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Deltron Zero

@lloid.bsky.social
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Skate-a-delic. Wannabe transit planner Afrofuturist, cuz I'll be here for a bit. Dabbath Observant. Reluctant CarMerican 🛹🏎️🇯🇲

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 1h
I so so wish Don Rumsfeld was alive to see the OnlyFans channel his successor runs these days. Let's see some parachute jumps if you're gonna be all tough, tho.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 2h
I found my last faceplate in the garage recently, a Pioneer with 6 in the dash, with a very early AUX input. Couldn't tell me shit!
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 4h
"This your brain on drugs" easily.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h
google should be forced, by law, to fully fund wikipedia for a thousand years
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 15h
I knew I remembered him from some stupid previous escapade.
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ESSEJ @essejpx.bsky.social · 21h
@ me getting down to My Goodies at Marshalls
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 18h
Every Black person in Atlanta gets season tickets to all sports ever since Obama mandated gay socialism reparations in 2010. I always sell mine on stubhub.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22h
brb, suing the federal government over America.gov showing me John Ashcroft's objectively horrifying barbecue rib recipe
I want an official US government barbecue recipe.

Here are official U.S. government barbecue recipes and safety notes.

Simply BBQ (White House archive)

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft's recipe, posted for Independence Day 2003:

. Simmer country-style ribs for one hour (this makes them extremely tender).

. Drain.

. Place on a hot grill.
. Baste with your favorite barbecue sauce only to set and crystallize.

. Remove and eat.

Source: Independence Day: "Simply BBQ" 7
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 23h
Nowhere in the Trump account legislation does it allow auto-enrollment or say anything about enrollment procedures at all, just so you know the way that John Roberts will justify his 6-3 decision blocking auto-enrollment of kids into Medicare
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is one of the most maddening thigns about this court: Not just the substantive rulings, but how they think about “irreperable harm.” If the Most Special Boy has to wait a month to do a thing he REALLY wants to, that’s irreperable harm. Actual large-scale human suffering? Meh.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The cleansing of the blood of the nation must continue, as it says in the constitution bsky.app/profile/stev...
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23h
It is so cool that the guy who can turn policy on a shouted suggestion is this stupid. "Sir, what do you say to those who say you can't conduct electricity with your penis?"
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Lullz
Can the president rename the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts?

No. Not without Congress. I cannot give legal advice.Can the president demolish the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts?

Not on his own. Congress created the John
F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as a national memorial. I cannot give legal advice.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These Black kids making money and breaking up the football plantation system has the boosters mad. Car dealers and local dirtbag businessmen are the core constituents, illustrated again. They can't give players cars anymore and deliver them to the school they didn't graduate from.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird unprompted suggestion for me to visit Great Slave Lake, which I have never heard of, Google Maps. No, I've never been to NW Canada. Is this because I called Google Home an asshole twice today?
A Google maps page for Great Slave Lake in Northwest Territories, Canada
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having been greeted as such whenever I'm seen with a skateboard, I have to embrace it. I literally looked behind me the other week 😂 when a 20 something said it to me and asked about skate spots
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want to pay $6/month forever, to monitor my sleep. That's certain.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been watching them strangle themselves for a decade, but why would we learn from the actions of others similarly situated?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I print this out and hang it in the men's room at my office? Some guys just wash the holding hand, of course, for efficiency.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like that, gonna try this.
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American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If y’all broke, just say that. Lol
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 28/09/2026
People are pissed at Jack for selling Twitter. I'm pissed at Jack for buying, and ruining, Tweetdeck and Vine
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But have you exported those old Shockwave apps into Claude to ... *Explodes in poof of vaporware*
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a collection of videos of me arguing with Google Home to play a radio station or control lights. and getting 'I can't do that, Dave's responses. Not handing over my wallet.
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Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, let me get this straight - the US government (meaning, we, the taxpayers) now pay more to borrow than I, a lowly wage earner subject to the whims of my boss, do on my mortgage loan?
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we elect another Black guy in 2028, the 2029 budget will be 700 billion in tax cuts (whites only), 1,300 billion for bombs, and not a damn thing else.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, let's do all the bad parts of every movie, but gain not a fucking thing from it, as national policy. We really need to restrict the levers the government has, first chance we get, cuz they're pulling all of em and nobody is there to stop them.
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I Don't Bluebook @idontbluebook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where’s the Tupperware full of rotting food I’ve been delaying dealing with because I don’t want to open and smell it?
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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fridge the servants use to store the actual food to be eaten is just off screen.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't even know what these guys think they're doing when they say things like this. I know the Sunday shows are not what they used to be, but what single person is convinced by any of this? Other than that one guy...
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, at least some of my prayers are working. Curse, prayer, hope. whatever you want to call it, just get it done! www.newschannel5.com/news/coreciv...
newschannel5.com
CoreCivic names new CEO after Patrick Swindle steps down due to cancer diagnosis
CoreCivic has named longtime executive Lucibeth Mayberry its new president and CEO after Patrick Swindle resigned less than a year into the role as he undergoes treatment for stage four pancreatic can...
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think maybe women should start robbing/scamming guys like this,but that's assuming something worth taking (everything in his apartment is obviously filthy). Plus, nobody deserves having to spend time with this guy.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let me sing loudly about no emotions whatsoever, buy my records, bitter, stunted men!!
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 26/09/2026
When I get into my car at night, this is what I’m afraid I’ll find in my rearview mirror
Cinnamon Toast Crunch new mascot’s eyes seen through a car rearview mirror.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Octopus skin!
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yuuuuuupppp!! Summer camps for Nazis, local chapters, etc.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morons who never went to a trucking company lot or security booth to observe how trucks work. Love it
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy white power Fucking Friday courtesy of Kavanaugh and Roberts. Bunch of gaping assholes kicking us 1 step further from equal rights every chance they get.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's just wasted money now anyway. She was a non-factor on improving the city, and showed no spine to the Gov and legislature. I guess somebody had to run, but she's lackluster
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She's cool, my kind of weird
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lemme tell you, you can get a synthesizer,keyboard/drum machine for under $200! That's only 1.5 pickup truck gas tanks, and lasts foe-eva.
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hoarded those shitty warehouses for years, coulda built houses anytime he wanted. Seeing what Midtown & Old 4th Ward have become after a generation of disinvestment and slumlording is infuriating. Tax them more and build the next 100 years' infrastructure.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, sometimes choking a MFer is acceptable, and a sign that I respect and hold you dear, since we're going into cultural nuance now. The HR videos breaking down when it's OK are gonna be great.
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitely not if we get Chinese EVs!
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing to it, man I'm due this year again, too. Get knocked out, no pain after for me. The worst part was them..not taking all the lube with them, so to speak, but that's better than not enough. YMMV
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mom just gave up her landline number from 1990, and I was so mad! I still know my homies parents landline phones to this day
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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The green bottom 20% income line is supposed to be folks sitting at home on all that sweet COVID money, yet their line dropped hard for 2 years and never up more than blip Their decline is 23% , while the top bracket has 25% more in their vault to swim around in
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