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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 34m
Let's dissociate with mama
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annie twotits @all-o-gistics.bsky.social · 1h
Naruto if he was a rat or something: "Be-cheese it!"
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 3h
they shoulda had him euthanized
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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gabi ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
progesterone u are my religion i think
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been getting into binging story-driven cartoons and accidentally age regressing about it lately
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
free thinkers don’t wanna drink piss but they’ll drink grapefruit soda all day
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to get drunk and draft a bunch of stupid posts to be vetted for release at a later, sober time
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm like if a Tumblr tgirl (horny) was secretly a reddit tgirl (annoying)
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Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I filmed this btw
A crude phone drawing of myself holding my phone in my mouth to film my pet rats
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh to be a Leafeon napping in a bin of bell peppers 🥺
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay actual interview outfit post time
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone say good luck at your job interview June 😊
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Babe wake up, 8bitMusicTheory video on Silksong's Lost Verdania just dropped
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys lets play board games with the people we love
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time i think of or hear the number forty i do think of this btw
when no one was looking lex luthor took forty cakes. he took 40 cakes. thats as many as four tens. and thats terrible.
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paper Mario's Puniper in space. Text at the bottom simply reads "MAN" in impact font
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texting while driving? Unsafe Smoking while driving? Tacky Texting with one hand and smoking with the other while driving? Cool as fuck
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluey saying fuck... Much to consider
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many of you (myself included)
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine getting stroked by Garnet's gauntlets
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily affirmations: You cannot focus. You can swim. You cannot ride large elevators.
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fall craft night :3
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please let this happen to me it would be sooo cool
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Near the start of this year, I thrifted this cute drawing of a frog in a nice gold frame, thinking it would go perfectly in our guest bathroom. Today, I opened it up to see the back of the picture and started crying
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally transferred my peppermint plant from a round pot to the trough it was always destined to be in. I took it outside because I knew it would be messy, but of course today was secretly the one hot day of the week. Then carrying the trough full of soil up 4 flights of stairs
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly day, this is my only pink shirt
The back of a pink shirt that has the entire "Eggman's announcement" copypasta written on it
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight's gonna be a movie
A bottle of 70% isopropanol next to a blue glass on a coffee table. The TV glows behind jt
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/09/2026
when a pop punk trans guy wears a bulge insert that's a green day packer
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mercury attractivegenital @murkyuri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if sad eat 1 mango
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're doing this to me tomorrow
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
being kind is crucial for your moral character. but its also 10x more important for you to be funny
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm so pissed in so pissed I'm sooooo fucking mad rn
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is the first level of Kingdom Hearts 2 just "hey you have control of your character after 30 minutes of cutscenes and tutorials, go grind stupid mini games for money"
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"we totally owned you lamers"
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me on my way to my first day at clown school to fulfill my family destiny: "I've got some big shoes and a tiny car to fill"
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@katie.bzky.team witness me
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Recurring tooth nightmares and tooth related OCD really combine in a really gut wrenching fashion
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A friend of mine dropped a gay transsexual song about gay transsexual sex last night and it's really cool check it out thank you
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Sodom
Girl Board · Sodom · Song · 2026
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Not only was I able to seduce that you pissed yourself a little bit, I also determined that your period will start in the next two days" "That's very dog-coded of you"
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My mood is so much better suddenly now that my wife is home
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you tell how affected I am by the combined crushing weight of The Unceasing Horrors and also Being Eternally Busy Despite My Unemployment?
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My funeral rules: Crop tops required Taking communion required Communion is a 2mg estradiol tablet and a shot of whiskey If we ever kissed while I was alive, you can't wear shoes If we ever had sex, you have to sneak a bird into the reception hall
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think Domino's and yapping all night would fix me
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not exactly in a position to be asked to say grace anywhere or anytime soon, but if it happens, this will be the entirety of it
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You still got piss in those folds, beautiful?"
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Parfaits are kinda like a type of soup, if you think about it
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June @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Tom Scott Tiddlywinks video is kind of amazing actually
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