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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my to-do list is a beautiful place where intentions to complete tasks go to die
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quoting dolly parton during foreplay
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the point of freeing yourself from the prison of ego is not getting there you’re not gonna do that. never gonna happen. the point is cultivating a practice of routinely asking “wait, I am too into my own shit here?” in every aspect of your dealings at least once or twice a day. anyhow good morning
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
babies, you ate almost all the leaf. you're going to run out of leaf to stand on
Group of tint black and orange caterpillars eating a woolly pipevine leaf together
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that's what they called me in high school
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
get weirder 🫵
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
feeling very quaint and simple this morning
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When she calls you sweet girl but you're low-key feeling kind of umami
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the best thing about being a girl is The Hunger. y'know
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i've cried over dolly parton and teresa of ávila in one day and i've had QUITE ENOUGH
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think it's okay to be really stupid
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki, smoking a cigarette and glancing to his right (apparently being interviewed by an offscreen figure), and saying "Action films are for women. They like the bloodthirsty stuff."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026
absolutely love this chicago auto shop that has lightning mcqueen for its logo
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
do NOT give a mouse a fucking cookie dude biggest mistake of my LIFE
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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Rosemold Pike @rosegold.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
same image but lesbian flag background
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cigarette that explodes
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
sometimes I mention eating crackers as a form of sensory seeking in therapy and once I met my therapist and her husband in aldi with a box of crackers the size of my torso. i wonder if her husband knows me as Cracker Girl
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
two pound bag of bunny grahams from costco save me
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Milk ! @groovysacrifice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me when I catch a ladyfish by jerking my bait
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
made a collage about making a home during craft night with friends :)
a collage of magazine clippings including florals, furniture, garden supplies, birds, cats, and illustrations of chores
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026
hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind
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The Magnificast @themagnificast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“All creatures have been made into property, the fish in the water, the birds in the air, the plants on the earth — all living things must also become free.” - Thomas Müntzer’
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 02/09/2026
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
joan
rough sketch study of jean seberg as joan of arc in the old black and white movie, in armor, holding a sword
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
daily reminder ✨
DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD. instead ask: is it SINCERE, is it CATHARTIC, was it FUN TO MAKE, is it MADE BY ME, and don’t forget to stay silly
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
obsessed with the gal in the break room who brought a bag of baby carrots and a bottle of ranch for lunch
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annie twotits @all-o-gistics.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Everything reminds me of her... I gotta call her
A piece of general tso's chicken that looks scarily like a penis
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
falafel
image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "falafel"
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Made some little prayer cards for the St Nick's stall at pride / to put out in church throughout the year. If they go down well I might end up making some more versions...
A small cream coloured card with an angel holding a banner in the pride flag colours. The back reads:

"Gracious God, we thank you for giving us the love in our hearts; the courage to share it whatever the cost; and the knowledge that we were created by you, exactly as we are, in love, through love, and to love.

"Whoever does not love does not know God, for God is love." 1 John 4:8"

Also a light purple/lilac coloured card with the same angel carrying a banner with the trans flag on it, the back reads:

"Loving God, who formed and made us with your own hands, and called us to live fully and completely as ourselves; grant us the strength to follow your call, and become all that we were created to be, reflecting with our lives the image of God within us.

"I am about to do a new thing; now it springs forth, do you not perceive it? I will make a way in the wilderness and rivers in the desert" Isaiah 43:19"
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 30/08/2026
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annie twotits @all-o-gistics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And I'm ovulating in this Chili's tonight
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
girl who got hit on by the dyke ringing her up at the farmer's market
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/03/2026
we all have that one homie who seeks to thwart our nefarious schemes
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they should not be putting boner pill subscription advertisements on the television during my programs !!
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Atkinson @maddavenport.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Forbidden teabag
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
one of my clients who is the single mom of a medically-complex disabled daughter was denied for food stamps and medicaid today because of failure to comply with child support but the dad is 1) not on the birth certificate and 2) DEAD
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fun new method of writing progress notes just dropped
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Vacation sex
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Nelson’s entry to this year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art
A localized version of Guernica with a loon at the center and a person holding an ICE OUT sign 

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” 

Jennifer Nelson
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Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i've mastered the professional "fuck you" it's so delightful
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mercury scarygenital 🎃 @murkyuri.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
shoutout my wife ‼️
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the best thing about working at a healthcare clinic is stealing nitrile exam gloves for sex purposes
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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