Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026All they could agree on was that they absolutely despised ears and would not be displaying them. 020
Reposted by Laura KleinMark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here, I fixed it for you: "Reddit is killing RSS feeds and ending public API access because it wants the exclusive power to sell your content to AI bots" 23814
Reposted by Laura Kleinbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 30/09/2026what’s up youtube it’s your girl pandora back for another unboxing video, first up here we have… oh no. oh no no no 2248
Reposted by Laura KleinHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134993786
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reacher dares to ask the difficult questions. Like "what if a good guy was unreasonably large?" and "hey, wanna see a bunch of really punchable guys get punched?" 030
Reposted by Laura Kleinrstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026next person who tries to “inspire” me is gonna get bit 0201
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So help me god Erika if they make me start hating dragons I will burn this whole place to the ground 020
Reposted by Laura Kleina team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming 101608225
Reposted by Laura KleinMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Everyone thinks they want a smart dog NO YOU DO NOT you want a dummy, not a dog that can solve puzzles and commit tax fraud 111237
Reposted by Laura KleinRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/09/2026I know all software is created with AI now, so I’m “using” it in some second-order way. But programmers have always been perverts. All software was created with Emacs before and no one ever demanded I care about it (except the perverts). I’m normal, just leave me alone? 1645
Reposted by Laura KleinAidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 08/09/2026Gonna disrupt the book industry by starting a publisher that markets its books. 321246
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hah! Thank you! I feel like we're gonna need a lot more of them. Hoping that translates into some job security! 😉 040
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I get it! I hope you find the right thing. I've found it scary, but I feel relieved to be starting a new thing. It took me a long time to finally decide though. 020
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thank you! I haven't been sharing it widely, although it's definitely not a secret or anything. It was just time to do something different for me, and i realized I wasn't excited about tech any longer (and hadn't been for a while!). 130
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Do you have a landing spot? I'm not out 100% yet. I start my grad program next week (which is terrifying tbh!). I hope to be a licensed therapist in about 3.5 years, so I'm still doing some light contracting while I have time. 450
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thanks! I only did a few episodes of the NNG podcast sadly, since I'm leaving tech. I had fun doing them though. 280
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Went for a lovely walk up to Bernal Heights, ate a pastry on the way downhill, and saw a Waymo get stuck in an alley. Pretty much a perfect day. 0100
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Always surprising how often I can fit "The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself" into a conversation. 031
Reposted by Laura Kleinbemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026hey so me and the other crabs noticed you were climbing out of the bucket and that's actually not okay :/ 7629142
Reposted by Laura KleinGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394103678
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It has a taste for blood now that it's killed once (that we know of) 000
Reposted by Laura KleinJen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I went to Costco yesterday for salmon, and I came home with a ladder. This is what happens when you go to Costco hungry 14843
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 16/08/2026With my luck, the lobbyists will convince him to bring back radium soda instead. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithoren.wikipedia.orgRadithor - Wikipedia 120
Reposted by Laura KleinMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/08/2026My family’s budget is saved 0595
Reposted by Laura Kleinharpy @harpy.party · 30/07/2026eating a bunch of books to keep up with ai 141384
Reposted by Laura KleinEric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I think we have to come to terms with the idea that Clippy and Quibi did nothing wrong except each being ahead of their time. 141
Reposted by Laura KleinKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Elon Musk says he's going to have a robot workforce on the moon soon. "Third Way" centrist Democrats say they're going to spend $15 million to fight the specter of socialism. Sure, sure. Assholes say a lot of things. 3977490
Reposted by Laura Kleinrichard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026all these news articles about AIs "escaping containment" and none of them have gone on a violent rampage in a lab killing their creators? oh you escaped from a bit of computer to more computer? big whoop. 45214
Reposted by Laura Klein🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 06/08/2026slept wrong so I guess I'll die now 513218
Reposted by Laura KleinSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Eating a package of ham at my desk like a caveman. It really does help make sure my coworkers are scared of me. “Oh that’s Susan. Don’t bother her during her ham time.” 37121
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Me poking at the button until I am asked to leave the museum. 050
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have had that conversation using "dude" as multiple parts of speech. I love a versatile word! 110
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I grew up in California in the 80s and I will die on the hill that "dude" is gender neutral. 180
Reposted by Laura Kleinalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris 445869958
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 31/07/2026In case you're wondering why that absurd Google Maps LLM feature got added, it's because Google promotes people based on their ability to shove whatever new bullshit Google is hyping into every conceivable product. Remember having to log in with Google Plus? Same deal. 091
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Personally, I've only published two books, and i think the conventional wisdom is "one ocean-going vessel per published work." 020
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026But Erika, are you saying that your royalties haven't been high enough to buy that second yacht I know you've always wanted? 120
Reposted by Laura Kleinalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026horse girls, historical reenactors, train guys, trauma nurses...i'm NOT saying you should collect neurodivergent friends on purpose btw. i'm saying you're a writer so your friends are already neurodivergent 1253172
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I never want authors to feel like I'm demanding they write more or faster, but as someone who has read and loved a lot of your books, I just want you to know that I am over here quietly cheering you on when you hit your word count. 😀static.klipy.comTyler Avolia: Cheering Pittsburgh Penguins BabyAlt: Tyler Avolia: Cheering Pittsburgh Penguins Baby 130
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Who am I kidding? None of clothes are nice enough to justify my new manicure. 140
Reposted by Laura KleinNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/07/2026I hope this email finds you clicking on the link below without looking too closely, and then entering your banking password 1224
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I'm so glad! They get even softer over time. I had mine for years before they finally got a little too thin. 010
Laura Klein @lauraklein.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh no. Is this how I figure out that something I've done my whole life isn't normal for everyone? 010
Reposted by Laura KleinVWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Today’s band name: Uppity Scrapple 0229
Reposted by Laura Kleinandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/07/2026after i hit 30, it started hitting me back. it won't stop help 1334790