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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
blocked!! blocked simply for being a weird asshole!!
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Croque Madame @kylerlaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m on an Australian and British blocking spree and it feels great. It’s been a fun week so far on Bluesky!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Think that’s a beautiful ass? Wrong. It’s full of diarrhea. Next time think about that when you objectify someone
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Leigh Kunkel @leighkunkel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small)
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 14/11/2025
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
“Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska”
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 30/10/2025
ABSOLUTELY get out and vote for this dude over Paladino if you can!
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/10/2025
The AI industry wants us to believe AI superintelligence is the real threat from generative AI. But that narrative was crafted to distract from the many ways genAI is being used to tear our societies apart, as we saw this week when a deepfake video rocked the Irish election. It must be reined in.
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Generative AI is a societal disaster
Governments are deluding themselves into believing investment justifies allowing AI to upend society
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 03/10/2025
original meme, using a scene from TNG "The Schizoid Man"; the titular character, Dr. Ira Graves, is philosophizing with Data; he is played by William Morgan Sheppard, who also did all of the voice work for the "Civilization V" video game; text is a quote from the game; top text: Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it; bottom text: What makest thou?
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hankyoreh now has an official English translation of this editorial: english.hani.co.kr/arti/english...
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[Column] Imperial tyranny, Korean humiliation
This incident should prompt us in Korea to comprehensively reassess our investment projects in the US
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I was hoping this would lean heavily into New York City history. This does not disappoint.
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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.
Kerry Bishe in costume as Donna and Mackenzie Davis in costume as Cameron Howe on the set of Halt and Catch FireScoot McNairy and Lee Pace on the set of Halt and Catch Fire
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
True, and occasionally even books with pictures!
DIASPORA BOY front coverMUSEUM OF DEGENERATES front cover
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
As long as we’re talking about the Epstein files I want to share this old Krassenstein tweet which has an extraordinary amount of “questions already answered by my t shirt” energy
Brian Krassen: &
Community Notes FTW!
@krassen: • 15h • 2 •••
We are not on the Epstein list.
I can confirm this 100%.
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Lil Mr Halloween Name Man @micktheebs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It’s crazy how so many people here have never heard a single joke in their life
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
children this is what they're taking away from you
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
America’s own Tiananmen Tank Man
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
new banger reaction just dropped
Interesting take. Do you believe that your left wing politics bias your view in any way?
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Alex Donaldson @apzonerunner.com · 09/07/2025
every day i try to bring the moguta energy to my daily life
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A $54 donation - or two $27 donations - will put her at 35% done... www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
Screenshot of the gofundme. $506 raised of the $1.6k goal, 32%
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The willingness of democrats to slander a man the people feel inspired by, feel heard by, fought for, and CHOSE makes it very hard to rationalize supporting them ever again.
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ceddanne rafaela enjoyer 🧦⚽️🦅 @stylo.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Gillibrand's comments are a stress test for how much Islamophobia and blatant racism is allowed in the "Democratic coalition." We need to fight this
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Shabbat Shalom to everyone who recognizes that the safety, freedom & thriving of Jews and Muslims are bound up together — in Israel & Palestine, across the five boroughs, and in many other beloved places.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns
Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
new york has decided. muslims > italians.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/06/2025
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Haven’t seen people this happy since the president got a disease
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Joel Wertheimer @wertwhile.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Shout out to @lindseyboylan.bsky.social who put it all on the line four and a half years ago and then was hitting the pavement hard since Cuomo got in the race and through today. A portrait in bravery.
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 101 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
Andry José Hernández Romero overlooking a valley, giving a peace sign with each hand.
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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 21/06/2025
Two-panel meme showing a conversation between a doctor and an older male patient. In the first panel, the patient says, “I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.” In the second panel, the doctor smiles and replies, “Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.” The humor is based on a pun involving Scrabble and spelling.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Since the NBA season ended last night, here's my self indulgent take on where Sports Bluesky is atm. The TLDR is that crappy Resistance accounts are working like antibodies to flush casual sports ppl off this platform and the devs should address this if they actually want sports to take off here.
