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Universally raising expectations he/him

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 3h
I can't Change Mind right now, there are enemies nearby
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 5h
Trying to figure out if I even like video games after Titanium Court
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 29/09/2026
I'll be vulnerable with you for a minute
My 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am:
Radical Rex (SNES)
I-Ninja (GC)
Dragon Warriors Monsters (GBC)
Aero the Acro-Bat 2 (SNES)
Uniracers (SNES)
Kirby's Dream Course (SNES)
Paper Mario (N64)
Final Fantasy Tactics A2 (NDS)
Mario Tennis (GBC)
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unstoppable procrastination energy today. i could move mountains if you asked me to do anything else whatsoever
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 28/09/2026
like a frog in boiling champagne
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 28/09/2026
It's not a threat. I'm manifesting
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 28/09/2026
Something really good better happen today
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 27/09/2026
The song of the summer is Baby I'm Leaving You (In A Hot Car)
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
oblique strategies
a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 24/09/2026
I'm going to suffer for my art
Banpresto Super Mario Bros. Dot Design Mouse 2. A jagged pointy, flat USB mouse with only two buttons, shaped like a star
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 23/09/2026
If I was in a plane crash, I would be basically fine. I'm 100% confident in this belief, and I'm not a pilot so it's harmless
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 23/09/2026
5 weeks until Halloween, can I make it happen
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 23/09/2026
Found my Retroid Pocket 2 from 2020... somehow feels outdated even though it just plays old games anyway
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 22/09/2026
a curious expression, Captain, as even the most neatly made bed must be unmade to sleep in.
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 22/09/2026
send this to your crush, they'll love it: Do you have any new beliefs that aren't from evidence or experience? Like, have you recently intuited any truths about the universe?
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 21/09/2026
A forum I've been an active member of since 2003 got DDoSed and made everybody reset their password. Except emails aren't going out. 😔
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 21/09/2026
Security expert here: Post your password and I'll tell if it's good or bad
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 21/09/2026
I'd like a hot drink but not feeling like coffee. What do we think, team? Will a peppermint tea make me sleepy?
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 21/04/2026
I hurt myself today On a banana peel
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 21/09/2026
How did you hear about us? >Yes ~>No
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 20/09/2026
The gildedage
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 19/09/2026
RIP a hole in my sock. Darn them all!
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 18/09/2026
they're bombarding me with Italian lasers tomorrow
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 17/09/2026
Who cares. Fuck that guy
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 17/09/2026
In many cultures, it's considered impolite to drive on the left
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 16/09/2026
taxi company cold calling asking if you need a ride
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Myth of "Expected" Items In Bagging Area
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 14/09/2026
Hold on... let him Mackle...
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 14/09/2026
this is her qualifications i'm howling
experience: 
uses ai

education:
i didn't go to harvard but i consider myself operating at a harvard level

licences:
some ai scams
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 13/09/2026
Your teeth deny being part of you. They are always trying to secede and must be placated daily.
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: all problems have now been solved by ACCIDENT. time to relax!
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you ever forget what you were doing, try digging a little hole and sitting in it. Maybe that was the plan?
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 06/09/2026
I woulda called them boxels because they're boxes
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if a tree falls in a forest, but everyone is on there phones. ?
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 05/09/2026
Not much, whataboutism you?
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 04/09/2026
Being out of mana is your body's way of telling you to take a break. Drink some water, get a good night's sleep. Self-care is MP management
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 01/10/2023
Yoshi with Baby Mario on his back on a beach at sunset leaving a trail of footprints
Caption:
He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 10/07/2024
Animation cel of Yoshi from the production of the Super Mario World cartoon series rolling a joint
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 03/09/2026
They're besetting me with the vagaries of power tomorrow
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wake up swinging
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 31/08/2026
For Sale: funeral home speedrun leaderboard
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 31/08/2026
that's all the spell does
a wizard action figure holding a jeweled staff. Magical winds slightly lift his hat
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 31/08/2026
at least people don't say crime doesn't pay anymore
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 31/08/2026
grotesques and gargoyles are the next big consumer push, for sure
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 30/08/2026
A pinback button reading "Ask me about the other guard who always lies"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old 3D game landscape of tall, rocky cliffs. A text box says, GAME OVER. condolences, my pet. Options below say, CONTINUE, and, EXPLAIN. A cursor hovers over EXPLAIN.Text: Solver LBY,
Were you not instructed to avoid settling your gaze upon Meliflora's Precipice Were you not warned, sternly? Lovingly?
Did you imagine a trophy atop the pedestal of your disobedience?
Did you really think great Mother fate would make a winner of a trickster and a liar out of me?
SHAME! Shame. Hubris and shame. You've no doubt known schoolmarms, fathers, or generous barmen who have rewarded your giggling oversteps.
But your snickers at the rules sound tinny in my primeval ears.When you are many eons old, as I am, another's joie de vivre does not excite. I seek a Solver whose expansive mind apprehends the seeds of my instructions and whose deft hand tends them into tender truit. I Iong for a dance partner who will first learn the steps before pulling me into a confident embrace.
You may think you are leading this waltz, but l am the music, the planet, and the room.
Do not look at the precipice.
There is no other way. You must attempt once again to best me in Sports Trivia.
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 29/08/2026
Sharpie graffiti "Mommy Want Mailman" on wood post
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 28/08/2026
apes go ape and bananas for bananas
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