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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the virgin ed sheeran fan vs the chad mountain goats enjoyer
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
The face of an embattled MP spotting the person that comes to all their events wearing a garbage can to say they’re “going in the bin”
Donald Trump with weirdly dark and flat hair
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Please sign my petition to get Jack Reacher on Severance chng.it/PsDFRWRyMP
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This campaign needs you now
GET REACHER ON SEVERANCE
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like going to the store as much as the next guy but you can’t become a fan of the store, especially if it is a gas station
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/08/2026
i have also exhausted my ballistic missile supply
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/08/2026
They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

WINONA MINNESOTA
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Press Release
Winona Police Department
8/4/26
On 8/1/26, the Winona Police Department discovered that all eight of our city's Flock cameras were missing. That evening, an officer noted that there'd been no recent activity on the cameras. Officers subsequently checked the various locations where the Flock cameras were placed and found that the poles were cut down near the base. Officers located the poles nearby in the weeds, but the cameras had been removed. As of 8/4/26, the cameras have not been located.
The stolen cameras were stationed in the following areas:
Two near Hwy 61/Bundy Blvd
Two near Hwy 61/Hwy 14
Two near Hwy 14/Knopp Valley Dr
Two near Hwy 43/Homer Rd
The timeframe of the thefts appears to be between July 29th and August 1st.
The cost to replace each camera and pole is approximately $3,000.
The investigation remains active and ongoing.
Anyone with information related to the thefts can contact the Winona Police Department at 507-457-6302 or by calling Winona Area Crimestoppers at 507-457-6530. You can also submit a tip online through https://winonaare acrimestoppers.com.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They're blocking the straits for Pride
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Rise of The Machines
Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous. 

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
iq tests should subtract 10 points for being the type of guy who'd take an iq test
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Truly a perfect news alert
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Learning that the abundance of Thai restaurants around the world is a direct result of the government of Thailand doing a sort of restaurant diplomacy makes me wonder why America can’t just do that, why can’t we make the burger to end all burgers instead of Henry Kissinger 2
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
combing through the epstein emails to see if he ever emailed strongbad
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 05/02/2026
'This news has moved me from "maybe computer use should be regulated" to "Butlerian Jihad Now" on the radicalisation scale.'
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The only Democratic statements I want to hear about the Trump gestapo are like this, from the awesome Philly DA Larry Krasner. No less truth, no less fire.
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Mostly quoting @antlervel.vet
"people are being executed in the streets over a problem the does not exist" in white text, "and both parties are complicit in the Lie" in black text over an orange yellow and white background
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 31/12/2025
Paying my Eevee $5/month so it can evolve into Patreon
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#comedybangbang #cbbworld #delucaschophouse
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Hey if we invade Venezuela I can gloat at my dad about me telling him he was wrong for saying Donald Trump was “the peace candidate“ certainly my sense of smug satisfaction about being correct offsets some of the brutal misery and despair and death of an unnecessary imperialist war
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 30/11/2025
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
All these people are tacky losers and I hate them!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
tapping the sign
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
People wonder about my serene smile in the face of imminent economic collapse and the reason is quite simple
It’s ONLY the Princess Diana Beanie Baby
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Savor the beauty of the moment. ko-fi.com/sophielabell...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2025
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I have warned about the rightwing attack on empathy. It is as dangerous as any attack on democracy. It will accelerate in Musks’ hands. open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
just did an audit of the department of labor and found ten toilet stalls with zero users
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/11/2024
“Fascism and communism are equals and just as bad as one another” weird. Corporations don’t think this
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Cat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/02/2025
If you are stupid please stop explaining things to me
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Christian live streams are always fascinating
Screenshot of a tiktok live stream, a bald man using a filter that makes him look like a Jedi ghost over a background that's a neon crucifix on a beach, scrawled above are the words "ATHEIST WHY?"
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This guy goes live pretty frequently with this chicken that wears pants, it's great
Screenshot of a tiktok live stream from smokemb, featuring a chicken wearing distressed jeans in the passenger seat of a car
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I love tiktok live streams. I don't know if anyone else will appreciate these but I'm going to be posting my collection over the next few days. Starting with the Butter King.
A screenshot of a tiktok live stream from a guy named butter king, a man in a truck cab wearing an orange hat, eating a stick of butter
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Gonna be real, I think the surest way to get my vote at this point is to promise me revenge. I'll vote for whoever promises to construct an elaborate personal hell for any and all of these guys. It can be a public works project
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Can't sleep, think I got the woke mind virus
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