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midwesterner. microbiologist. mom to several, partner to one. she/her

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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Min Hyoung Song @minsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is amazing satire at a time when satire is becoming nearly impossible.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(seeing any number of Noldor pursuing me in my flight with the Silmarils) well well well if it isn't the sons of Fingerbang
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Midwest 4-ever
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
originofspecies[.]livejournal[.]com
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Colin J. Mason @colinjmason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you like cryptids, urban legends, and local folklore? I do, so much that I decided to make a movie about them. Check it out:
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 28/09/2026
Resting easy in the knowledge that my risk of getting scooped by an AI company approaches zero thanks to (1) not giving research results or indeed any lab product to a chatbot and (2) not working on anything anyone cares enough about to scoop
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
0800 call time on a Saturday for soccer pictures is inhumane
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I see a political economy of The Shire article, I read it My one contribution is the most impactful function of the High Hay was less about defense and more a form of enclosure gave the Brandybucks a monopoly on the trade of lucrative forest products
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A Dave you know you know @notjustdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
90% of the time Sauron answers the Palantir:
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(1) regular brain (2) krang
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The clientele for an early Sunday evening flight from the DC area to Orlando during the school year is *various*
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guy who has never had to drag his kids out of a museum gift shop ⬇️
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Nora Verlaine @noraverlaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DON’T TOUCH BATS
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
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6h

I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 19/09/2026
me patiently waiting for fall weather
just a guy who loves autumn
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every Bears game this year is going to end 95-90
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evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 12/09/2026
anyone who is concerned about fairness in sports should start with a free lunch program, then breakfast and dinner + summer meals for every kid in the country (healthy, tasty, accessible) after tackling that, you'll need to provide transportation to and from practice and events
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight 
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/09/2026
Good Mercutio!
Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet. He’s wearing a bra, cape and huge white wig and loads of purple eye shadow.
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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spiritually embodying the Nissan Versa with Jersey plates so as to live up to the expectations set by my rental car
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
at this point: carbon removal is, at best, essentially a research project. renewable expansion is a policy project
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/09/2026
in awe of this list of blown saves from the nationals subreddit. there should be some kind of medal for fans who actually had the stomach to watch all of this
just a tremendous list of failure dated from april to september. it includes the name of every pitcher who gave up the lead and i won't put those here because it would feel like striking them from the book of life or something
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/09/2026
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you ever have a piece of bread that's so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
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opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on
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Edmund was on WWIl sugar rationing.
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#edmund was right yall are just eating shit turkish delight
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2026
New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing theonion.com/new-company-aims-to-ex…
New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love being married for many many reasons but one of them is that whenever I see someone talking about dating right now I want to die. I'm not built for that. I'm an indoor wife now
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Prokaryotes said Free Palestine
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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To the dad of one of the kids I “coach” in U4 soccer who is blowing up my phone about whether we’ll be playing on turf or grass, & tracking if his kid scores the most: Your child is playing U4. My kid is literally in the woods next to the field, observing. Buy him cleats that fit & stop stressing.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh good, we made the eating disorder torment nexus
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