmark for evaluating helpful and safe AI responses across realistic mental health conversations. 2357
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Chat, is it nicer to live in nice places or not-nice places? Y'all, come the hell on. Pointing out a problem and proposing investment to try and fix it is not the same as pointing it out and then beating the ever living hell out of random people on the street to try and fix it. 140
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I did the research and instructional design for my critical AI literacy class last winter. I taught it for the first time this past May. I'm teaching it again at the end of October. The vibe has shifted to such a huge extent, I'm gonna need to spend some serious time redoing a whole lot of it. 010
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oof this one hurt. We're white but also chose to send our kid to public school, which here in Pittsburgh means majority Black and under-resourced even while my well-off parents continually offered to foot the bill for private (which they did for me all but two years of my schooling as well). 251
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026TAKE ME DOWN TO PLANARIAN CITY WHERE THE WORMS ARE FLAT AND SO ITTY BITTY 240
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demisemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026going back in time to tell my teenage secular atheist self that when the war comes i am fighting on the side of the pope against the libidinous rationalist forces 81183148
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Q: What do Porno for Pyros, Adrian Tchaikovsky and Iain M. Banks have in common? A: They all wrote about what great pets humans would be. (I remain unconvinced tbh) 010
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I present the most baffling graffiti in Pittsburgh. I know these people are deranged but who tf was still worked up about Tampon Tim in the year of our lord 2025? 021
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseSoren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Also also if you are newly local or newly out or have a loved one who is and this news is making you/them feel alone, you aren't. The Persad Center is a great place to start: persadcenter.orgpersadcenter.orgPersad Center | LGBTQ+ And HIV+ Affirming Mental Health Care In PittsburghPersad Center has provided affirming mental health care for LGBTQ+ individuals and people living with HIV/AIDS since 1972. Medicare and Medicaid accepted. Pittsburgh and telehealth statewide. 132
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Disgusting but predictable. (Please note that UPMC the hospital system is not the same thing as the Pitt School of Medicine.) If anyone in the Pittsburgh area is in need of peds gender affirming care, I know of a private clinic that offers it. My kid received care there, highly recommend. DM me. 1148
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Incredible banger of a Social Media Post Of Redacted Origin, but this right here? Is Longtermism just anti-abortion for atheist nerds? The most important person to pour all of your compassion into is the one who doesn't even exist yet. nitter.app/banteg/status/2100619607648121199 010
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A thing I said to one of our SaaS CSMs on our last call: "It seems like your developers are all ✨AI-first 10x✨ now, but I'm afraid that they do not have 10x better ideas. Or documentation. Or QA." 130
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ah, poster sessions. Or as I like to call them "Science Fairs for Adults." Where you wander around and try to read a poster other people are standing in front of without seeming *too* interested because then the author will start talking to you and you're not ready to take it to that level yet. 050
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Chances that all ten of us are on Bluesky: 100% 070
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Idk but as a dual CAN/AM citizen my way forward is oh please oh please oh please 🕯️🕯️🕯️ 020
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As someone who teaches normies about AI, please someone tell me what the strategy is for making my learners understand HOW FUCKING WEIRD literally *all* of these people are. Like, I think they are humoring me when they nod and smile as I lampshade how bonkers all of this actually is. 127714
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yeah, I've got a million other things in my life that are more important than anything the Harrison Bergeron Fairness Brigades are obsessed with. 1138621
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Tell me you were born in 1974 without telling me etc 120
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was 26 at the time, married, living in rural Maryland and working as a substitute high school teacher. My first shot of fear was "oh fuck, we're under attack" and the second, once we realized who did it, was "oh fuck, American Muslims are going to get killed over this." 050
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean, *I* didn't stop. Be the change you want to see etc Keep calling these deranged weirdos weird 040
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026[Yakov Smirnoff voice] What a country! 1170
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I want to sit under-25 doomers down Clockwork Orange-style and make them watch this youtu.be/o2Le9Bf_s3w There's like twelve different things covered here that the Youngs now totally take for granted (the ACA, HIV prophylaxis and treatment, the entire concept of reality tv...) Also, fuck Puckyoutu.beHow an MTV Reality Star Fought an EpidemicYouTube video by Matt Baume 000
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I refuse to feel any kind of way about calling out ableism during the campaign because dude's problem is not his information processing disorder, but man fuck him very much. (Also I low-key am dying for some Fetterman marriage tea because Giselle, what the hell is going on here) 240
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseMatthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They are gambling with our lives, but in the boring accelerating-climate-change-and-empowering-nazis way, not the cool inventing-cylons way they want to pretend they are. 1127
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseSunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don’t use generative AI to give me ideas, to draft, to research, to take any shortcuts whatsoever. I don’t use it at all. Get on my fucking level 29314
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There's some rumblings that I've heard around Progressive YouTube that MAHA moms are "gettable" for Democrats as they themselves (not RFK but the actual voters) aren't particularly partisan, see RFK's hypocrisy and indeed many used to be vaguely on the left back when that meant crunchy woowoo. 110
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Behold my male regal jumping spider having strong opinions on whether a pupating fly counts as "live prey." (It does not, and he expects that this mistake will not happen again. Good day.) My pitcher plant was not so choosy. A black soldier fly was still harmed in the making of this post. 150
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4Uyoutu.beWhen Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)YouTube video by ParticleMen 010
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My 14 year-old has decided to go as Billie Joe Armstrong for Halloween this year (trick or treating will start with a short front lawn concert) and I just did the math. This is like going as Elvis for Halloween when I was 14 in 1989. (Except BJA managed to not die on the shitter 10 years ago) 040
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseRay Delahanty | CityNerd @nerd4cities.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It will cost very little to bulldoze every last bit of this nonsense, and the benefits to our national psyche will be incalculable. Every serious candidate needs to be on Team Raze 1156470
Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Pretty sure I read this fanfic already 1273
Reposted by Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demiseMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025 51337322