Reposted by Liz Keyemidgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026only conversing with ghosts and/or ghouls this month don’t be talking to me if you have normal blood 1272
Reposted by Liz KeyeGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A beautiful, 100% organic cotton t-shirt with the slogan "help me understand" printed front and back. 0244
Reposted by Liz Keyemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990701670
Reposted by Liz KeyeDial M For Mischief @gateshawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Editing out all the Latin plant names my buddy keeps saying on my basketball podcast 061
Reposted by Liz KeyeMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know it's late in his career but I'd like to see Tom Jones release a follow-up song called 'It IS Unusual', which focuses on rare but documented phenomena like Halley's Comet. 1924026
Reposted by Liz Keyehellojed @hellojed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yeah can I get a uhhhh piercing void? 5437
Reposted by Liz Keyejims @jims.bsky.social · 12/09/2026sooo, ive been thinking about your future here at the company. before you panic, its nothing serious! didn't mean to spook you, consider this more of a... teaching moment? some friendly mentorship from one professional to another. take this egg and slide it up my ass and kick me so hard it shatters, 0415
Reposted by Liz Keyegeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 02/04/2024doctor's note that just reads "busts early" 010911
Reposted by Liz KeyeDial M For Mischief @gateshawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A.I. is chasing me around my dining room table 0356
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've developed a strange relationship with the local youth who looks like timothee chamalet where he knows that I know that he knows that I know that he knows that I know but neither of us knows what it is 170
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mm mm mm mm. Well hopefully just looking at the picture helps because I am not fucking reading this shit. 4141
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just went to the gym for the first time in ages and while I had the wee pin halfway doon the stack on the back press I couldna even manage the first hole on the shoulder pull thing so if you ever need to attack me aim directly from above 180
Reposted by Liz Keyepotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026asking every girl at the halloween party if they came as my mom 0456
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It would be good if there were a kind of guy, (possibly an x-man?) who could sink his hands into your flesh and stir them about and sort your neck out for you. 1120
Reposted by Liz KeyeAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Nodding uncertainly in agreement 2373
Reposted by Liz KeyeMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104601948
Reposted by Liz KeyeNature Portfolio @natureportfolio.nature.com · 23/08/2026When people listen to music, they often imagine remarkably similar stories. A study in Nature Communications shows these shared imaginings selectively rely on stimulus-specific patterns in a set of modality-general brain regions. go.nature.com/4gKKw0l #Neuroskyence 🧪 04410
Reposted by Liz Keyetits andronicus @tambourine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this is the start of a poem 27690100
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's fine I'll write it in my notebook and they can find it when I'm dead and they'll be like maaaaan this slaps we miss you nana and I'll be like well! I had two dancemats! You could have come round and played ebeneezer good while I shouted about sexual differentiation mechanics but too late now 160
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have some cool new opinions on breasts and human sexual differentiation mechanics if anyone wants to hang. Or we could play ddr i've got two mats. 040
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I do fucking wonder sometimes man. It's one of my special tricks. 040
Reposted by Liz KeyeKit @dauntingmountain.com · 21/08/2026Kiki times make bouba men. Bouba men make bouba times. Bouba times make kiki men. 131
Reposted by Liz Keyedraft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i love mozzarella sticks!!! i hate fear 06816
Reposted by Liz KeyeMilk Run @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026CHARMING: the most stoned guy in self checkout is trying to enter his hot house tomato as “summer tomato” then “red tomato” 191
Reposted by Liz Keyepotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026[british hacker voice] i'om in 413620
Reposted by Liz KeyeCredentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks. 10293141570
Reposted by Liz KeyeIdiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New man's best friend dog with boobs 1172
Reposted by Liz KeyeAll Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i'm going to ram my car into god 210018
Reposted by Liz KeyeAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Get this through your thick skull 2496
Reposted by Liz KeyeAlison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026#WorldLionDay Beautiful lioness vessel from Knossos Palace, Crete. Carved from semi-translucent limestone, this is a fabulous example of the skill of Minoan stone carving 3,500 years ago! Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me #Archaeology 8643164
Reposted by Liz KeyeAlpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 11/08/2026"It's called an oscilloscope, Tone. Satanic black magic. Sick shit!" 710019
