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Craftle

@cattlecrafts.bsky.social
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I post hobby work like minis, games, painting, and some rare woodworking. Block all generative AI users on sight.

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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 4h
Bus ride to work in the morning is gonna kick so much ass. Go check out this album btw, the demo songs slap and I cannot wait for the full release.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 5h
Anyone know where I can buy platicard? I gotta convert some 40k terminators into Gorgons at some point because fuck no I'm not paying Forgeworld prices. Looks like they're just the 40k sculpts but with cog motifs and those back vent ailerons
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 5h
#wipwednesday Pic of some of the automata I've been working on the last couple days. Just kinda tossing on metals because it is by far the most time consuming part of doing these after spraying them red, might switch to silver spray and clean up panels for the domitars. #horusheresy #minipainting
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some of the important elements I wanted to try building, cherubim, a little and angel and devil on the shoulders one's a SoB cherub with an omnispex head perched on the radar, plus a necromunda one with a bird skull head given a skitarii powerpack eye-optic
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Expel every single member of the frat, disband it, and report all alum for referral to the sexual predator registry.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't WANT personalized music, I want people to create music they love and care about making so I can enjoy the sounds of their soul and connect to my fellow man on a level no machine can even comprehend.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to ‘self-police’ AI development" So shocked they've all agreed to do literally nothing about their fascist tech being used to harm everyone except the ruling class while pretending to care. ground.news/article/trum...
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Trump says tech leaders have signed an AI accord that will involve ‘self-policing’
President Donald Trump on Tuesday said he signed a “morally binding” AI document with tech leaders following a luncheon at the White House, as calls for an AI slowdown reach a fever pitch.
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Krakenoid @krakenoid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I was originally going to kitbash some stigmatic nuns for trench crusade but this went places.
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Campbell McLaughlin @brothersrm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three Bladeguard to flesh out my squad from 2020. #spacemarines #bladeguard #warhammer40k
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a couple weeks of minimal hours at work to make sure the cardiac recovery and rehab go smooth, which is great because I have less than 3 weeks to finish all this for a Heresy event. Sadly the shattered legion isn't possible in that time with my work flow, but this should be doable. #horusheresy
Picture of an assortment of Mechanicum and Skitarii miniatures for the Horus Heresy tabletop game, all in various stages of painting.
From top left to bottom right:
Thallax Automata with plasma mortar
2 Domitar automata
2 castellax automata with mauler bolt cannons
8 Skitarii battle pilgryms
3 vorax automata
Archmagos, magos, and 2 tech priests
8 more Skitarii battle pilgryms and a marshal
6 thallax with various guns
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A guar against a trans flag background. Text says "every time you repost this guar a transphobic policymaker dies".
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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anathema @magosdomina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished her #HorusHeresy #Warhammer
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1-800-YOTEBOY @hayloft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forge world Metalica rides (hovers?) into battle! I never want to paint white after this unit lol. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #40k #warhammer #admech
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like we all kinda assumed they'd do this shit, but the scale is insane. I wasn't aware they were pushing to have full on casinos built into the apps either, and that fact has pushed my hatred to new levels. These apps should genuinely be illegal and the executives put in stockades.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's so blatantly obvious that this exists for Disney adults and not a single other person on this planet. The scenes will make literally no sense if you've only watched the movies leading up to Endgame, they REQUIRE you to watch stuff that came out after the fucking movie.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have no time for the opinions of the poorly hydrated.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stent placed and recovering well. Heart should be good for life with new meds and a less shit diet. Got cardiac rehab to go through but glad not to have a "Widowmaker" sitting in my chest anymore
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Palo walo @lilnoodledragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey hey hey hi the president of Drexel University bought The Academy of Natural Sciences (the oldest natural history museum in the Americas) and is trying to shut it down At the end of the video is a list of things you can do and people you can contact to help stop this!!
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good news is it's *only* a 90-99% occlusion of an artery. Bad news is I have to stay in the hospital a few days to get a stent placed.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well I got called by my doctor after my scan today telling me to go directly to the ER because I have a complete occlusion of an artery in my heart. Fun times, really wish I could have normal health concerns for a 30s guy instead of cancer and heart shit but here we are again.
