Reposted by Liz Keyerare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 15hshout out to my boy Big Context. he is being affected by wildfires all over the world as he does not like them. also, shout out to the way things look and feel 0192 0
Reposted by Liz Keyecoward @coward.bsky.social · 18hIt’s Called Seasonal Fruit, And It’s Going To Change Everything 071 0
Reposted by Liz Keyelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2026average serious eats article, 2016: I wanted to make the perfect caesar salad so I ran 400 dressings through a centrifuge average serious eats article, 2026: We tested 47 types of air fryer to find the ones withe the best amazon affiliate links 372161163 0
Reposted by Liz Keyeterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 18hHomie thinks he’s a letter of the alphabet 1733 0
Reposted by Liz KeyeeBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 17hwake up beauty it's time to beast ⏰ 1357 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 18hWe are the creatures who can find The mushrooms you may need If you've got no fungi, my guy My crow friend has a lead 150 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 18hI assumed some sort of contract was involved but then I was quite a business minded child 010 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Specifically employees as a deliberately seditious act not as like a general global phenomenon, but yes. 010 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026But people change what they do depending on who's watching and love to thwart shit. They've got this like hierarchical data pocket pyramid mindset where they think they're the only ones with self interest and agency. Then one of Amazon's biggest problems is people flushing dildos down the toilet. 120 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I wonder if supermarkets have had meetings about ozempic 140 0
Reposted by Liz KeyeStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Himfluencer. @theonion.com 171739164 0
Reposted by Liz Keyedepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026obsessed with this image that's only used in the irish wikipedia article 353712572 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you come with me you can go to future hospital where all the nurses are just one big computer but it's put uniforms on the end of its tentacles because it doesn't understand people 030 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Earlier today I was followed by a guy with a really wide body because I looked at him too much and I think he thought it was a romantically charged but he was just really wide. Must be really confusing being wide bet it happens a lot. 130 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe it was the aurora. Don't tell anyone but when it's really crackly strong I get deja vu. 120 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I showed him your text hopefully it sinks in but it's hard man he has two wolves inside him and both of them are cats 120 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026We're like those ancient female scientists of yore for modern times 230 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mate same and I scheduled a nap to help me get up but I'm just lying here in a weird position perceiving abstract shapes on bluesky 130 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026need to get him on them cat talky buttons so we can clear the air 130 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026thanks his self esteems been shot recently ever since I nudged him off the bin 230 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That exact line better be delivered from the milky severed head of an android on the floor otherwise I'm not listening 120 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026But what of those of us who crave a deep and visceral terror pulled directly from the cold dark heart of space? 120 0
Reposted by Liz KeyeA24 Violin Sting @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Not my circus. Not my monkeys. And they likely never will be, as the bank has denied my loan application 0121 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026In response they developed a new breed of extremely sensitive cattle you can move along with a sigh but in many ways that's worse 020 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Thank you. Can you tell them my arse was a state as well. 130 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Frowning at him irl bc I know he's right but I'm annoyed 010 0
Reposted by Liz Keyemidgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026this floated down from a tree 813011 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I once saw a shower that came down at you and up at you and from either side of you and from the front of you and also round the back of you and at that point you might as well just have a bath. 140 0
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That'll come in handy later if someone tries to drop you into a glass of something 030 0
Reposted by Liz KeyeCarol Cao @carolcao.bsky.social · 09/10/2026🎃Preparing for the Halloween ✨🍁 2866501311 0