The NBA season ended on Sunday and believe it or not, that marks two entire seasons in which I've been running the Shams account. I have put a goofy amount of effort into that account for the sake of trying to make NBA Bluesky a thing - and I take the fact that the NBA now posts on Bluesky as a source of pride because I like to think I played a tiny role in that. I'm saying this because I want you to believe me when I say that I want Bluesky to succeed a lot and only criticize it out of love. I think Twitter is broken and I believe a better community can form here, and you know what, the NBA community here actually IS really good. But here's the thing: Bluesky must must MUST address the scale to which horrible Resistance accounts have been allowed to invade every waking corner of this app, because it's choking the life out of it and will eradicate whatever chance this place has of truly taking off if it's not fixed SOON.I am very discouraged by how poorly Bluesky has dealt with this situation, because the aforementioned Resistance accounts (I'm using "Resistance" as a catch-all) have been draining the vibes on here for months and little seems to have been done about them. These accounts are rude, they're obnoxious, they're homophobic, they spam people like crazy, they drown the app in slop, and they react confrontationally to everything they see that isn't just about Trump - including sports. It's turned Bluesky into the only app I've ever been on where random users will actually come at you if you post about sports sometimes. It's hard to stress how bad that is for this place's sports prospects. Sports Twitter is never, ever, ever gonna meaningfully migrate over here if this place develops a reputation as Killjoy Land where angry Facebook refugees and scolds will legitimately confront you if you post about sports.I believe the people running this app have consistently taken the easy way out when it comes to managing its user base - choosing to sit back and do little to nothing time and again as rude users who are poisonous for the community feel empowered to dictate the terms of engagement on it. Add that with the fact that the Discover feed is totally broken (search "Discover feed" on here and you will exclusively see people complaining about it) and is allowing this app's population of insufferable dweebs to find posts about sports/games/music/etc. that they consistently react to with hostility and you have an environment that is not just murky for sports but diametrically opposed to it. This place should be welcoming for sports ppl, but it can't really be that if the devs here never take a meaningful stand against the users who are manipulating the platform in a way that's ruining everyone else's time.If there's one thing I could say to the people running Bluesky, it would be this: you can either be an app with a fun, chill, healthy environment in which thriving sub communities for things like sports can take hold, or you can be an app that 70-year-old grampas log into to scream at random people in between following grifter accounts that are pretending to be an underground cabal of park rangers, but you can't be both. Taking the path of least resistance will only result in malcontents strengthening their grip on this place. Just because most of the thinkpieces about Bluesky are bullshit doesn't mean the user experience hasn't also plummeted for a lot of people over the last year and will continue to plummet unless you find the initiative to wrestle control of this place away from ppl who are toxic. I still believe the sports community can become huge, but only if this app gives it a chance to be and right now it's unfortunately not.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
My phone autocorrected “I’m fine” to “I’m fungus” and honestly that feels more accurate
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
two images
the top one a photo of elon jumping like a dipshit behind trump at a rally
the second the same photo with elon photoshopped out a la the old stalin photo
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
They could’ve made this a three second bit while flipping channels but someone came up with the idea of making gentle Ben the host and someone else came up with Ben Control. Elite level writing
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
COOL!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/06/2025
Hey folks, I have a huge request for Pride: Trevor Project is recruiting for a landmark new study. If you are LGBTQ, in the United States, and between 13-24 or know someone who is, pass this along to them. Trevor’s research has led to meaningful defenses of queer and trans lives. Take the survey
trevorredcap.trvr.org
To proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
decades-long manhunt finally ends
Waldo/Wally being led away by two police officers.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
we must, as always, look to Bonnie for the only crypto advice that matters
Bonnie!
@BonnieElephant
I am going to have SEX tonight!
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Replying to @BonnieElephant Alone or with somebody ?


Bonnie! @BonnieElephant - 19h I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
“To the crowd, Walz was encouraging, saying their anger is justified. ‘The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting,’ he said. ‘You’re not.’” www.yahoo.com/news/somethi...
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'Do something, dammit!': Tim Walz says Democrats need to answer Americans' 'primal scream'
Tim Walz held a town hall in Des Moines as he tours swing districts where vulnerable Republicans are not holding public town halls of their own.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Horse drawing meme where it's beautifully drawn on the left side but some preteen's artless mess on the right side. The left side is annotated "medical science" and the right side is annotated "medical practitioners", because I hate doctors so very much.
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