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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 13h

I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the abolitionist's dilemma

venn diagram
left
some people need their ass beat
right
punishment does not transform people
middle
me

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Min Hyoung Song @minsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is amazing satire at a time when satire is becoming nearly impossible.

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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

(seeing any number of Noldor pursuing me in my flight with the Silmarils) well well well if it isn't the sons of Fingerbang

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026

"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

originofspecies[.]livejournal[.]com

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Colin J. Mason @colinjmason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you like cryptids, urban legends, and local folklore? I do, so much that I decided to make a movie about them. Check it out:

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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My lad is a smidge older than your ones (4 in November) and we’ve had the same experience. Learned about our 1000 books before kindergarten program early, completed the tasks before his 2nd birthday. Prize was supposed to be a kindle(!!!) but they said he was too young & gave him a shovel & pail 🙃🙃🙃

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026

a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai

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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 28/09/2026

Resting easy in the knowledge that my risk of getting scooped by an AI company approaches zero thanks to (1) not giving research results or indeed any lab product to a chatbot and (2) not working on anything anyone cares enough about to scoop

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

0800 call time on a Saturday for soccer pictures is inhumane

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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day

Take five minutes to not destroy civilization

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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I see a political economy of The Shire article, I read it My one contribution is the most impactful function of the High Hay was less about defense and more a form of enclosure gave the Brandybucks a monopoly on the trade of lucrative forest products

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A Dave you know you know @notjustdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

90% of the time Sauron answers the Palantir:

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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The clientele for an early Sunday evening flight from the DC area to Orlando during the school year is *various*

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy who has never had to drag his kids out of a museum gift shop ⬇️

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum

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I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 19/09/2026

me patiently waiting for fall weather

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

mi
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every Bears game this year is going to end 95-90

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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Affirming you based on our (assumed) shared culture for Walsh/O’Herlihy tradition. Dad was cremated, sibs & I stuck around to assist w/ arrangements. Small envelope arrived from cremation society; bro rx’d, immediately said, “dad fit in there?!” (was confirmation we were paid up, not dad actual)😂

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evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 12/09/2026

anyone who is concerned about fairness in sports should start with a free lunch program, then breakfast and dinner + summer meals for every kid in the country (healthy, tasty, accessible) after tackling that, you'll need to provide transportation to and from practice and events

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight

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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Spiritually embodying the Nissan Versa with Jersey plates so as to live up to the expectations set by my rental car

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

at this point: carbon removal is, at best, essentially a research project. renewable expansion is a policy project

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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and white

Center square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettes

Block of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in marker

Carol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/09/2026

in awe of this list of blown saves from the nationals subreddit. there should be some kind of medal for fans who actually had the stomach to watch all of this

just a tremendous list of failure dated from april to september. it includes the name of every pitcher who gave up the lead and i won't put those here because it would feel like striking them from the book of life or something

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2026

New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing theonion.com/new-company-aims-to-ex…

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love being married for many many reasons but one of them is that whenever I see someone talking about dating right now I want to die. I'm not built for that. I'm an indoor wife now

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dee @ladeeeeet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching my alma mater from several states away - go Hoosiers!

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