bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I already don't respect any number of artists for much pettier reasons so I'm gonna keep on that track 030
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Reposted by bite mePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026The face of an embattled MP spotting the person that comes to all their events wearing a garbage can to say they’re “going in the bin” 1454142
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Reposted by bite me🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I like going to the store as much as the next guy but you can’t become a fan of the store, especially if it is a gas station 91865
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I mean I'm not sending him death threats or encouraging anybody to do so, so I'm not sure what you want from me. I'm not allowed to say he's annoying because other people take it too far? 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I genuinely haven't seen any death threats. But I'm okay with annoying people getting yelled at for being annoying and not okay with death threats, it's a cool new position I just invented 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026What death threats? He's complaining about people yelling at him for asking asinine questions 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It's bad to level that accusation against someone who is a victim of a violent crime, it doesn't mean there aren't obnoxious people out there looking to provoke reactions to then whine about 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026She should be as famous as Bill Murray or Steve Martin 010
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You need to go to the Cryptozoology museum in Bangor 140
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's not as good as you remember it, but the parts you remember being fantastic are still fantastic 000
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It needs a layer of lumpy brown paint covered with 8 layers of primer and then a nice off white 000
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026You just make it up on vibes until someone corrects you 010
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Well yeah third party candidates always lose, it's not even worth a protest vote 000
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I went for 2 items, left with 4, but managed to get out in under 20 minutes on a busy Sunday 🤙 010
Reposted by bite meMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/05/2026the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women 603265625
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Mine are so close to blooming for the first time and I'm so psyched 010
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026One of the worst things I've learned this year is that a chilly dog is a kind of slushee 170
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I'm okay with an absent and incompetent director for this administration 081
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bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I think the color is just from the tan-enhancing color grading but yeah the glass choice is bizarre 000
Reposted by bite memuscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 19/04/2026iq tests should subtract 10 points for being the type of guy who'd take an iq test 438426
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026You're hiding behind these other voters because you're fine with the corporate status quo liberalism that got us into this mess 200
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Christ and you wanna lecture me about being out of touch with reality. We're stuck in a two party system and the only option for opposing fascism is still full of influence by the enemies of progress. The only possible way out is to be as loud as possible and come together to demand change 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The previous elections are done, they played out how they played out. We're nowhere near being down to two options for the next election so stop being a coward and push for progressives instead of preemptively conceding to the right wing of the party 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's 100% loser behavior, it's the dumb shit the Democrats love to do all the goddamn time. If the result is a blend of averages then be part of the average helping to weight the overall result to the left instead of moving towards the center before we even have a fuckin primary 200
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Wow they convinced you? That definitely means something 100
bite me @knappsterbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026You can just express what you want to see in a progressive Democratic candidate and make your voice heard instead of preemptively conceding. That's loser behavior and it's not your fuckin job 100
