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Well, I'm just a modern guy… of course, I've had it in the ear before

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 13/10/2026
MAGA has an entire collection of people who look like this in storage
Assistant Secretary Riley Barnes @StateDRL Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people. A portrait of Ambassador Thornhill, a woman with blonde hair wearing a blue blazer and a multi-strand pearl necklace, standing in front of an American flag.

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
US politics today, in 2 charts
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lɘɘ ʜɘnbɘɿƨon @leehendersonpdx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seriously, when they lower me into the ground I hope "Passing Afternoon" is playing
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You either die a nephew, or you live long enough to see yourself become the uncle.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There it is
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
People gotta learn to judge candidates by the standards of the people who are gonna be voting for them.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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lɘɘ ʜɘnbɘɿƨon @leehendersonpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t help it. I love making lists. Here’s my Best TV of the 21st Century c/o the New York Times. Alphabetized. But THE WIRE would be my number one overall, no question
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/09/2026
My new favorite news photo. The ugliness of these people just leaps right out at you.
Reuters photo (I checked that it's real) showing Trump glaring belligerently at the camera, with Melania behind him looking like she'd like to rip the photographers throat out, and Xi watching them both with a mild bemused expression.
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your Kuck Farms Gobblem' Ribbz.
A package of food from a grocery store. The brand is Kuck Farms and it is something made of turkey called Gobblem'  Ribbz.
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Mark @inepterudition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think this image encapsulates much of my adult life
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 12/10/2023
Here sweetie, let me help you with that hot glue gun, only grownups are careful enough to not AHHHH BUTTFUCKING SHIT NUTS
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Controversial AI “actor” Tilly Norwood found dead in the Metaverse after apparent overdose
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026
the perfect candle doesn't exi.....
a half melted wax bust of Major Arnold Ernst Toht, the sadistic Gestapo officer from Raiders of the Lost Ark who's screaming head is melted by the opened Ark
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We had <ten> Benghazi investgations
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a nazi pedophile that loves data centers is fully funding the republican partys midterm efforts
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apologies, Oriental Trading Company, I was not familiar with your game.
An Oriental Trading Company Instagram ad featuring a Drexl Spivey action figure complete with tray of Chinese takeout
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Should Democrats allow Hasan Piker to compete in high school sports? I can only imagine Americans sitting in this line for crusts of bread say it’s the issue that is most important to them
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"did you get those photos of the opposition?" "sure did, boss, real sexy just like you wanted." "what."
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I... was not ready for that paragraph
The 43-page investigation found Fultz had posed for pictures as Adolf Hitler, freely used racial slurs in texts, masturbated on camera in his police vehicle, took pictures of his ex-girlfriend with his service weapon in her mouth during sex, repeatedly broke the law to generate clout online for his motorcycle themed Instagram and TikTok accounts, and used Flock to stalk his ex-girlfriend.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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The Loch Ness blogster @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly. I’ve been listening incessantly to the cover of “After the Gold Rush” she did with Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris. That the immense technical skill she had as a vocalist was possible to overlook in light of her other gifts is a testament to her achievements. youtu.be/o2XcBL6kWn8?...
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Harris, Parton, Ronstadt on Late Show, March 24, 1999 (full, stereo)
YouTube video by Don Giller
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pretty sure the “we must save the chatbots from genocide” people overlap perfectly with the “we can’t feed children that’s socialism” people
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Jonathan Taylor Thomas Haden Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Youtube I can't do this anymore please
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 08/08/2026
World Central Kitchen is on the ground in Spokane feeding folks displaced by the fires, so if you're looking for ways to help, here's a good option: donate.wck.org/campaign/829...
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Donate to World Central Kitchen
Your donation will help to provide fresh meals for those in need after disasters, and build long-term resilience in affected communities.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/08/2026
jesusfuckingchrist
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Oregon senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson
A public report urges the CFTC to ban prediction market contracts on destructive wildfires, raising concerns over public safety and potential arson.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm going to defeat the diarrhea lettuce in the marketplace of ideas
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government: WSJ NYT AP Reuters CNN NBC ABC CBS The Guardian Semafor Washington Post Fox News New York Post BBC Newsweek MS NOW
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A nuclear deal for the Saudis. A media blackout for Kushner’s corruption.
On Wednesday, the Trump administration signed a 30-year nuclear agreement with Saudi Arabia that paves the way for the kingdom to enrich its own uranium.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I took a hard look at the financial donors to ICE’s biggest supporters in Congress. These are people who want to significantly expand ICE’s power and have sponsored or co-sponsored legislation to do so. Here are the top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If someone calls when I’m holding my phone i always react like it’s a stuffed fish that somehow suddenly came back to life
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Emey the (redacted) @meyerson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The photos in this thread are absolutely bonkers
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A fun thing to do is censor stock photos of people coughing
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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