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toad76

@kristorkian.bsky.social
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my wife asked me to be here so i'm here

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 5h
shit is out of balance. the fabric of the universe is crumbling
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21h
That's why
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 12h
Good job, Junie.
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生田目和剛(Nabatame Kazutaka) @nabatamekazutaka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Two Giraffes" (2021)
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 05/10/2026
I've been wanting to write this review for years. Go read it. Or just go play it. Because it's free, and runs on anything that could be considered vaguely computery.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 06/10/2026
Godzilla and King Kong, two besties hanging out #art
Illustration of Godzilla and King Kong having a good time chilling in the city
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mickey mouse saying "you look like you're having fun"
Brian "I hate Mickey mouse"
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生田目和剛(Nabatame Kazutaka) @nabatamekazutaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Steaming Hot Katsu Don" (2018)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/10/2026
Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark on September 30th and October 1st. Spooky season is in session~
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 01/10/2026
#boktober 001
doodle of two chickens
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#kimgakaku
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😈 #WorldBollardAssociation
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/09/2026
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gathering my Red Crab Army
Sixteen small red crabs on sand. Photo by me
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.*
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
as a representative of Team “ADHD with severe emphasis on the H,” I know it is my duty to be the tip of the “oh, right, that’s why we medicate people with ADHD” spear
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
his facial expressions absolutely kill me. why do you look so indignant
orange cat sitting in his bed in front of his box of toys
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight's full moon begs the question... Do wolves howl at the moon? 🌕🐺 It turns out scientists have found no correlation between wolves and the full moon, except perhaps an increase in overall activity on brighter nights. So, what exactly do wolves howl at? Learn more: ow.ly/EMAx50ZRzfO
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bitch I hate to be the one to tell you this but the ADHD is going to be there whether you have a diagnosis or not lmao
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3348 finds a creature out of time
Four bunnies encounter a microraptor, a small dinosaur with colorful feathers. They are standing around the microraptor, who regards them with a curious bird-like grin
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEW MOUSE JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!!
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
an old comic I didn’t feel like updating to be about ai but is still basically about ai anyway because we’ve always been living in hell
panel 1: a weird creep pokes at a laptop and says “Finally, through the aid of machine translation and google, I have removed the taint of woke western localization from this video game!”
panel 2: two anime boys say “Hello” “It is”
panel 3: “You must go there” “yes”
panel 4: “When the executive manager is downed, can you believe it?” “There is!” the weird creep sheds a tear and says “Ah, as the developers intended!”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tough opponent
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The seller has no idea, does she
"Floral statement piece" hoodie that's flowers making a uterusItem description that conspicuously does not mention uteri
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
look at this polite heracross
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing a heracross standing on the ground with its claws together and green trees in the background and a pokeball in front about to be captured in the Pokémon anime
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 18/09/2026
Dragonite express mail 📫 #art #pokemon
illustration of dragonite flying in the air while pikachu is dropping letters
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus kind of tired of it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
well the good thing is it's not like we live in the most car-brained society in the world and all our infrastructure wasn't built around driving and parking and everything is walkable and we have lots of efficient and dependable public transportation. at least there's that
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