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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠

@giromide.online
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Coffee, Cubs, CPAP, Pilates, ex-Keto, possibly pre-GLP-1

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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 1h
me to Tom Ricketts
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Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime (2026) asking, "You see how this looks, right?"
Alt: Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime (2026) asking, "You see how this looks, right?"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 1h
I remember when we had fanfare for Palencia.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 1h
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1h
Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 3h
Shaw shit the bed and Dansby flies out on the first pitch ayfkm
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 3h
Cubs capable of scoring a run in the playoffs
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 6h
note to self: 12-foot Chris Hansen yard ornament
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h
When you're calmly discussing why Chase Meidroth deserves to be canonized as a saint
Pope with bat
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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 7h
A surprising burst of flavor that will blow you away
A fried chicken reastaruant’s neon signage with the “FR” gone dark
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 17h
Israel is treating an incident aboard flydubai FZ1073 (Dubai to Tel Aviv) as a terror incident. Officials say the Omani copilot stabbed the Emirati captain over Jordan and tried to take control. The captain signaled a possible hijacking and the jet dropped about 14,000 ft in a minute.
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 17h
The Boats are coming home! Chicago River Bridge Lifts begin today. Each Wednesday and Saturday thru the middle of November, starting at 9am.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 30/09/2026
The fact that centrists don’t believe in anything _does_ make them very programmable. You just have to figure out the interface for it, before they go back to their default of taking instructions from the right.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 30/09/2026
respect to Craig if he's trying to get himself fired
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 30/09/2026
at least the Cubs ownership will learn nothing from this season
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 30/09/2026
cold bats and typical 2026 Cubs pitching gonna make this a quick series
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 30/09/2026
Dude screwed up so badly, he is getting murdered on the other site.
Screenshot of an X post by Eric Schmitt (@Eric_Schmitt), timestamped 6:54 PM on Sep 29, 2026. The post reads: “Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?” Below it, a Readers proposed context note says: “Still gathering ratings” and “Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury during his congressional testimony because Eric did not know the difference between the Hawks and Hawkeyes,” followed by a truncated NBC News link.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 30/09/2026
today's Cubs-Padres game starts tomorrow
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 30/09/2026
annoying how the first third of every Gracie Abrams song seems promising, the middle third is trying to do something different thematically, and the last third is mess
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
season of the witch (boy)
Klarion the Witch Boy stands legs apart, one arm above his head to blast magic power (which has yet to be drawn), a large yellow clawed hand extends from the right, put up in an attempt to block the blast
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's so hard to find a drawing of a potato that doesn't literally look like crap.
NEW! 7 potatoes, all vaguely poo-shaped
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 29/09/2026
the MLB megaparks with retractable roofs and infinite outfields are an affront to man and god
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We grow 40% of the nation's pumpkins. We are the Great Pumpkin State.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 29/09/2026
Trump is a moron, "American Intelligence" was right there.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot dog, we won.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tom cruise and brad pitt occupy more or less the same cultural space as the last Movie Stars but brad's comfortable tossing out mid-tier cableslop like Army Dog: Lost in Alaska while every tom joint gets treated like the fate of The West rests on its box office.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 29/09/2026
markets news account crossposting to Bluesky hours later, as a bit
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Trump administration has announced plans to roll back fuel regulations.
scientificamerican.com
Trump rolls back fuel economy standards for cars, breaking with 50 years of policy
Environmental advocates have decried the move
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 28/09/2026
GOP state houses will forego revenues by lifting gas taxes ahead of a midterm before going to therapy.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: California Gov. Newsom waives CARB dates, allowing all of California to step over to winter gasoline early (some areas of CA were about to transition, but SoCal doesn't normally change until Oct. 31)
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 28/09/2026
GOP Senate Candidate Pledges To Do "Woke Shit"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 28/09/2026
Metra, you absolutely do not need the heaters on in your cars
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 28/09/2026
Table stakes for the next Dem President should be tearing up every single 287(g) and throwing them in the trash.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a sale at Penney's!
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 28/09/2026
closed the pool while one or two fighter jets checked the airspace
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 27/09/2026
oh no poor Phillies so hey Schwarber you free?
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 27/09/2026
the AL West: dear god
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 27/09/2026
Strange New Worlds is a weird show. It's gorgeous, the most gorgeous Star Trek series. Money is spent on it. The actors are great. It's a feast for the eyes, and it works best when I just turn off my brain.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beards Bolton, MS
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know if you know this, but I’m a little biased towards Chicago. #chicago
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 26/09/2026
craving Whataburger
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Kelton Halbert @stormscale.io · 26/09/2026
I've been fairly quiet on the Heimdall front, but that's because I've been working on some massive updates behind the scenes. Still rough edges to smooth over, interactivity behaviors to flesh out, and some bugs to squash, but... - single-site level 2 radar - multi-site level 2 radar - compositing
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know you're not supposed to bring a glowing orb to a job interview but what about a regular everyday orb
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 26/09/2026
lost glove sighted during dog walk, fall is here
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm Emmanuel is unsatisfying middle aged sex
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A top U.S. Treasury Department official hopscotched across the Middle East and Europe this month with a warning to Iran’s trading partners: you either trade with Tehran or Washington. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
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Exclusive | A U.S. Arm-Twisting Campaign Is Cutting Iran Off From the Rest of the World
A former Citi banker now with the Treasury Department made a secretive trip, warning countries to end flights and cut off banks.
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