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Isabelle

@butchbarbie.bsky.social
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she/her...probably

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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 8h
I'm a worm
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16h
Things that keep me from killing myself - my dog won't understand - two bald f@gs (Trixie and Katya)
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16h
Im just gonna say it... what's the fucking point of hopscotch
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16h
You should be allowed to crawl ina hole and die for a few days
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16h
it's ween
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
subway worker: what would you like on your sandwich? dude ordering a sandwich: everything green but jalapenos Why did this piss me off so bad??
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the hardest things about being an adult is learning that trying your best does not absolve you of the consequences of your actions
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cry aloud,
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dryers are really heavy
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wife who wants sweet breakfast 🤝 wife who wants savory breakfast
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eden is a bold face liar when she's sleepy
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Waffle house server said "it looked like you need some nourishment"?? Idk?
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't get it twisted, I'm a big butch but I'm almost always the little spoon
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Meal prepping chicken and veggies and Korean beef tacos in hopes it'll help me get my life under control
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What is it with boomers and really long white socks
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the dead who die
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making pumpkin cinnamon rolls with coffee cream cheese frosting tomorrow morning, pray for me.
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
13 year old me would be amazed at the life I'm leading now but she was a stupid bitch so
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good not perfect better not best
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Accidentally caught the dish that my fishing buddy has been targeting all summer. The friendship may not survive this
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok nvm life is beautiful I guess
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The better I am at being a person the worse I am at my job and vice versa
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will, with God's help.
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the dead who die
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hollywood studios update: I ate an entire popcorn bucket refill in the time it took for us to exit the park and arrive at the bus stop
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hearty thanks
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Boo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love evil women (/pos) but I hate evil women (/neg)
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My dog has been crying and nudging me with his wet nose since 5am 🤗
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't really get along with long haired dogs
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Using my key to clean my in-law's house (a coupon I gave them for Christmas) while they're at work feels like breaking and entering
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
9/11 Disney trip save me
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @maddycoolpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
including or not including holiday cheer
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Commenting "yes girl, break all the beauty standards 😍" is so fucking wild
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Took a whole day off to go fishing and not a bite lol
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The church I work at got a surprise donation of 60 cases of eggs. 24 dozen a case. 17,280 eggs.
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
been staying home doing yardwork & chores and cooking and cleaning Martha Stewart ass mother fucker
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
starting a GoFundMe for a $2k kayak I don't need
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"the butch girls? don't get it twisted, they're the most sensitive" Trixie Mattel
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
banning children from Costco
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pour one out for bianca del rio's hair
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was going to tell Eden something important but then I forgor :(
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a lot of personal philosophies about directing choir and I'm not sure how or why but they somehow create cults
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need more bungee cords
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Boo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think it's okay to be really stupid
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm a simple man, I just need a woman doing everything for me, the ability to do whatever I want without consequences, and a $45,000 boat and I'm content
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't tell if my hair has suddenly become high maintenance or if it just seems that way bc I've actually started caring
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jerk bait
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is it me or are the rice broth dinners on tiktok just soup
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Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is turning into a catholic vegetarian a symptom of autism
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