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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I so so wish Don Rumsfeld was alive to see the OnlyFans channel his successor runs these days. Let's see some parachute jumps if you're gonna be all tough, tho.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Weird unprompted suggestion for me to visit Great Slave Lake, which I have never heard of, Google Maps. No, I've never been to NW Canada. Is this because I called Google Home an asshole twice today?

A Google maps page for Great Slave Lake in Northwest Territories, Canada

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

$1,100 chiller pants is what stage of capitalism? How much disposable income do you have to say Icy-Hot ain't enough. Where do you even store these? They look like The X-tacles rocket boots! You better get the service plan, cuz them shits will not last thru Christmas.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I did pick it up and set it on fire, which is what should happen.

A burnt piece of plastic on the end of an untwisted paper clip

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sure, we should build our homes for the coming humanoid robotvs human wars, but what about kaiju, Mr. Japanese Startup?

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

He has practice bracing for impact.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Insta removing Likes for kids under 18 is gonna be hilarious. It's positive, but how will they get around it, meaner replies? www.npr.org/2026/08/26/n...

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

How long until the Google Assistant on my pixel knows that I have Google Home controlling my lights. It's been like this for like a year, Home commands only work from the Nest Hub orvNest Home. Software that never works quite as simply as it should is infuriating.

Me telling my Pixel to change my kitchen light colors , and it responding, I don't know which device you mean. We're both in the same house, asshole!

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

How parents used to entertain kids on planes in the 1950s. Parents back then would have killed for an iPad to hand the kids they didn't want to get to know.

A man tries to entertain his son with a scary white glove puppet with haunting eyes. They are on a 1950s DC-3 type prop plane.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Not getting the core of the whole schism thing.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Markets love the Iran war.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

That idiot saw the asian markets crashing and bitched up again

Screenshot of Bloomberg TV showing Asian market declining sharply on 3/23

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

The oil markets love this! Look at all the green arrows! Oh, what? That's not good for us?

Screenshot of Bloomberg TV from this morning showing Brent Crude up 5.10%, NY Crude up .87% and Euro Crude up 19.42%

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I get random texts for the dead OB/GYN that had my number. This one is paying $300/hr for 24 hr shifts delivering babies. I have clearly chosen the wrong career. This is also why we need H1-B doctors in rural America.

Sms from a recruiter seeking an OB GYN to do 24 hr shifts delivering babies for $300/hr in Mason City Iowa.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

My mom has this inefficient fire hazard that she refuses to toss, even tho she has multiple safe, modern heaters and central heat... I finally just cut the cord and put it back in the garage for my peace of mind. They're $160 at Wal-Mart!

A radiant dish space heater that's just a toaster without a door on it.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Bessent going for the fluffer of the year award I see. (I couldn't find the Archer blowjob gif, but this will do)

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Currently, the President is leaking texts from the President of France to the world like a 14yr old Totally normal and cool way to run a country.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It gets several gallons per mile, transports lots of cats very quickly.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Pope Bobby may get to make even more history Thiel better not set foot in Vatican City

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

China has a space microwave that makes sizzling crispy wings on their space station. Obviously, this will be the turning point when historians look back at the US/China rivalry.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Microwavable stuffed animals for kids has to be a cocaine idea that got funded on Shark Tank. Was on mute and had to rewind when I saw the toy doggie in the microwave!

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Do it. mine is about the same, but this totally makes my Internet faster

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Have a feeling I'm going to need this .gif for today's Supreme Court decisions. Also works for most Trumpito policies.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It's looking like we've sanctioned ourselves with these empty ass shelves at Whole Foods! What the fuck. *Insert oh no, the consequences of my own actions.gif*

Store shelves at a Whole Foods, which are about 50% empty.

More empty shelves at a Whole Foods, which are about 50% empty.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Dave's Killer Bread is already there with them

Package of Dave's Killer Bread with label that reads "White Bread Done Right"

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Power through it Bloomberg News!

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Glad I'm home to watch financial news on mute today, wild shit going on every time I look up

CNBC graphic showing updated US tariffs rates for April 3 2025.

Some sort of formula that the White House says is used to calculate tariffs. It's not what true, it's a lie.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Dating a Millennial as an GenX: Does viewing her Snap on my watch show as a play, and can she see it? What's the right# of Snaps per day for a healthy relationship? Am I going to be doing this in 2045?

Smiley icon with raised eyebrows and a hand on its chin in deep thought

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Cool! You're tempting me to see if my Classic II powers up still. Wish I had my Performa 630 still, my first color Mac!

A Mac Classis I computer on a shelf. The screen is blank, it does not power on.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Yep, this is Google Play Store right now, I had no idea. How long before people who care find out, I should search tiktok.... Oh yeah.

Image of Google Play Store with a message saying downloads of tiktok are paused due to current US legal requirements

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

@juliemason.bsky.social Julie. I'm at about $200 for Turkey Day dinner for two. But that does include buying a LOT of spices that are pre-covid. The GF says spices going bad is a real thing, even Old Bay! I guess... (This purge was really overdue)

Expired old bay and other assorted spices

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

I saw this too, and honestly I don't have a reason to feel awkward when I'm having a great fucking day . If folks don't want to look at me, I make it a point to say something, and let them deal with their guilt. I didn't make this shit sandwich y'all did! Like..

Woman saying "How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions?"

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

This stat is gonna get a lot of run for me

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

Homeowners and real estate dorks out there, does $3,900 annual property tax on a $3,350,000 6.800sf house seem absurdly low? Yes it's in Nashville, but still. The same tax bracket always whines about how they need more tax cuts or they'll take their wealth and move.

Flyer for a home with 6 bedrooms,6 full, 2 half baths. 6.800SF for sale for $3,350,000

Flyer for a home
Property taxes are 3,904 annually

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

Interesting, prices down in Nashville and Atlanta. Kroger in BNA, less of a premium for... premium

Kroger gas pump with prices of $2.75 regular, $3.15 mid, $3.50 premium. In Nashville

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

Freshly folded laundry is always a popular pillow. This was 2 minutes after they were folded 😁

A small cavalier King Charles /Beagle mix dog resting her head on folded towels and washcloths, laying on a leather sofa.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

Well, I poisoned my search results so y'all don't have to. Finally a use for Pixel circle to search.

Google search result showing "The idea is that in warmer months, especially when it's hot and humid, the heat causes your blood vessels to expand a bit, which can make things down there look a bit different," he explained. 13 hours ago

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Ohhhhh, it's not installed on my newly purchased Pixel 8! Brilliant, Google. I installed the app, which gives me an Assistant icon on the home screen again. Your flagship feature has to be installed to have an icon, WTF, Android UI team?

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

I'm getting some weird ads for certain furniture that can only be due to the events of the past week For quickies in your truck, I guess?

Web ad for an inflatable couch that goes in the back seats of a four door pickup truck.

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

So anyway,..... 3 strangers and I helped corral this stray silky dachshund today! He let us grab him after a little food, he was friendly and hungry. The dude is taking him to see if he's chipped, hope he gets home.

Photo of a guy holding a brown silky dachshund ( magic erased his face)

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Deltron Zero @lloid.bsky.social · 01/07/2024

Could have sworn I parked my democracy right here!

A Mercedes 300 sedan, in a parking lot, fully engulfed in flames

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