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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her)

@maggiesox.bsky.social
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Philly/Boston hybrid. Powered by PBS. Yells at sports. Paddington Hard Stare advocate. Fix your hearts.

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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 2h
Is my entire house taking a nap so we make it through the Phils game? Yes. Yes we are.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 10h
The thing is that I absolutely can’t be mad at the Red Sox players, because it is nothing short of miraculous that they even made the playoffs. I can be PLENTY mad at Fenway Sports Group for thinking that was an acceptable offense for a team in the AL East.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 10h
Weird. I woke up and every muscle in my neck and shoulders is tight. Almost like I’m stressed or something. WHY did I decide to get into baseball instead of something soothing?
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 19h
Women, we do not have to relive our trauma to make men listen. Simply unhinge your jaw and swallow them whole.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 20h
The death penalty is immoral, period. This is inexcusable and inhumane.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 21h
This is what you get for firing Varitek.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 21h
WELP I’m going to go back to work, because that’s just what this evening needs.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 21h
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Loki Screaming
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 21h
Just get out of this godforsaken inning.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 22h
I don’t fucking know. Have some dancing lobsters.
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The Amanda Show's Dancing Lobsters
ALT: The Amanda Show's Dancing Lobsters
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 22h
Let’s try this again.
Wetsen, Patron Saint of Cinco Ocho Nacho Mojo
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 22h
…in Idaho?
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 22h
COME ON THE FUCKING PHILLIES FOUGHT BACK WHY CAN’T YOU
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 22h
I ordered three different desserts today for this exact reason.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 22h
Oh for the love of Christ.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 23h
I do not know why the sound is not working on my computer but I am not thrilled about it.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am an atheist but I am also Irish enough to not root against the Pope’s team. It’s like messing with a fairy ring. It’ll PROBABLY be fine but I don’t want to find out.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the record, I am actively rooting for someone to beat Manny. SCHWARBS would be nice but I am not particular. Fuck that guy in particular.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The baby nibling is rolling around in a toddler Chase Utley jersey that I’m pretty sure we bought the eldest when he was a wee baby. It’s terribly cute.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck man, I don’t know if my curls can handle this pressure.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hooooooooly shitbirds Everybody exhale.
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Inhale Exhale Breathing Guide
ALT: Inhale Exhale Breathing Guide
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are you doing
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no we’ve gone feral.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally just texted my mother ‘HOLY SHIT YOUR BOYFRIEND’. God bless us all.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CURLS
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DO IT FOR INIGO, YOU FUCKS
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good. Let’s make this more excruciating.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forget everything mean I just said.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OH HELLO KYLE THANK YOU FOR JOINING
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am just saying that a number of the Phillies problems were on display. I mean Bryce Harper. He’s the problem. You know I’m right.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pasteurization works.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just stress-ordered nachos. Do not look to me for normalcy.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone direct this man to the closest McDonald’s breakfast, stat.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take that victory lap, Klobs.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My curls are behaving, so let’s hope this bodes well for the Phillies and Red Sox. I don’t know, man. I’m grasping at straws here.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why couldn’t I have just ONE team with reasonable bullpen management?
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WELP.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please don’t make me go through Bello too.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Red Sox. Come on.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLYYYYEEEEEERRRRRR
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m sorry. This is just SO FUNNY. LOOK AT THEIR FACES.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jensen Ackles' Funny Dance
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big guns time.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m not going to be mad at these dudes but I would really enjoy it if they could hit the fucking ball a few times.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look. I’ll try anything.
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Jensen Ackles Chewing Gum Jib
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MLB, I need you to fix the WEEI feed, because right now it sounds like it’s coming from the bottom of the ocean. I do not want to listen to WFAN.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think we should all be proud that I waited until the 5th to start pacing. That’s growth.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone playing in this game is approximately 14 years old.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am RELAXED. I am zen. Motherfuckers.
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still can’t believe Merloni got the postseason gig.
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