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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 20h
🫂💙 yes it was so fun!! definitely will have you see you again soon!
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 20h
we are hunkered down with eleven gallons of water 🫡
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21h
smoking on da porch while a hurricane rolls in and my wife is out catching dinner...what a life
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21h
hi june!!!
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21h
here she is!!
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21h
it's not scary on the coast yet!! they will be okay ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a roadside sign outside of a church in Hampshire County, West Virginia that reads "JESUS IS COMING BACK SO IS APPLE BUTTER OCT 5-9" - photo taken by Andy Duncan (andyduncan82) on instagram
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she's giving portlandia
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
making her eat off old corelle dishes
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mercury scarygenital 🎃 @murkyuri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
spelunking in the pussy
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ur a handsome and sexy worm
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boo
deer with her head in a jack o'lantern
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FairDragoon @fairdragoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*MONKTOBER* 2-Zucchini, sister Jeanne
A Heron person holding up a zucchini
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
turns out if you put away the mountain of craft supplies in your kitchen there's a table under there
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(bill nye theme song voice) DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES
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mercury scarygenital 🎃 @murkyuri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lock in bro, its literally story time on the carpet. we're literally about to read chicka chicka boom boom bro
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my to-do list is a beautiful place where intentions to complete tasks go to die
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
today at work they're doing this to me
Ecstasy of Saint Térèse by Jérôme-Marie Langlois, 1836, shows térèse of lisieux being pierced by an angel's arrow while kneeling
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
she noticed i've got a great ass, too!
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
codependent bird girls rise up 😤😤😤💯💯💯
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quoting dolly parton during foreplay
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the point of freeing yourself from the prison of ego is not getting there you’re not gonna do that. never gonna happen. the point is cultivating a practice of routinely asking “wait, I am too into my own shit here?” in every aspect of your dealings at least once or twice a day. anyhow good morning
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
babies, you ate almost all the leaf. you're going to run out of leaf to stand on
Group of tint black and orange caterpillars eating a woolly pipevine leaf together
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
once again thinking about the barbie/kenstyle bottom surgery that gives you nothing
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that's what they called me in high school
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
get weirder 🫵
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's the Being Southern
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
feeling very quaint and simple this morning
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
who up getting they yum yucked
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Boo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When she calls you sweet girl but you're low-key feeling kind of umami
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the best thing about being a girl is The Hunger. y'know
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
asleep? I do tend to fall asleep at any time after 9 pm without warning
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh to be right inside the heart of god. don't mind me
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i've cried over dolly parton and teresa of ávila in one day and i've had QUITE ENOUGH
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Boo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think it's okay to be really stupid
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spectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki, smoking a cigarette and glancing to his right (apparently being interviewed by an offscreen figure), and saying "Action films are for women. They like the bloodthirsty stuff."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026
absolutely love this chicago auto shop that has lightning mcqueen for its logo
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that's what it sounds like when cartoon gf queefs
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
do NOT give a mouse a fucking cookie dude biggest mistake of my LIFE
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
as a girl with a bird heart I understand the original post let's be flocks of birds together. take my hand
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Rosemold @rosegold.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
same image but lesbian flag background
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cigarette that explodes
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
both. i do love crackers
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
sometimes I mention eating crackers as a form of sensory seeking in therapy and once I met my therapist and her husband in aldi with a box of crackers the size of my torso. i wonder if her husband knows me as Cracker Girl
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eden🥀 @lesbopriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
two pound bag of bunny grahams from costco save me
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Milk ! @groovysacrifice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me when I catch a ladyfish by jerking my bait
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