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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2024

it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It’s World Diabetes Day what did you get me

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

mental health break? you bet it did

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/11/2024

not fox news eating the onion

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smooch @lilsmooch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

letting this dipshit attempt to navigate geopolitics is going to be horrific to watch

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Bringing polio back to own the libs

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aria 🌻 @aria.city · 14/11/2024

heard they made reddit snoo secretary of the treasury. can he even do that

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/11/2024

they’re calling the second trump term the most “reddit” administration in history

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Zach Lipton @zachlipton.com · 08/03/2024

AI companies scraping data: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! AI companies having their data scraped: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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In MJ office hours they just said someone at Stability AI was trying to grab all the prompt and image pairs in the middle of a night on Saturday and brought down their service.

MJ is banning all of the stabilityAI employees from Midjourney immediately

This is breaking now

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

You there boy! What discourse is it?

Michael Caine as Scrooge after his damascene transformation in the muppet Christmas carol

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grave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 23/12/2023

accidentally bought Water For Babies

Bottled water that advertises itself as “Best for babies and expectant mothers” for some reason

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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

welcome to Bluesky, we got

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

kiki saw a basket and immediately said i am sitting in that thing

kiki the calico/tabby cat sitting in a picnic basket on the kitchen floor, looking off to the side

kiki the calico/tabby cat laying down in a picnic basket on the kitchen floor

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

me, to someone taking me out to dinner: well damn let me at least fuck you first!

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

no mom you gotta come pick me up, im being gangstalked on the closed beta app

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

A monkey once hi-fived me, because game recognizes game.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

ME: my underwear is just two soft flour tortillas held together by electrical tape INTERVIEWER [desperate]: ok and how about weaknesses

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/11/2023

ELON MUSK: grok tell me who Elon Musk is GROK AI: Wimmy wham wham wozzle! Elon Musk is a pretty far out dude who was one of the first guys to put money behind Tesla before becoming ceo! MUSK: but I invented Tesla GROK AI: no, Tesla was invented- MUSK: grok please commit suicide

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Good Cop: It’s not your fault that you did the crime Bad Cop: Go ahead and do it again, who cares

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

What's up with this frog

Image of an IUD that has a passing resemblance to a dissected frog

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Hugh Hewitt: I have heard that the Chinese are giving us all cataleptic vapors to defeat us with their many ghosts. Is that true? Ramaswamy: It is. I will pass a law that makes every American overseas legally a cop. I will bomb Mexico. And I can say that as someone who was once put into a toilet.

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised 20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

no new posts on the Bored Ape subreddit in the past two days. this eye thing may have taken out the entire community

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

"ABORTION, POT, AND TRANS RIGHTS MR PRESIDENT"

photo from @breakingmews.bsky.social of the office shiba wearing a cowboy hat and shouting into an orange and white megaphone while standing on the office desk being watched on a zoom call by your friend darth the red panda

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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 08/11/2023

I haven't actually read the article yet but if the answer isn't "The partially dismembered body of the world's first richest man" my disappointment will echo through this hotel like the howling of a lonesome train wolf.

A copy of Wine Spectator with a picture of a ratty looking man in a suit and beside him the headline What's in the Cellar of the World's Second Richest Man?

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