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Ryan

@crash006.bsky.social
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I paint Warhammer minis, all my jokes are references to movies or The Simpsons, and generally talk out of my ass.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
American oaf blunders his way thru a gang war in San Fransisco.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hard mode? Please.
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Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in Big Trouble In Little China
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is no fucking way I'm hell I'm letting any robo-snitch in my house. Don't care if it's from Amazon, Google, Apple, or fucking Prego.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Wtf What The Fuck
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm already buying Control Resonant, you can stop selling me on it @remedygames.com
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Lmao Meme: Man Laughing Heartily
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What I'd give for this to be the type of "controversy" we had to read about from the President.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The front fell off.
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Clarke & Dawe: The Front Fell Off (NOT Normal)
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We need @paleontologizing.bsky.social on this, cause how can there be people without a favorite dinosaur?
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It's the dog version of @grubb.wtf
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a man wearing a black shirt that says speedway
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me blocking someone...
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a man standing next to a stump with a can of beer on it
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My man's just trying to put his life back on track, but has to worry about Bats flying kicking him in the face on a daily basis.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You know I will.
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a woman is laughing and saying it 's gonna be so fun !
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You need to feed it atleast 20 baby giraffes a day to get correct answers.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2026
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall .
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Look at money bags over here, with 4 N64 expansion paks.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Follow up. I wasn't able to practice nmm. Did increase my flesh tones, judge said the fave of my Wolf Guard Battle Leader caught his eye. Won a Brone for that. Was also a finalist with a Judge Dredd bust, my first crack at a bust.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Went to see Mom & Dad for Christmas, time for the annual watch of Die Hard with the @whmpodcast.bsky.social boys.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I hate these AI boys for all the normal reason. But, I especially hate them for the pseudo-corporate horseshit way they talk.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I mean @hankgreen.bsky.social did warn me, and I went and Googled "Matchbox 20 name come from" anyway. My life is indeed worse for having this knowledge.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Ozzfest 2003 New Metal & Hardcore Fest 2013 Lamb of God Killadelphia Blind Guardian The Black Dahlia Murder (many times)
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you're from. (Filmed here too)
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
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a group of men are standing next to each other in an elevator .
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Calling it now, as the @whmpodcast.bsky.social boys say, he's getting Farina'd at the Oscars next year.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Someone must have seen @crobertcargill.bsky.social king size candy bars, and took it as a challenge.
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why is a fucking bed connected to the fucking internet!?
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
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a man with a bandage on his head is talking about jack burton
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What?
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a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Official notification I won Medal in the Capital Palette. #NovaOpen #capitalpalette #warhammer #warhammer40k #judgedredd #2000ad
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Won't find out til tomorrow, but my Wolf Guard medaled and Dredd was a finalist.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
My 2 entries for Capital Palette at the Nova Open, in the Apprentice division. The Wolf Guard Battle Leader and Judge Dredd. #warhammer40k #judgedredd #capitalpalette #novaopen
Capital Palette entry, wolf guard battle leader.Capital palette entry, Judge Dredd.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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a man in a white shirt is talking and saying `` oh , great '' .
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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a man in a striped shirt is talking and saying `` you know that 's right . ''
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My favorite doctor and companion.
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two men are running through a field of tall grass
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This motherfucker, and the entire administration has blood on their hands.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -Thomas Jefferson
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I believe this is of interest to the @whmpodcast.bsky.social guys and listeners.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Where are the cries for a Woo cut? Also, been too long since I watched this, I should throw on the 4K bluray this weekend.
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Civilization was a mistake.
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a man in a suit and tie says shut it down with his eyes closed
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Describe your favorite movie in the mist misleading way possible. Trucker driver gets detoured to Chinatown, while helping pickup a friend's girlfriend at the airport.
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a man with a bandage on his head is talking about jack burton
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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a man wearing glasses and a red shirt says " oh yeah real good "
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Show me in the rule book where it says a dozen otters can't replace 1 person on the basketball court.
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deersphoric clocky doe ⚧︎ @mfingdeergirl2sday.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Bob Q! @robotjq.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Kombucha lady meme.

Not good face - ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI)

Maybe face - PLAGIARIZED INFORMATION
SYNTHESIS SYSTEM
(PISS)
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Haven't watched Grosse Pointe Blank for quite awhile. Threw it on tonight. That's a damn fine film.
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a woman in a pink coat is standing in front of a mirror .
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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a man says well this is not gonna end well in front of a printer
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