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im just here to have a good time. father of Glurp, Gunner, and Terbeaux.

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
check out this real picture of my asshole
its an image thats not loading
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
❗ 🏃🏼 ( Hm. Must've been the wind. ) ¦/ 🧍🏼 🚶🏼‍➡️
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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Spodomancy @spodomancy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I'm afraid your child's signifier has been almost completely detached from the signified" (holds up large microwave oven labelled CHILD in magic marker)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
good morning mr president, we have that ai video of you playing quarterback in the super bowl that youve been demanding but we need to reiterate once again that we have 11 days of oil left
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i condemn the ny times and these Israeli generals
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 31/08/2026
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is classic neera in that it’s extremely racist but also substantively incorrect: bin Laden was interviewed repeatedly pre-9/11.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Kyle Hebert @kylehebert.com · 20/08/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Claude just keeps saying 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓻 𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓲𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of my bigger existential problems is that I can no longer tell the difference between what is just me getting older and crankier, and what is a genuine sign of cultural rot permeating through society that will eventually destroy us. Are we doomed, or have I just turned into my dad?
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Doc Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
homer doesn’t sleep anymore
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 18/08/2026
my defense of two abysmal parents who happen to share our vampire patron: "they post 5 days a week. maybe you can meet a baby one day"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
put a bomb in the gavel of this judge i wanted to assassinate but he's been so patient and understanding with me that now i'm shushing people in an attempt to save him
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 17/08/2026
also incredibly funny to pull this for a candidate who got blown the fuck out. she came in behind sawant, who resigned from seattle city council to spend more time with her trotskyist newsletter.
melissa chaudhry getting 10k votes coming in 4.  the top two won by 4x & 2x https://ballotpedia.org/Washington's_9th_Congressional_District_election,_2026_(August_4_top-two_primary)
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
TIME RESUMES
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the idea of relocating Paramount to like Starbase Texas or whatever is so fucking funny. go ahead man i gotta see this
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
two-panel digital illustration depicting former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao and her husband, former Senator Mitch McConnell, inside a car. In the top panel, Chao is shown driving and saying, "Get in loser." In the bottom panel, a decaying, zombie-like McConnell is shown in the passenger seat with a crow perched on his head eating his eyeball, while Chao adds, "We're pretending my husband's still alive."
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are you offended, jon
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
danced up to my husband in the convenience store while singing ‘i am pissing and shitting, i’m pissing and shitting myself’ to the tune of bat out of hell…wasn’t him. different guy entirely. no matter,
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I put a Spotify code on my rear window. Today, at a red light, I saw someone take a photo of it and proceed to laugh their a** off. This is what the code plays. 🦭
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2Pac Chauffeur @horny4gandalf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Making unbroken eye contact with my reflection in the mirror as I repeatedly say “she got that npr tote bag pussy” until I am forcibly removed from gods light
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Weird text from a random today
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
look how high i can piss ( ˃ᯅ˂ ) (っค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้c )
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 01/08/2026
this has happened to her several times at this point. even a not particularly bright dog would notice this pattern.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“is the federal government assisting iran in their attacks on dem run states” is a legitimate question that needs to be asked
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Missionary: you have just got to try my signature style of sex it combines the intimacy of eye contact with the fleshly pleasure of sexual congress
Sex man: interesting
Cowgirl: no you must try mine the woman on top provides the best view of the goods and allows you to sit back and relax while she does all the work
Sex man: intriguing
Dog: arf arf
Sex man: compelling
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 28/07/2026
"Dr. El-Sayed will put the ogre's head on a pike. I claim his two penises."
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/07/2026
Dawg you’re losing to Yemenis with sub-Radio Shack electronics
Department of War CTO • (
@DOWCTO
There will be no sleep for our enemies.
PLAY
X.com
00:00:00
GIVE THE ENEMY
NIGHTMARES
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 28/07/2026
absolutely based this guy has a pretty clear understanding of his job. dude's got a vision and we should primary the braddock ogre fetterman
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ralph Wiggum accurately quoting Sam Altman saying "THE AI STARTED HACKING OTHER COMPANIEs ALL BY ITSELF AND THEN IT BEсаме Thе SINGULARITY AND I SAW THE SINGULARITY AND THE SINGULARITY LOOKED AT ME"
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 25/07/2026
i just learned this guy has posted his bachelors diploma as a flex that "uh i actually am an economist, sweetie" several times lol
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
step 1: actually stop being an elite club and organize outside
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the largest son imaginable @largest-son.labeledrude.online · 24/07/2026
imagine not deserting if you're gonna be treated like this because president pedo was juicing the market that week American Sailor, shovel lint into the dryer and ice cubes in the deep frier.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
STEW IN THE BOWL NOURISH YOUR SOUL
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this is shaping up to be one of the great defining calamities of our lifetimes. that we get this fucking disgrace so soon after iraq and afghanistan is a moral stain on all americans
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