Reposted by Kris Delarondeashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 7161241327
Reposted by Kris DelarondeJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky 10283575
Reposted by Kris DelarondeTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling. 402335430
Reposted by Kris DelarondeMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104651656
Reposted by Kris DelarondeDarren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s coming… 🎃 1439271096
Reposted by Kris DelarondeMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10996433683
Reposted by Kris DelarondeConor @ernekid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s an insane nihilism here right at the heart of modern conservative movement that is fundamentally removed from any sense of economic rationality 1439593
Reposted by Kris DelarondeMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122522054
Reposted by Kris Delarondeshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961971537
Reposted by Kris DelarondeDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions! 421922775
Reposted by Kris Delarondelyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i keep these on my desktop but so far i haven't found a use for them and that makes me sad 1117914
Reposted by Kris DelarondeOllie @ordheist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have some commission slots open now, please hmu if you need a character design for your personal/commercial project! 11228286
Kris Delaronde @krisdelaronde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Are any of us going to surprised when the A.I. girl hosts Saturday Night Live? 010
Reposted by Kris DelarondeLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366481685
Reposted by Kris Delarondepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713366331
Reposted by Kris DelarondeJennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My daughter’s latest masterpiece 112115362436
Reposted by Kris DelarondeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That’s good Bluesky 72120002227
Reposted by Kris DelarondeBen Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality? 2136791121
Reposted by Kris DelarondeBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!! 6447271008
Reposted by Kris DelarondeTami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Behold fat bear eating fish. #ceramicart #fatbearweek 8275102
Reposted by Kris Delarondem @keptsimple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I feel like if you're under 40 or so it's hard to appreciate how stupid it is that our transportation secretary was the "republican guy" on an early season of the real world 6584
Kris Delaronde @krisdelaronde.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 011
Reposted by Kris Delarondethe springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/09/2026happy labor day to all the workers and parasites 81153285
Reposted by Kris DelarondeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128572643
Reposted by Kris Delarondeceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218904413
Reposted by Kris DelarondeNash @radiodeadair.com · 02/09/2026The replies are like "I'll just pirate it!" and I'm sure all your trans friends and associates are happy to know you're still a fan of the woman who's made it her life goal to ruin their lives, you just don't want to pay her for it. 6825591109
Reposted by Kris DelarondeMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras. 564248496977
Reposted by Kris Delarondeweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 66116982329
Reposted by Kris DelarondeMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are. 3256971016
Reposted by Kris DelarondeJenTheTracy @jenthetracy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Business men do not understand that my goal as a small business owner is not to make the most money possible but to survive comfortably through making art. They think I don’t understand business. I know they don’t understand art. 161955376
Reposted by Kris DelarondeNash @radiodeadair.com · 28/08/2026I don't want things to get back to normal. Normal is what got us here. Going back to normal is just setting the stage for another repeat, because we already "went back to normal" and the fuckers took advantage. I want things to change, and I want this to never happen again. 131398534
Reposted by Kris DelarondeBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week 31754525
Reposted by Kris DelarondeGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/08/2026All of the LLMs stole from me. Most of the big "A.i." billionaires are horrifying right wingers. Consumer-facing generative "A.i." "writing" and "art" tools deskill people, cheat kids out of real education, spread falsehoods and disinfo, and violate privacy. So no, I ain't using that shit. 133490852
Reposted by Kris Delaronde🫀nenetto [🌳 Deku edition ▿] @nenetto.com · 17/08/2026By www.jwz.org/blog/2026/08... 2044261829
Reposted by Kris Delarondepixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It's time we as a society admit that Olive Garden breadsticks aren't good anymore, so we can start the healing process - let the Olive Garden Font & Logo Generator help you!pixelframe.designOlive Garden Logo Font GeneratorFrom General Mills side project to Darden's flagship brand — the Olive Garden wordmark's script lettering, and branch icon have been rebuilt layer by layer for this generator - create and download your own custom version! 169117
Reposted by Kris DelarondeLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It's the torturer's baby mask from BRAZIL. 41129
Reposted by Kris DelarondeDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Being able to kill a guy is a skill wildly overvalued in our culture 1958149
Reposted by Kris Delarondetoonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Can I bum one? 181342225
Reposted by Kris DelarondeWinnipeg Free Press @winnipegfreepress.com · 06/08/2026A new chapter has begun in Winnipeg’s literary landscape with the opening of science fiction and fantasy bookstore Other Places Books.winnipegfreepress.comOut of this worldNew sci-fi/fantasy bookstore a welcome addition 012048
Reposted by Kris Delaronder o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I literally flinched when I looked this guy up and saw his picture. The British media class really is unmatched at churning out rumpled slob pseudo-intellectual racists. 5552
Reposted by Kris DelarondeNeil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's striking to me than an AI company has been buying up these food companies, not just in the US (they also recently acquired one of the big Canadian distributors), as part of a strategy for a big IPO. Maybe this is fine and I'm just overly cautious. But...3/4 www.prnewswire.com/news-release...prnewswire.comGrubMarket Acquires SPUD, a Leading Canadian Online Grocery Company/PRNewswire/ -- GrubMarket, an AI-powered technology enabler and digital transformer of the American food supply chain industry, as well as one of the largest... 23513