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Little Miss Soylent Robot 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @soylentrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just one more demon engine to go #miniaturepainting #warhammer40k
a weird little guy
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone who opposes this really does just believe if you break the law you deserve to be tortured
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Krogg's GoldWAAAAAAGH! aka Wrathofautumn @kroggsgoldwaaaagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh ya ya that’s coming together. Getting that grimdark feel now. Trench Crusade here—more progress on Defenders of the Iron Wall!
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil was a fun time that truly did feel like someone struggling through their first time playing Resident Evil. Recommend if you're able to go see it
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The last one is almost certainly a troll post to rub more salt in on these guys, but the rest lit my life up. Seeing these losers melt down because their shitty practices are backfiring is food for my soul.
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❄️LunaWolf❄️Plushie Appreciation!💙 @icy-luna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does he look like freaking Balrog
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waiting for the inevitable quest to return 3 of these while they bite the shit out of you
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mary May Paint @marymaypaint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok, a bit more of progress for The Leviathal Chorus proxy for Trench Crusade, The Conductor. Need to find a good right hand to use for this.
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Scarlett, The Mouth of Madness @scarletttheharlot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
current state of the 30k army
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jade pixel 🏳️‍⚧️ @renegadejademinis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I built a tank for #HobbyStreak 232. Gonna take a nap, make dinner, and then maybe paint something if I’m inspired.
A built but unpainted Leman Russ Executioner with hull mounted multilaser and pintle heavy flamer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CJ Carr rolling out of a sack for a first down throw like it's nothing
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Jason Bourne It'S Him
ALT: Jason Bourne It'S Him
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jade pixel 🏳️‍⚧️ @renegadejademinis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WIP volkite cavalier. My first time painting volkite. Orange to contrast the ice blue of my plasma weapons. This is definitely a “trust the process” moment because right now all I see is a Halloween-flavored NERF gun. #Nerdlings
A volkite cavalier in black and silver with glowing orange coils
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Matt Evans @evans903.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#Wipwednesday Nothing to show at the moment But do have this.... All the HorusHeresy mins from the Saturnine box Got most of the traitor legions painted up For the Warmaster #HorusHeresy #paintingminiatures #paintingwarhammer #warhammer #nerdlings
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antifascist lesbian @rollerderbykaya.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dems that abandon trans rights deserve to lose. they'll cave to republicans on other issues too.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord, I see what you've done for others
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George Sutherland Howard @acr0ssth3p0nd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pushed the glow further and then tried a streamlined workflow
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel it’s crazy that nobody outside of trans people and REALLY invested allies seems to know that the internal trans refugee crisis is one of the biggest internal refugee migrations the United States has ever experienced.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Should be working on Mechanicum but new project owns the brain at the moment. 2 sprayed tac squads for the shattered legion force. From this point all the trim and other armor bits will be the same colors to tie the force together. Still need to print legion shoulder pads. #horusheresy #minipainting
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you haven't seen a video of this thing, I recommend it highly if even just to hear the hilariously good engine. It's my dream car.
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Laktiev @laktiev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WIP - Tech Priest Dominus. Nearly done ! Some touch-ups to do, and the base. I struggled quite a bit with it, but I'm really happy with the result ! Also, reminder: don't try freehand at 1:00 AM, even if it's "just a little line" (yeah I messed up) #Warhammer40k #AdeptusMechanicus #NMM #nerdlings
WIP - Tech Priest Dominus WIP - Tech Priest Dominus WIP - Tech Priest Dominus
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
5 episodes of sitting in a car, 1 of them using Flock cameras to stalk women, 3 of doing drugs and sexually assaulting random women, and in the finale they kill the police dog before falling asleep in lockup.
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Craftle @cattlecrafts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got another box of marines to do more work and sculpting for the shattered legions force, and decided to do a centurion command squad and a tac squad with it and some bits left from the Mk4 box. Just need some termis to finish up the ZM list now. #minipainting #horusheresy #warhammercommunity
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